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theprotester

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  1. Dear new puppy, You are very cute, but I REALLY need to get some work done, you've got me stuck in the office Oontzing when I should be making alcohol! Cheers, thepro
  2. My skinny frame will take the weight of the world. True. TPBM knows it has to get worse before it gets better.
  3. Exact opposite. TPBM just saw some local wildlife eat some of their new garden.
  4. True. TPBM is still a bit weirded out by the 'jack off session' line...?
  5. Falsehood. tpbm has a super wigger friend that says the old n word all the time.
  6. False. Not even 8am up in this bitch. TPBM spends money when they're bored.
  7. True. I want more veal meat. TPBM thinks they could easily pull that 'stupid American' sketch on the streets of Australia in reverse, and get the same sort of footage.
  8. Watching this little fella wander around my office.
  9. False. But my mate just picked up a stupid amount of oxy's so I won't be hearing from him for a while. TPBM removes themselves from the situation, doing the dingo.
  10. Be like putting a gobstopper in a goldfish though.
  11. What are you, twelve? Just keep the thread moving. Sketches.
  12. Oh that's right. We forgot that over there kids think graffiti began and ended with MSK. Stop trolling and let's get back to a good thread.
  13. Kind of justice for the fact I always correct others spelling.
  14. True. TPBM is the people that are in the picture that comes with the frame.
  15. Ruste Juxx - Fuck Ruste Juxx TPBM is pumped for the NBA playoffs.
  16. Yeah. Paint. For sure. MOVING ON. False. Ain't no trains out here. TPBM buys clothes from the charity shop and starts new trends.
  17. They call me stand still, because that's what the room does when I walk in the door. TPBM has their own theme music.
  18. Actually yes, depending on the weather. TPBM doesn't care is just going to BBQ in the rain.
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