Southern Smite

What the hell are you two homersexuals talking about? I cannot stop eating. Fuuuuuck

Eating out eats up a lot of cash, but somehow I always spend atleast $20 on one or two meals at the grocery. I don't know how that happens. Also tipping way more than 20% really adds up. Which I almost always do unless the server is the worst.

Things like this on the internet make me uncomfortable.

I'm about to take this fools commissary for running on the internet and wasting my time. What size shoes is those?

You're also supposed to shit ATLEAST thee times a day.

You must be high putting some sloppy joe meat in a taco. That's alright though I have eaten things high thinking they were so good I made it again sober and was like "wow that's terrible"

I just watch those shows for the nick names.

You're coming off a little condescending. If you don't live in the woods and are completely self-sufficient I don't think you have the right to call people stupid on the internet. I agree taking a million short cuts because it's cheaper and easier is really fucking things up, but come on you don't have to be an asshole because you posted a link with a Morgan Freeman narration and have said nothing to back up what you feel is wrong. Other than "I'm smarter than you."

Same here. Try pain pills!

Oh fuck some lady is putting a clothes pin on her lips and pulling at it. Not the ones she talks with

She put a horse on her lamp. So good

Goddamn!

Uhh Young at Heart?

Has anyone seen her bust out the cowbell yet? It was awesome. She even had a sweater that said "Needs more cowbell"

I suppose I should have read the first page. So anyway post a fucking movie dude I don't have time for this

One of the guys that was into smoking crack, pawning his computer, and crying in a drain pipe? I saw the dudes girlfriend(the one on the show) at my old job. Then months later the actual dude came up there one night and took this dudes guitar that was playing and starting singing his own songs.

So i'm assuming you have to get it right to post the next one? I just found this thread so I don't know.

It's pretty funny this idea came from Hitler. Way to go

Most definitely. You'd also be taking me out to lunch the next day for waking me up.

I make 5-10 hour drives all the time and I don't get oil changes that often or know what exactly a tune up is. You'll be good. Also: bring duct tape. You never know what might happen. One time I crashed into some dude and my hood was all fucked up and I was on the highway and that shit flew up and I couldn't see. Luckily I had duct tape to tape it down.

You don't have money or know what to do by yourself, yet you're going to cook rack of lamb?(which is not cheap)

Really? I heard they have been doing that lately. So crazy

Awesome. Raekwon is on that mystical shit.

Don't blow it. You can be getting loose right now and make an epic thread. She said you've got till 8 then her boyfriend comes home.

Then what exactly are you doing on here? Go rob her. You can put all the stuff in the elevator for easy transport.