Southern Smite

I totally saw some tits tonight at the bar. Can you believe that shit!? Actual breasts in front of my fucking eyes! I even took some pictures with my camera phone when they weren't looking. I just pretended like I was texting! I also saw some graffiti. That I think was done illegally. Hell I even did some! Holy fucking shitcock I came in my sweatpants...twice!

Oh, I see what you did there. Very clever! You must have been the passenger is the mall masturbator mobile. You win the prize, peter.

Hey, man. I saw you at the mall today! I didn't want to say anything though because you were in the middle of looking at young mall babes and jerking off. I didn't want to make it awkward so maybe next time.

Is this a joke? I want to say it is but I really don't think you're being sarcastic. Also there is a GUN that does way more in NY and other places. I've seen it with my own eyeballs, if you can believe that.

Oh dang.

Stop playing detective when you can't use your eyeballs. Pretty obvious some dude blasted over someone else and their crew went back over that crap.

How does one split a latte in ones lap? Ridiculous!

I wouldn't say it would be difficult at all to top a rehashed blend of late 70's new york subway graffiti letter structures with some MSK influenced arrows, squigglie shits and letter add ons. Not to mention the poor choice of colors and almost transparent outline. It even made the wall sad...it's all tear soaked and gross.

Those color choices are a little iffy and letters a little shaky. I can go into further detail if need be

Damn did these fools really go paint some shit then go buff themselves?

This reminds me of why I stopped venturing over here. You are gay as shit

Yes, I would love to help you do your job in selling overpriced markers and crap to people who paint plywood. Just give me awhile to google graffiti shops in the US. It's real hard so it may take a couple hours.

I just hit up mad green power boxes and alley ways with some shit. Hollows, tags, some fills. Post em if you got em. I had like a bunch of beer and shit. Word!

^Don't like it leave it, faggot

I really do not like beach graffiti, except for maybe like 2 people. That place is some weird microcosm of shit-world.

Is that a lizard wearing a barrel? Awesome

Touching tits > Looking at .gif tits all day at moms

Oh, cool. Sweet Ghost train! I didn't know Goest spelled it like that sometimes. I thought he was a city bomber but I guess he gets down with the steel too! Rad!

Graffiti is not supposed to belong anywhere. That's what makes it graffiti. Tears on my blackbook waahhhhh

Just let them know you have lots of green props bars on the internet and you'll be golden.

I'd rather watch a video of fat girls rollerblading down the street than have to sit through one of those awful train videos people make these days.

I would beat him up but he probably wouldn't be wearing a shirt and would be sweating all over the place talking about the new montana colors and caps. None of which are appealing. Plus I got shit to do. Gotta take my kid out for burgers and magaritas.

Yeah it's pretty nuts he actually took time and effort to do that ugly thing.

Whoa dude you just told me! I think a little bit of pee came out of my dickhole. Holy shit!

I'm sorry but you can't get mad when someone calls you out when you seem to post every little tag you or your friend does on the internet. Don't want it to happen? Don't post graffiti. I say leave the boombammin out anyway, shit is booring.