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Getoe

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  1. Re: Shit you Hate Appreciation thread.......................... Why the fuck would you make an air freshener that smelled like food? Now I can't eat an apple or cinnamon toast crunch without thinking about SHIT.
  2. Mainstream gets you so much pussy. Ricky Martin + sleeveless turtleneck + Corvette = sure thing. Don't forget to mention you do pilates and are in touch with your mind, body, and souuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuul. AND DANCE!
  3. Drink peppermint tea, and when you eat sushi you always get what you pay for.
  4. Mongo is the reason I skate alone and make sure no one is watching.
  5. I got into an argument with an old friend about graffiti trying to convince me that I was a loser as well as everyone else that does it. He was wearing an ultra medium size Obey shirt at the time. Classic.
  6. Haha sorry I've been living in Canada for too long. They call a case of beer where I live a "flat".
  7. My sister in-laws boyfriend cant drink a flat of beer without wetting the bed. I think he's in his mid 30's.
  8. Yes, go to cc then transfer. Everything they were supposed to teach you in high school they teach you in cc.
  9. Getoe

    Dear ________,

    Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear Miss Issy, I'll knock that wart off your cheek, call me. ->G
  10. Getoe

    Dear ________,

    Re: Dear ________, - no homo Dear all-in-laws, What thE FUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ever meet someone and learn that its a bad idea for that person to drink, ever? Well, I married into the whole family. I need a swirly in the hot tub time machine. ->G
  11. Bet you commando thought oops fuck when banana republic shot the crotch.
  12. i have sum wateymelon up der in dem dat kitchen omine an i mus say is muddafuggin delicious.
  13. fuck you, fuck you, and your cheeseburger motherfucker.
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