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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyx5BYrFkUY I thought this was a joke until the last 2 minutes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAw4av9ltmU

??? ??? Why did you punch me bro?

i make a zucchini salad like that, looks awesome.

Gator steaks are the shit! Just tell the first gator you see that you don't want beef, just tail.

What are those sausages? Interesting.

Spend time. My grandma lived alone right down the street from me when she died. All I had to do was visit her. I never did. My dad had to break down the door to find her lying next to the coffee table. And it kills me when I wonder how long it took, and was it painful? I know I'm not perfect and you can't blame a dumb kid who's busy trying to fit in. But at least I coulda stopped by. Maybe I would of been there and could of called the paramedics. Punk ass kid.

Congrats man, I got 2, if you want some friends for your kid I can slap some stamps on their foreheads.

RIP

RIP

^ This. 24'd

Such a bad time to be raised by television. I know I woulda crushed harder if I wasn't trying to find Winnie Cooper. /facepalm

box of huffing glue

This thread has turned into pure win. I remember when I was like 9 I used to sniff glue and get all kinds of high and hide in my neighbors bushes by myself. One time they left the curtains open and they started getting d&d going though crazy positions and shit kama sutra style. I was all messed up and I went to tell my mom what I saw. She gave me a concerned look and then told me, After love, after love, No matter how hard I try. You keep pushing me aside. And I can't break through. There's no talking to you. So sad that you're leaving. Takes time to believe it. But after all is said and done. You're going to be the lonely one, Ohh Oh Do you believe in life after love. I can feel something inside me say, I really don't think you're strong enough, now. Do you believe in life after love. I can feel something inside me say, I really don't think you're strong enough, Now. What am I supposed to do. Sit around and wait for you. And I can't do that. There's no turning back. I need time to move on. I need love to feel strong. 'Cause I've had time to think it through. And maybe I'm too good for you Ohh Oh! Do you believe in life after love. I can feel something inside me say, I really don't think you're strong enough, now. Do you believe in life after love. I can feel something inside me say, I really don't think you're strong enough, Now. But I know that I'll get through this. 'Cause I know that I am strong. I don't need you anymore. Oh I don't need you anymore I don't need you anymore. No I don't need you anymore.

Painting trains where I live you gotta watch out for bears, wolves, and all kinds of crazy animals that will rip you to shreds. I miss the city.

this is great!

Too bad there's no legal meth up here, I'm super depressed n shit. /facepalm

Move to Canada man, you'll be too annoyed by the people to want to do drugs with them...trust me.

Damn man, hope you make it out alright. I have a fucked up family too that wanted to do that to me when I was a kid. And all I did was graf and never mowed the lawn. Good luck and wish I had some sort of power to help.

was a good watch

Wallpaper remix is win! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6xXl3Ku-S8

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Oh man, bullets and bacon made my day.

I've never seen the King Center before. Is there a Taco Bell next door?

Come on guys hand jobs are awesome. They lead to blow jobs, dry humping, DP, and an old German guy dropping a deuce on your bitch. Or do I watch too much porn?