Dude....I told you not to go to that club. I warned you it was full of fatties. I explained how black dudes will dry hump you. I made you fully aware of how shitty it was. But did you listen? Nooooo.
I remember reading somwhere that if time travel were to become real, it would only be possible to travel forward, and not backwards. Therefore you'd be stuck where you went. I don't know the logistics of this theory, I just thought I'd share.