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morton

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  1. False, Central Area Swim Team TPBM puts sugar in their coffee
  2. I had hunch that something looked odd. Too many cans of beer.
  3. Holy shit, casek has a second line of tic taks. I do believe that this is the first time that has happened.
  4. I would like for popgunwar to make an appearance right now and state that there are two red head twins at the resort waiting patiently to perform unspeakable acts. Dude, if you are rolling and have a chance at two females standing by, what the fuck are you doing online?
  5. My porn name sucks, no pet as a child and a numbered street. My lady friend however would be kitty wetmore. Which is not bad.
  6. In the heavens thread there is a sticky to not ask about cause of death. It should not even be an issue to say that casting judgment upon the cause of death is off the fucking table.
  7. Good choice, that is the only item listed for your last meal that I would enjoy consuming moments before death. Unless execution was slated for the morning in which case a cookie with coffee might be fitting.
  8. I would think that a drink would be in order to compliment the burgers on that one.
  9. How is that not a meal? Glad to see this thread back on page one. Perhaps I should face my fears of figuring out how to post pictures and jump in on this.
  10. Having a break from trial and looking forward to some resolution to the custody schedule with my child. Cold beer on a hot day after mowing the lawn. When traffic is moving really well. Watching a movie that turns out to be better than I expected. And as is MOOGLE I am glad that I got an extension on my unemployment claim, things are tough out there in my industry.
  11. Fish, rice, beans, sauteed spinach. 6 pack Budweiser and a copy of the Herald Tribune to read. Hard to keep it to the 15 or 20 dollar limit.
  12. The only time I fucked around with the contraceptive jelly/film stuff it left my penis raw. I gots a vasectomy, problem solved. Off topic I know.
  13. My father was a radical who was heavily involved in the anti-war movement during Vietnam.
  14. That there would be a successful Communist revolution in this country by the time I was 20 years old.
  15. No. TPBM knows how to drive a forklift
  16. ^ I had that quote on my clipboard. So, is this thing fake?
  17. I enjoy cop impersonation stories, there was a 16 year old kid here in washington that walked into a police station wearing a costume from a costume store and was issued a handgun and radio and went out on patrol with a real officer who was able to figure out the situation.
  18. Well I would posit that despite pups dsa squads enthusiasm for online pharmaceutical sales that you should have no problem finding these wares for a reasonable price on your travels particularly in Thailand. I have never been but understand that for a reasonable price you can secure a cabin on the beach in Thailand and that if you desire have a woman who functions as your servant both in the kitchen and in the bedroom. I dunno try the rave thing in Thailand.
  19. Does it make you tired after the blood is drawn?
  20. Dude did not ask for any opinions. He asked for advice on how to deal, leave it at that.
  21. DAO resides in Texas no? There are some parts of the country that are a little behind the times on food trends and some people who are stuck in their ways. I used to work with a guy who was over 50 who had never tried sushi and thought it was a disgusting idea.
  22. Go to planned parenthood and get it over with. Have explain to the doctor that she is upset and nervous and they will write a script for some zanax or valium to help with that. Go back to planned parenthood later and work with them to come up with a birth control plan that works for you as a couple and her as a woman.
  23. I voted until it hit 550 although I know not all those were mine. Done.
  24. now it is back to 470+ I will put in 25 more votes and call it quits
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