Mauler5150

I was just watching a video I have of myself that pretty much epitomises My “FTW and burn it all down” attitude which is invoked via allowing women to wield power over my emotional state of mind. In said video, after getting pulled over by police in the centre of Barcelona for revving a Lambo for some bystander making a video as I was parked at a red light, I was a real prick to the patient cops who fined me 80Euro for noise violations. It was worth it as I got a fine while driving a Naranje Lambo and making the V10 scream to bring joy to this world. If that is a crime, well I will accept being guilty and apologise to said police for acting like Lord Aleem, as I was inna real cunt of a mood that day.

Listening to this again, as the “Gentle” version of this album is perhaps one of the most emotionally coolest pieces of music written. Whilst the “Storm” version is more my steeze, the reinstrumentation ans contrast between the two versions really shows how much of a genius Mr L is. And if your Mrs doesn’t appreciate the gentle version of “The Greatest Love” then she is dead inside and you best not breed with her.

You went and saw Hulk Hogan play? Killer.

FTFY

Ask and ye shall receive.

Ask and ye shall receive.

Or they are still on one of my memory cards, which are currently stored at my Mums and I have no idea where they are as they are buried under a pile of my stuff.

I do I think. They were in my Lightroom cloud I cancelled, and I have a pic of them in the mountains but can't upload here. I will try to find a workaround.

Well I technically "shot" them before they shot me as I pushed the button on my Olympus EM-1 like a Greek God, so take from this what you will.

Kano. Wins

Laughing at this for obvious reasons

Oh and I should add that I left said company in November. I guess this image captures the EVOlution of Me as a Man from the one who made that decision back then and now I look back at seeing how the stars aligned for Me in that I can laugh no matter what.

Well the dude does look like he has a "Predator" haircut with the "Whoreshair/horsehair" dreadlocks so I guess he knows about UFOs and spaceships.

Intimidation factor I guess? Or because they knew I was baked and wanted to fuck with Me as the Blue Dream we smoked made me paranoid as fuck when it happened. Either way it was more of some 21 year old chick and her friend flexing on me to show how "gangsta" they are given I am the one man MOB.

Here are some other pics I was unable to upload from my phone but since I am using my Mac again as something other than an expensive weight I have to carry around everywhere.

Went for a wander and captured this image of which the symbolism is too much. Not only does the "Glass Coffin" containing the desk and chair I left behind sit in the sky in the background, but the fact that my initials of MO are on the car door lets Me know that I am the only "1" whose choice to leave behind the monotony of corporate life for an "Unknown Road" of adventure leads to Me laugh at the miserable middle aged Man I would be had I not made such a decision.

A cup of noodles, a carrot and a TimTam biscuit for lunch.

This past Australia Day, a mate and I had the opposite happen, when he stupidly made a fire to cook food as we were chilling on the hills overlooking the various fireworks displays, only for a drone to catch the fire and saw him and his other mate who was with us narrowly avoid a $10-50K fine for lighting fires during a total fireban day in peak Summer heat, as the firebrigade showed up to extinguish the fire and lecture the two idiots who refused to listen to me.

Yeah. I haven't shared this story, but I met a Hawaiian chick online who was going to UNLV for school who I was getting along with and she offered to let me crash at hers if I was to ever come to Vegas to visit. So as I was able to at the time, I decided to take a couple weeks off work for my 35th birthday and go on what I term as the "Isiah Rider" tour of debauchery, which saw Me initially goto Vegas in late April to stay with this chick before going to SF where I caught up with EBPH, then to San Diego which saw me take a car trip to SFV aka Porn Valley prior to returning to Vegas for my birthday where I picked up the Green Lambo. So after 38 hours in transit due to a flight delay, I rock up to suite at the MGM and call this chick to come and show me around. She then made me go to her house, got me super stoned, and then I was taking her and her friend to dinner when this gun incident occurred. Because I was so baked and jet lagged, I won't lie and say it didn't scare me a little, but truth be told I would have taken them both out had they chosen to fire on Me, but thankfully nothing happened. And as for the accommodation, she apparently got back with her ex (who was in Hawaii) whilst I was making my flights across the world and thought it would piss him off if I was to even crash on her couch (As was my plan), so I had to book a few nights at the Circus hotel (which was a dump) and it made my trip budget get screwed up as a result. In a way it was worth it because I got this crazy story from it, and the girl and her friends took me to go hiking up in the mountains around Vegas and were cool with me in the end, even if she did get me to buy her a mermaid costume that I never got to do a photoshoot with as was the intention, but you know how karma works, and how many other Men on this planet will ever get to know that they did the right thing by making a Hawaiian girl's dream of becoming a Mermaid her reality? Because that is the kind of guy I am, I guess the Genie in Lamborghini is Me?

somebody is ballin. lol. I walked past the one at Perth casino yesterday but never ate there myself. I just had a chocolate muffin and a double coat Timtam for breakfast.

I thought by “Monitor lizard” you were referring to our reptilian overlords the internet refers to as “Mr FBI Man” who secretly watches or every move from the other side of our computer monitors. Thankfully you posted this pic to avoid any confusion.

I think I posted this in another thread but it belongs here

I bought a 6 pack of Corona I can’t really have afforded and am chilling waiting to play a game of pool with the backpackers I am chilling with. I needed something to change my mood after I lost my keys today as I was walking around taking photos and now can’t get into the locker where my laptop is for the time being.

Well I can only speak for the one I slept with, but if She is any indication I would yes.

Well I couldn’t go into the casino as the lockers where you store your bags were not only full but they were charging for the use of them like greedy, extortionate pricks. As if $13.50 for a pint wasn’t bad enough already. I’ll go back there with a full compliment next time believe me