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Steve Miller

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  1. why do mexicans eat tamales at christmas? so we have something to unwrap! no lie, both sides of my family fucking do this. if there's one thing i like about x-mas, it's shutting everyone off and eating tamales alone while watching porn.
  2. january 14th. distrusting emotionless hermit. that's meee. oh yeah, and usually i give out really shitty gifts, like 5 dollar movies from wal-mart and garbage from garage sales.
  3. haha this is why i'm a hermit. time for some slayer
  4. cuntsore. that's my word.
  5. i was in the local porn store a few weeks ago and i saw a movie in the clearance bin called "sack the wetback." i realize that's not a title knockoff, but holy shit that had me rolling.
  6. girlfriends are for the weak. just screw your slutty female friends and hope they find boyfriends shortly after.
  7. favorite: food least favorite: expired food.
  8. 2 tacos for a dollar. orange cream milkshake.
  9. friend of mine found 5 bucks and a playing card in one day. he walked home that night and was jumped. in the end he lost his wallet and the 5 bucks he found. we still say the card was cursed
  10. Steve Miller

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    craaaawling in my skiiiiiiiinnnn
  11. Steve Miller

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    fleetwood mac, bitch. shit's hyphy.
  12. call him pretending to be a coroner or some shit. "yo your parents are dead"
  13. my kind of crowd. municpal waste kills
  14. for the past 6 or so years i've only worn regular ass dickies and band t-shirts. typically i wear that shit until they're covered in paint and holes from skating. looking nice isn't a priority of mine and i'm not trying to impress anyone.
  15. fleetwood mac, pink floyd, rush, zeppelin, older steve miller. people tell me i'm the whitest mexican ever.
  16. "i'm off like a prom dress"
  17. i've never seen a white muni driver. bus or train.
  18. Re: Reuglar Five is the NEW High Five... can't go wrong with head nodding. friends, family, anyone.
  19. my hand usually cramps up after about 4 hours. this guy is a fucking nut.
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