why do mexicans eat tamales at christmas?
so we have something to unwrap!
no lie, both sides of my family fucking do this. if there's one thing i like about x-mas, it's shutting everyone off and eating tamales alone while watching porn.
january 14th. distrusting emotionless hermit. that's meee. oh yeah, and usually i give out really shitty gifts, like 5 dollar movies from wal-mart and garbage from garage sales.
i was in the local porn store a few weeks ago and i saw a movie in the clearance bin called "sack the wetback." i realize that's not a title knockoff, but holy shit that had me rolling.
friend of mine found 5 bucks and a playing card in one day. he walked home that night and was jumped. in the end he lost his wallet and the 5 bucks he found. we still say the card was cursed
for the past 6 or so years i've only worn regular ass dickies and band t-shirts. typically i wear that shit until they're covered in paint and holes from skating. looking nice isn't a priority of mine and i'm not trying to impress anyone.