Steve Miller

is it my imagination. or are those boobs abnormally large?

seriously. fuck a house phone while we're at it.

baltimora - tarzan boy

haha that's my bombing song. singing while out writing on shit. corny, i know. scatman john - scatman el mudo - macaron chacaron b-52's - rock lobster asia - heat of the moment biz markie - just a friend color me badd - i wanna sex you up anything hall and oates inxs - kiss the dirt musical youth - pass the dutchie night ranger - sister christian paula abdul - straight up simple minds - don't you forget about me and my all time favorite slayer angel of death

o rly?

newdz plz?

the lesson is, "never try."

skating shit at 15. arrested for painting at 16. my mom was pleased. oddly enough, she approves of it now. go mom.

i really wish i didn't look up docking. now i can't finish my cookies.

my mom is pretty cool. and one of my best friends is half argentinian. i sexually harass her on a daily basis.

ya don't say? and i was going to make a carreer out of this nonsense.

molly hatchet - flirting with disaster

i vote for peeing in butt and eddie smilies. as well as orly

SmarterChild: OK, I guess I'm hitler.

hahaha blood fart, you are my hero. you're more depressing than i am. and everyone and their mom has told me that i'm unbearble to be around because of it.

and i was gonna ask her to cyber. :(

Re: i still feel fucking crappy get a fleshlight.

i'm with you on this one. muni = shut the fuck up fest.

with that said. time to get out my traffic records. also, any of you guys remember those school folders from the early 90's? they had pictures of vicious animals tearing apart baseballs and shit? that's right up there with the wolf shirt.

i wouldn't go that parade either. then again i'm not white, which may be frowned upon.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=K7YZaVxxHMA someone beats kid chameleon in under 15 minutes. i'm sure someone can appreciate this. shit is insane.

tuck it in for the win.

it ain't about irony. it's about the freaks who rock this crap. other day i saw a homeless woman rocking a moose shirt.

foreigner kicks ass.