Harvey Wallbanger

Try telling your girl your town has some assholes, but no astronauts some bums, but no buttfuckers, and some cunts, but no country folk. Let me know what she says. I'm dying to find out.

Will watch, based solely on homemade cameras and flamethrowers.

I'm on set right now, surfing 12 ounce instead of working.

Maybe you don't know what you're talking about... don't act like that's not a possibility either. I've never blown off a request like that from anyone, including some of my absolute least favorite people on this board. Even the very, very few who have actually managed to piss me off or drag me into an argument over some stupid shit, have received that courtesy. Whether it's something they regretted posting themselves because they were too fucked up, or someone else dropping some insignificant shit that the first party considered dry snitching. The thread in question is gone. Even I can't see it. All I'm saying is that if you have a problem with someone personally, that's fine, but it irritates me when people are just on some "fuck the mods" in general type bullshit. You couldn't possibly imagine how thankless or irritating a task this is.

Quit spamming! :lol:

Playing favorites? I didn't do anything in that thread, and I rarely ban anyone that's not a spambot. I didn't do it in this case, but I have many times deleted threads and posts by other people when they've asked nicely. I'm not even in here defending Bloodfart, I'm asking why so many people are misplacing their anger by calling the mods faggots. And yes, what constitutes "contributing" to the site is subjective, but are YOU of all people going to say you're above tales of drug use, questionable sexual practices, and poor drunken decision making?

What are people hating on the mods for? My guess is that the thread got deleted because BF requested it, which she can do because she's contributed a lot more interesting content to this site than most people. What kinds of threads are people not going to get mad about? If someone posts something that's in the news, people are pissed. If someone posts something that was once news, but is now old news, people are pissed. If someone posts a photo thread, people are pissed. And apparently, if someone posts personal stories from their life, people get SUPER pissed.

Surely you can't be defending Mr Brain Wash and Kidult on this...

The best thing about this story is that you used to be able to go to the airport, high as fuck on LSD, and pay ten dollars to get on the next flight out. That's how air travel should be.

Not threadworthy unless it's on Yahoo news! Nah, seriously, this is one of the greatest events in human history as far as I'm concerned. Doc Ellis ruled. RIP

I fucking love Coffee Bean vanilla iced coffee. Fuck Muska.

No, it's a watermelon cleverly disguised as a shark.

Samberg's hosting this year. Should be entertaining.

Haters deleted. Keep the photo threads coming, people.

This is now the official Post Shit From The First Two Years Of Big Brother Magazine Thread.

This thread peaked a few pages ago when that picture of Rosa was posted. You young bucks aren't going to believe this, but there was a time when that was premium skate-grommet spank material.

There's pretty much nothing else that needs to be said about this story.

So was this like a legit Sharks vs Jets style knife fight, or did your friend pull the knife out of his own stomach and stab the dude back with it? Either way, cool story Bol.

Then be sure to have him tally your bananas.

Earl is funny.

LOL Frankie Bones would have been a great nickname for him though. I can see how that would be an easy slip-up.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Caylee_Anthony Oh, man, this lady is fucked.

What's this all about? Lady killed her kid or something? /out of the loop

No. It's Fugazi.

Re: So I tried to give a BJ to "Banksy"... It's cool I ate pizza earlier Man, I would be so fucking psyched if my huevos rancheros came with a side of xanax.