CALIgula

Bacon wrapped burrito

I've put on hella covid weight.. need to get my ass back to the gym

The CHEAPEST I've seen it was at the Costco in Roseville, CA... even then it's $5.19...i filled up in socal for 6- something a few weeks back

Watching some lady trying to slang kombucha on shark tank

Chex trail mix... think of if Chex and trail mix had a baby.

I got some tshirt ideas..holla at me Raven!

Weather is getting warmer.. time for a new 12oz T.... any word on new ones?

Drawball is back! April fools! But reddit is doing something similar

Started this about 4 days ago.. almost finished..

First rule of the 12oz private jet is don't talk about the 12oz private jet!

Good pizza, good convo. Thanks for kickin it @KILZ FILLZ

Mister Cartoon designing pint glasses now?

I have this on Cassette. I'd be happy with $50 for it.

They shouldn't be allowed to reboot good shit. Karate kid didn't need to be rebooted by will smith's kid. Fresh Prince of Bel Air doesn't need to be rebooted by Will Smith. Come to think of it the underlying common theme is Will Smith. Just stop, dude.

A hard boiled egg and some roasted almonds.

All day! Since covid started i seem to be smashing even bigger girls now..a lot have put on that covid weight... I'm having a great time lol

I tried. The "mamasan" was watching like a hawk lol. Too bad too... the first one i went to was topless and bottomless.

I tip housekeeping when staying at a hotel. Usually just leave a $5 or $10 bill on the bed at the end of my stay.

I just wanted to add to the conversation without adding anything of importance. Went to one of those bikini vietnamese coffee shops in San Jose yesterday. Signs everywhere that say no cell phone/no photography etc. In the past they enforced that pretty hardcore... but now with the pandemic, QR codes on all the tables. The irony was not lost on me.

I'm just now seeing this. I hope you're well @SukiSukiNow Fuck Covid!

Random memories... sure these have been mentioned.. Going to the snack bar at little league games.... Nachos, grape big league chew and bubble yum.... Bubble yum... commercial would go "6 feet of bubble gum, for you, not them" Also kind of random but anyone else remember making book covers for school textbooks out of paper shopping bags??

Holy shit dude... you just jumped the 50 and 100 and went straight for the 300? Baaaaaalliiiiiiiinn!!

Grooming. Motherfucking grooming. Clipping my finger and toe nails. Shaving my face. Trimming the pubes. How fun! Smh

LoL.. yeah, i remember zapit guns... never got one of those either. I wonder how those would sell now. I've also wondered how super soakers would sell now. Everyone had the super soaker 50 and then the 100...i had neither. I feel as though i was robbed of my childhood. I did have grenade water balloons though lol Mom definitely nickle and dimed me