26SidedCube

Weird. I thought Ch.0 was on the up. P.S. There is nothing wrong with liberal use of the word 'faggot'.

28 Days? Damn. Kama Sutra just shit on the chest of Christmas.

I'm going to invent 'Stars of Autism' blotter paper.

^Snorting anything off of anything Vice-related just seems like it would be riddled with the hepatitiseses.

A little off-topic: My friend works with autistic kids (not the high-functioning kind) for a living. He says it's a totally humbling experience, which seems like the type of thing anyone would say... but I believe him. I believe him because I've known him for years. He used to be a complete asshole- the type that would ask for $2 from his closest friends when they wanted a ride up to the corner store.. until about a year after he got this job. Weird things started happening. He started respecting people and learned to accept the fact that he doesn't always know what's best for everyone- which is kind of the opposite of what you think would happen to a guy like him. From what I'm gathering, autistics are good people.

Oh, I don't doubt that. ALLLLL of this shit looks fucking fantastic. I guess I was just being bitter when I called those rolls 'over the top'. But how can I not be? I've been content eating these plain-ass vegetable, Philly and cucumber rolls for the past decade thinking my shit was good. Then, out of nowhere, people start posting pictures of these big, elaborate rolls with bucket seats and functional DVD players that fold out from between the seaweed and rice, and look like they should be served by a one-legged midget who juggles flaming glass chainsaws while you eat with diamond-crusted chopsticks. I mean, damn. I walked into this thread hungry and left with a sushi inferiority complex.

That looks absolutely fucking delicious.

I think there's like 50,000 of those lists in The Yard but they all say the same thing: YuO cAn GeT rUsTo FaTz frUm ElMer'S SprAY aDheSiVe!!!

Yup. The peanut butter/grahm cracker/chocolate ones. Yuck? What kind of heartless bastard are you?

Nah, thin mints are good, too. They're all good. Even the fucking sugar cookies. But Tagalongs are that crack.

Tagalongs. Act like Ginobili.

We used to get bootleg hotpockets, too. FreeLunchProgramOner!

Everyone should, at some point in their life, withdraw from all social circles (friends, families, girls, etc...) and live in semi-solitude for a year or so. I think most people are terrified of being alone with themselves.

It's the random shit like this on Ch.0 that gets me laughing my fucking ass off.

I liked the tacos because you could smash them and have taco salad. Viola! Two meals in one!

Geritol Complete Multi-Vitamin. St. Joeseph Low-Dose Asprin. Sissies.

Personally, I'd draw dicks everywhere.

This is kind of the exact opposite. Savants don't 'put their mind' to anything- they do what they do because they don't have any other choice, they're wired like that and most often can't explain HOW they do the things they do. Unless of course you're talking about his ability to explain his savantism. I guess that probably took a degree of 'putting his mind to it'... but most people would take what was written in the original post and write it off as bullshit babbling.

Is this that high-functioning autistic kid from the UK?

Are you a conservative?

I think I saw the original version of this. It was called Chuck and Buck. Check it out, dudes.

I hope you wrote that down on your forearm for later, dude.

Nah. Murray did an alright Thompson... Depp nailed it.

I started looking at 12oz (for flicks) when I was 17. That would've been around 2000-2001. At that time one of my friends, Jaunt, started posting on here. He'd tell me about it and I'd ignore him because I thought the internet was gay. Then he passed away and since I knew him longer than anyonw else who posts on here, and I'm the dumbfuck who got him into writing on things, I figured I'd sign up to say a few things. I registered as 26SidedCube and got hooked on Ch. 0. Then random people started talking to me via aim and shit and I got to know a few of you pretty well. The board went down and I registered this name. All the tits aside, I'm really bored right now.