26SidedCube

That's how I stay smelling like fresh shower 24/14.

I'd kill for this in navy or brown.

Weird. They changed the cover a little.

I'm taking turns playing God of War II at my boy's place right now. Freeing Pegasus from this big fucking cement bastard is a pain in my bob dole!!!

Bow down.

It sounds like he's trying to get away from that 'backpacker instrumental hip-hop' niche and focus on making music that's 'just music'. My guess is dude realized there's more money in making music for Saturn Ion commercials than there is in making music for snobby-ass backpackers that want ever album to sound like DJ Shadow's lost record. I like that 'Never Had It So Good' track. Shit's catchy.

This was a cool movie. Now I have to see it at the IMAX.

It's probably his skin trying to communicate with your skin.

That's Worms. I used to play that on the computers in highschool.

^ I'm on that severe 'fuck you' bullshit. It's great and allows you to make money off of people who aren't on that severe 'fuck you' bullshit.

"My apartment is infested with koala bears. It's the cutest infestation ever. Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light a bunch of koala bears scatter. And I don't want them to, you know, I'm like, "Hey, hold on fellas, lemme hold one of yous... and feed you a leaf." -Mitch Hedberg Alright, so it's not pandas.. but this thread made me think of it.

Dry sugarcubes, fragments of portabella mushrooms, little squares of pill-casings (cut to look like gel tabs) and lemon/lime/orange-peeled dirtweed passed off as dro. I never did anything retarded to get drugs. Usually I just ripped-off people who were desperate to get drugs.

http://l.yimg.com/www.flickr.com/images/spaceball.gif Damn, I had no idea I was being drawn.

Usually I'd say something like 'Bullshit. This stuff happens all the time, and has happened since people decided to stop being monkeys. This is just media sensationalism.' But after that bitch used her 2 year old as a billy club I'm not so sure. People are seriously getting more and more fucked up as the days go on.

He's right, you know. That last hyphy thread was the single most worthwhile one yet. I mean, I know that's not saying much.

^A bunch of Arabic guys work in my building, those fools are CONSTANTLY washing themselves in the sink. Feet, arms, face. Name it. Sometimes they'll do it while I'm dropping duece and that makes me all sorts of awkward, so I'll wait in the stall until they're finished for the sake of avoiding any weird confrontation.

^you're nuts, dude. hands are the dirtiest shit on the planet. *thanks mythbusters.

You're going out and buying ugly shoes to celebrate your 25,000 post? Wierd. Congrats, guy.

Sickest shit in the world: This kid I used to know would keep a bottle of baby-oil under his computer desk at all times. Sometimes you'd walk into his room and the sun would be beaming through the window and onto his keyboard, and you could actually see a glare being coming off of the months and months of residual baby-oil smears. The first time I saw it I literally had to stop and think to myself 'Hmm. Keyboards aren't supposed to be that shiny.' before touching it. I'm not exaggerating. I could literally see my reflection in this guy's keyboard. I know what you're thinking: 'Was dude poindexter? What's up with hanging with the Deryll Squad?' Fucked up thing is that he was a normal-looking guy (/nohomo) who pulled girls. I don't know why he needed to beat off constantly.

Drowning, just because of the panic. Burning seems like it might not be so bad. I heard freezing to death is where it's at.

I thought this thread was going to be about that Garden Hoe chick.

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Fuck yeah, but Gauntlet sucks because watching some nameless wizard/warrior/elf beat up goblins for hours on end is just boring. Marvel games are basically the same format, but way more fun because I know the back-story to every level, character and power in the game. It probably shouldn't but, to me, the backstory counts for something. Definitely pick up Ultimate if you haven't already. The only shitty part I've found is Arcade's level- and that's because it's glitchy as shit when you have to face the boss. edit: What's up with the forum making posts go all horizontal?

YO. GET A FUCKING JOB, DUDE. MOVING PASTE DOESN'T COUNT. Seriously, go storm into Vice's offices and demand a spot writing for them already. What the fuck are you waiting for? People haven't been telling you that you're funny enough to write for a living because they want to be nice to you. Get on your fucking hustle and do something with your talent, fam.

I: exercise/work out four days per week skate hard for a few hours two times per week don't fuck with red meat (except steak erry now and then) don't fuck with chicken dont' fuck with the pork dont' drink soda I'm no Glik, but my shit's steady getting diesel.