26SidedCube

I'M RETARDED JEALOUS OF ANYONE WHO OWNS ONE OF THESE. My grandpa used to make grilled ham or breakfast sausage and cheese sandwiches on these things back when I was younger. The only difference was that his grilled them into tiny, pizza-snack-sized morsels of goodness and, beings that I was like six, the novelty of that alone made these things seem that much cooler.

hah. gotta make me look like an asshole, huh?

i don't own any element shit, but i'd wear it. normally i won't do anything my 13 year old little sister does, but i knew about element back when they only had like 4 decks available... so i feel like there's some sort of grandfather claus in effect.

hahah. yeah, if he wasn't good people it'd be gone already. sadly, he's one of the few people in my area i give a fuck about.

beats writing letters and sending outlines from inside jail. that shit's beast. then again, when you're inside all you have to do is play basketball and do a shitload of push-ups. jail's sorta like a really ill vacation when it only lasts 2 weeks.

yup. standard-issue doctor's office bic. I made 'em black and white and toned the contrast way up, though.

My friend left this brand new (gaudy-ass) all-over print BAPE hoodie at my house. The shit's bright yellow and green and the zipper goes all the way up to the top of the hood. I don't really love it, or like it for that matter, but I can't bring myself to wear it. I know I'm supposed to want to because shit's mad expensive, and trustfund kids the world over kill for this shit, but I just can't muster the sauce to give a fuck. If another 6 months goes by and he doesn't ask about it, it's definitely going on ebay.

awesomely bad.

...and justice for all. I'm telling you.

The Evening Noose

anal cunt. they're fucking ill. almost as ill as juh-juh. if anyone on here has any juh-juh records in mp3 format they need to pm me. stat.

I need to get a virtual boy in my car.

10 kids in a cadillac oral birth (probably used) bottles for bosnia spoon knife fork arms made of elastic prof. clavicle dust mr. pink made it alligator snatchtrap forwards in reverse inspected by otters cranial-rectal inversion

Man. Butch-looking 15 year olds need to stop taking their shirts off on the internet. My router's getting all clogged with adolescent shitty-titty and maximum brow-age. That picture's like an end-zone dance to cromags.

the very first thing that crossed my mind when I saw that picture was: yo, go home.

I just shook my head in such emphatic disappointment that everyone's monitors should've just shifted 30 degrees to the east.

I uh... got some American Eagle pants for Christmas. They fit and stuff. Yo, am I down with something now?

That Venture Bros. marathon was hilarity. Mostly because I'd never seen the show prior to that... but it was still fucking great.

To be 'moral' means to live according to your convictions and belief systems. It has nothing to do with being a geek or staying out of trouble.

Nah, don't misconstrue what I'm saying: I don't think it's going to be the video game standard or anything that drastic. I just see it as being a common option/element in the future, for the simple fact that it adds another dimension to gameplay. I'm not a diehard videogame person and even I can appreciate that.

I see the Wii lasting and the technology becomming an industry standard.

'Morals' are what define you as a person. These lead to 'character' and 'integrity' (you know, the things that make people tolerable). If you lack both of these you're basically human pondscum. Eat shit and die.

yeaaaah... i think that's called 'effective use of language'. more people should try it.

Re: it's true ^hater.

That's nice wifey material and all (and respect is due) but I have no idea what the fuck is going on in that picture. [ATTACH]41647.vB[/ATTACH] Like, what the shit? Are those 79-inch sleeves or some kind of weird monkey-mouth rocket boosters?