26SidedCube

No offense... but what kind of scared-ass little girls are you hanging out with? People who are afraid to take trains instantly get the blade from me.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Wait a minute. Does anyone make a vanilla 'sauce'? You know, like Hersey's chocolate syrup ...but not. I think I'm onto something.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread Srriously. I'm the Kyser Sozae of this brick bitch.

...and justice for all. it's an older pacino flick.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread I guess that explains why 80% of Ch.0 is constantly trying to get at you for blast-drilling rights. Alright. That was corny. I admit defeat.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread wait... you're telling me that they have an actual massage for clearing gunk out of lungs? I feel like I just touched the fucking monolith.

Re: Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit The Shit Thread This is sorta gross but.... Does anyone know a good way to clear flegm from your sinuses/lungs? This 'cough it up as it comes' shit is making my throat deadly raw. And don't suggest inhaling steam in the shower. I've already done that today. I need something more effective.

Oh fuck no.

hah. The funny thing is that, thanks to being sick as fuck and watching a grip of TV earlier, I know exactly why they're making such a big deal about this: Donald Trump and the Miss Teen USA thing. Rosie O'Donnel's trying to take on Trump for assuming the role of 'moral compass' when it's convienient (being anti-drug and drink in public for the sake of seeming completely conservative to business-types) and letting it slide when it draws him into the spotlight (getting Miss Teen, one of his projects that nobody gives a fuck about, all over the news). That and she brought his affairs into it for the sake of rallying angry lesbians and feminists. I'm willing to bet money that all of this is Trump having 'his people' take a shot at subtle character assassination. Apparently having the flu turns you into a bored 49 year old housewife.

Haha. Yeah. I don't really remember making that post, so don't waste your time trying to make sense of any of that. I think it was supposed to be sarcastic and funny(?). Fuck. The world - 1, Me - 0.

Black people are deathly afraid of any word that ends in a hard consonant (this goes back to the 'uncool to give a fuck about anything' thing). White people are deathly afraid of someone calling them 'ignorant' for not talking like a robot all the time (this goes with the 'stick-up-the-ass' thing).

http://astalavista.box.sk/cgi-bin/robot?srch=protools+&submit=+search+ this is a good site for cracks and whatnot. it might prompt you to download some bullshit c.wmf file. cancel that.

I overheard the commercial for this as I was passing out last night. Dude's voice is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuucked up. Sstammering-babble style. 'Retarded in real life, on the microphone rainman' Glad to see dude finally latched onto a niche market. I'll watch.

The most fucked up thing about this movie is the fact that they're watching it in Belly. Like, what?

My friend has Crohn's. It's kind of shitty.

you're in michigan, right isaac? well, i'm a fucking dickhead. let me be of service. you should tell your girl i invented trucker hats and hook it up with an aim name or a phone number (i'm not picky). if you do this, i promise to make her tonsils play hoola-hoop with her o-ring, and then vanish like some japanese pickpockets. -BangBusOner

^I'm not saying it's that drastic or anything. There have been studies where 'healthy' people - college students - were admitted to psych wards for the sake of seeing how 'normal' people are diagnosed when the doctors are under the impression that there's a reason for their being there (other than for research). One of the most commonly diagnosed afflictions was schitzophrenia, for the simple fact that it can span such a wide range of vague symptoms- symptoms that don't mean there's anything drastically 'wrong'. So basicallly, if you're looking for symptoms of 'crazy' - and you're already under the impression that somone is crazy - you're going to find some crazy. Maybe this dude's cousin's mom thinks her kid's a space cadet, or a he's a little cocksucker, so she sent him to a shrink. Maybe the kid's got his quirks or he's a genuine fuck-up - like most of us - and the doctor could only come up with 'schitzophrenic'. It doesn't automatically mean he thinks he's a basilisk lizard or anything. Then again, maybe dude's a fucking dumbass that likes to put cars through garage doors and whine about wanting to kill himself for attention. Either way, the only thing that's really relevant in this thread is the fact that smoking sticks isn't really going to help.

Remember that band called Hum? They always reminded me of the Deftones for some reason. Except I always liked Hum way more than the Deftones. Come to think of it, I don't own a single Deftones album. Hmm.

Alright, you got me. I don't really know anything about the seven majestic types of lady or beard-enthusiast culture. I was just being a smartass... and the 'bitch' word was completely casual. But yeah. Rock on.

Bitch, you've lived in dumpsters and make reference to hurting people for money. I think it's kind of a given that you're exempt from 'usual-type' statements.

'Board-licensed psychologist' is mental-health speak for 'doctor'.

Girls who go for completely unkempt beastly men are (usually) one of two things: 1. Starstruck little girls that think you personify the role of 'older rebel' by staying scummy well-past your early 20's, when really you're just being sorta lazy. These are usually hipster art-school types from Colorado that are 10 years late on finding out about that whole 'backpacker' meets 'DJ Shadow' look. You can fuck all of their friends if you're from 'out of town' and have a story about a close friend who heroined the fuck out. And: 2. Diehard cockfiends that like dudes who put a foot on their head while tearing up the pink from behind. These are usually non-hipster, Abercrombie, fake-and-bake-tan-types that would never talk to you if a crew of their friends were around but, since they're not, they're trying to get drunk and chill at your place at least 2 nights a week. You smash this for a month or two and eventually tell them that you can't stand them as a person so they re-locate. Then you fuck their now-curious friends. Of course, there's always moms who dig younger 'roughian' looking guys because it reminds them of the 70's and shit.

"So, I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.. but you're wrong." Thanks, but I did pay attention.

Uh, yeah. Basically. Believe it or not, the mental health field has these things called 'experts' and 'board-licensed psychologists' who write books based on the findings of years and years of systematic observations. I know the idea of someone being more knowledgeable on a subject than the general population can be a little startling at first but try to take my word for it: there are people out there who are more qualified to speak on a subject as complex as schitzophrenia than me, you, or the other 140,000 members of this site combined. It's not a slight against anyone. I just don't have a problem admitting that I'm not qualified for proper advice.