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26SidedCube

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  1. Sorry about that. I fucked up. I thought we were gonna take turns exaggerating played out stereotypes.
  2. The Wicker Man. "You think killing me is going to bring your honey back, but it won't!!!!" "That's what you say! BUT I KNOW THAT IT WILL!" Anyone who's been unfortunate enough to see this shit will know what I'm talking about.
  3. You should probably just beat your shit a whole lot more. Get docile with it.
  4. I'm glad she finally gave up on that Adam's Family look.
  5. I got a 2,099. The only problem was when I tried to print the results and my printer just kept spitting out A+'s and gold stars.
  6. Word. Someday I'm gonna get a big box of plain black, size small sweatpants and rhinestoned gas-station hats, which I'm going to fix with a portable DVD player complete with satellite cable and uneducated children, and, with my head hung low and my hands fixed in front of my chest like an autistic, I'm going to walk into KFC, look at that picture of the Colonel on the wall with pride, and talk to black people about how rich white people like dumb stuff like paintings and caviar. Then I'll listen to some traditional African music made by rich black people who appreciate dumb stuff like paintings and caviar and talk to my brothers and sisters about how 'This is some real music made by real, level-headed people that I can relate to, unlike that stupid artsy-fartsy shit propagated by affluent white people.'
  7. I can't remember the name (I think it started with a T), but the stuff I had earlier was a pink paste you eat with pita and tastes like a tangier hummus, with a hint of 'smokey' flavor. I'm not all bougie on my food, and normally I dislike over-priced bullshit on principle, but this stuff was like Vida Guerra's asscheeks with kitten whiskers for my mouth. The only other kind of caviar I had is the orange stuff that comes on sushi, which is still in the egg form. The only way I can describe that stuff is 'salty' and 'pops when you eat it'. It's good, but I've never really paid much attention to it.
  8. I just copped $200 worth of free caviar and seafood fettucini for lunch. Having friends who gamble for a living has it's perks.
  9. 26SidedCube

    Gaming

    Slow the fuck down, Tarantino.
  10. Re: FONTS FONTS FONTS Serpentine Bold is that crack. Thanks, man. Edit: Anyone got a share for that or Rosewood/Zebrawood? It'd be much appreciated. Hit me up on the PM tip.
  11. 26SidedCube

    Gaming

    Lately: My boy just got a PS3 so I've been playing this, too: PS3 is really, really fast.
  12. 2001 was the first time I heard internet slang used in real life. I remember it vividly. I was at a party, dumb drunk (probably on various drugs) and bullshitting with this little 5'0" chick with 34D titties when I decided to say something about shitting out my spine and tugging on it until my head sat between my shoulders. Nothing spectacular, but in the heat of the conversation it was real jem. I was proud and ready to keep the conversation rolling until this chick turns to me and goes '"f you keep talking like that I'm going to pee myself! JK!". "JK? Did you just say... what?" "JK! Yea, it means like..." "Yeah, I know. Damn. That sucks." *walks away shaking head*
  13. Re: FONTS FONTS FONTS Can anyone suggest/recommend a font that looks like it would go on the side of a race car?
  14. I'm on unemployment and working under the table right now. I'm living the good life until June. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh................
  15. ^You sure about that? I heard that A. they're friends in real life and B. Heat is the only movie where they appear on screen together in the same scene. I could be way off, though.
  16. Cleavland's alright by me. It's kind of shitty, there are people around (unlike other Mid-Western cities I could name) and it sits on some water. Maybe not the type of water you feel comfortable swimming in, but it's water and it accents the city well. Those three things combined with the lack of scene-flakes you encounter in most other 'major' cities makes it a pretty cool place to chill. I still don't think I'd want to live there, though.
  17. reznor's a madman on the boards... but does anybody know what [projects] he has his fingers in? I find it weird that a dude like him can float around in the background for damn-near a decade and still maintain enough celebrity for people to give a fuck about things like this. Now that I think about it: Maybe it all comes down to calling all of his projects 'Halos'. I think his doing that makes the KMFDM industrial goth-nerds who listen to this stuff feel like they're playing some sort of real-life RPG where they'll transform into a winged angel-demon with 37 virigin-raping dicks upon completing their collections.
  18. 145... losing weight is easy.
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