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    I used to have a moto z years ago. It was a dope phone. I now have another moto z. I was under the assumption that phone companies improved the quality of their phones year after year. That's wrong. They made this model cheaper and got rid of several features that originally made the phone awesome. Don't get a moto z.
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    Makin her butthole sang
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    Modern hero no merit
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    Bro I was almost crying. The homie Chaz has been pulling this ingrained move since the mid 90s. It's in the DNA 😂
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    True. I'm headed to Florida for thanksgiving. And because desantis is such a fuck head, I've already picked up some work while down there. Might not come back for a while. Tpbm doesn't take a shower after taking a bath
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    Yo. Where does one even buy a pool table?
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    Name change possibility
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    Gas station pills tooken
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    You want my mom's number? She's got all kinds of crypto info and insights!
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    Mouthful of boner pills
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    Yeah, so is that circle the butthole? And if the finger is the ding dong, and the ding dong is straight, how are you supposed to pee in the butt?
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    I'm paying $200 for my commercial policy. It's got a million dollar liability. I think I'm also paying $200 a month for my personal car. That shit is full coverage but also sucks ass for liability. I might as well take out another commercial policy on my car and crash them mother fuckers into each other.
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    Time to get ill
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    I had so much shit going wrong. I had to back track every change I made to my system all the way to pulling my airstones out of the res to get my pH to stabilize. I had some kind of brown trash growing in the plant buckets. Check this shit out.
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    AFVofficial_7297993004516658475-no-watermark.mp4
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    @NightmareOnElmStreet
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    My man had zero reaction to having homie wreck into him. Mid chew. Just keeps on snacking.
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    Make another one. You can probably assemble it while in home Depot and just roll out with it.
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    Well, Hemingway because the two of you are are both incredibly verbose mother fuckers. Believe me, as a mother fucker that loves to hear himself talk, I've had to learn the economy of language to keep people from glazing over when I start talking.
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    Whoa! Slow your roll there Hemingway!
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    @ndvyeah bro. I keep getting these republican texts begging me for my vote. I always text them back. I thought I was just texting into the void for my own entertainment but one time several years ago, I said something so foul, I got a response back. Lol
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    Oh no. I just explained to her what the block chain was last week. No where did I say that shit was the future super internet. She said something about block chain and was also asking if I banked at a savings and loan. I told her I didn't know what that was and she started to try and school me on the block chain. No you crazy old boomer. What in the fucking 1980s is a savings and loan?
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