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mr.yuck

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  1. That's the one I stab up and beat up with hammers.
  2. The pre 98s are about ready to get cloned @Corpseinarug
  3. This is me trying to explain anything to a new adult 2023 fed694494628b9c12e2867d52ad262c0.mp4
  4. You should do some pieces on those train cars going around your tree!
  5. I got big ol nuts. Me and a couple homies and our wives went on vacation to nags head one year. When I got there my homie handed me a womens one piece bathing suit and told me that shit was our vacation uniform. I thought that shit was hilarious and went to put it on immediately. When I came out of the bathroom one of my nuts popped out of the side of the uniform. One of the homies wife's grabbed my wife by the arm and started screaming "Haha. YUCKS NUTS FELL OUT THE SIDE OF HIS UNIFORM!" I was standing there bowlegged trying to get myself situated and then I hear that same bitch yell "OMG MO! THATS ONLY ONE OF HIS NUTS!"
  6. Nah. Gramma an them kids can slide. All this medicine I'm on right now has got me chiller than I've ever been in my entire life.
  7. @mortonI could also really do without the 3 page long story about how Gramma used to make this recipe and now the kids really love it and the whole back story on how they can only afford to make it once a year cuz the cost of lard is so damn high and paw just lost his job at the manufacturing plant, while im scrolling to just try and find the god damn ingredient list.
  8. We could build him some special glasses that allow him to physically see the Christmas spirit.
  9. I love the spirit of goodwill towards people during the holiday but refuse to get caught up in the materialism and consumerism of the whole shit. My wife is the same way. We don't feel obligated to buy each other a bunch of bullshit that we can't spread out over the year, just because the calendar says so. We don't play this shit with the kids in the family either. No gifts from auntie and unc.
  10. Maybe that's where the urge to fight him came from. Lol. Soft ass bitch.
  11. He was an r&b singer of the times. Not even. Early 90s maybe lol.
  12. I have no idea. I had a super attitude problem back in the day. I was having a rough go of it during this time period. I was in and out of jail and my entire life felt like a fight ready to jump off.
  13. Bump. I really had a hard on for knockin tevin Campbell's head off his shoulders 20 years ago. I wonder what that was all about?
  14. Need to clarify. I'm only fuckin up the tevin Campbell that looked like o dogg that one time.
  15. Some yard about 20 miles outside of jacksonville fl. I gave my man $20 for making the right choice.
  16. MsParkman ♍️_7305938325536361759-no-watermark.mp4
  17. This is classic oontz material. Possibly one of the funniest most well written shits on this joint Good bump.
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  19. For sure. Young broccoli top now knows the finer points of inserting one penis into another penis. I used to fuck with these kids so hard about all kinda weird stuff when they were younger, he didn't believe me at first.
  20. Lol. Bro. I had to explain what docking was to my 13 year old nephew. No one would tell him and he was ready to go ask one of his random teachers, that he thinks is gay, cuz his dad told him "that's gay shit!"
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