mr.yuck

Hahaha. I feel like I should call them and try to order their ghoul piss!

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What's your project?

This guys out here fuckin up for real. If Taylor swift makes a song about him, the scorned woman trifecta is complete and something terrible will happen.

Damn man. This voting season is over. Must have been a one way number after all

Not uncle Jesse but the other one from full house.

I just learned today that TLCs hit single 'no scrubs' is about Dave Coulier.

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You'll never be right. I heard some one refer to it as the owners suite. How long before some one starts calling you classist for those that don't own their home. It's coming and I'm gonna lead the charge. Lol.

Oh that bullshit is local? It would be. Every other ice cream place is better. You only ever to go to sweet frog out of proximity.

Haha my man. I default pretty much to they/them for everything and my new hack is gender neutral titles like sport or tiger. Who doesn't wanna be called tiger? Kind of a little off track but my wife and I were just talking about how quickly complete strangers get comfortable with us. I don't know if this kinda shit happens to everyone and we aren't special, but this shit is like all the time. We were getting sweet frog one night and out of nowhere the cashier starts making wild jizz references with us. Like my wife looked at me like what the fuck part of the game is this? The dude didn't get the instant laugh he thought his shit should have gotten so he said it again and louder and more directly to the point where my wife busted out laughing barely able to get her what the fuck to come out. I say something like Jesus Christ kid, we got it the first time.

Cool. Cuz I'm gonna relieve him of extra money. He's gonna pay it too because we have a certain report. @ndvwhy the pushback on pronouns. I automatically default to they/them if I don't know the gender of some one I'm talking about. Like this: NDV: I'm gonna miss gender the next trans person I see! YUCK: why would you want to make them feel uncomfortable like that? They will probably be sad. It's super easy! Even a Yuck can do it. 😂

Listening in on other people's conversations is probably the most entertaining shit ever. I was painting two freshly remodeled bathrooms at some 83 year old guys house today. He made mention of the master bathroom and then quickly was like "oh crap, you're not supposed to call it that any more. I guess I mean the primary bathroom." I was sitting there thinking to myself "wow that's cool. Old ass white dudes making social progress or whatever." Wrong. He immediately followed that up with "nah. I'm gonna keep saying it anyway." Then later that day he doubled down and started referring to the hall bath as the 'slave bath'. I don't find that shit overly offensive due to his age, but I don't find shit like that mildly amusing either. So he asked me if I could paint 2 more bedrooms and a hallway. Normally I would tell people like him 'no' but I also feel like I should take as much of his money as possible. Am I the asshole?

Lol. If I fightchur dad I get +2000 points

Party foul, not amused

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Skinny weenor, ice skate

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Smashed ina sewer grate

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Laying in bed. Wondering why every heating pad I buy shits out after a few months.

Damnit @NightmareOnElmStreetdo you not have coverage through your business insurance? Now you got me second guessing my own coverage.

Like a potato blight

I wouldn't know. I only turn my phone off 2 or 3 times when I accidentally let them die