mr.yuck

Stop wearing socks period. And when you hit, dont you dare keep your socks on. Be nice. Thats it. It gets me far.

I recently had the same thing happen to my foot. I just attributed it to having flat barbarian feet. It only hurt when i put pressure on it. It came from wearing chucks for the first time in many years. It's gone now so I hadnt thought about it until you brought this up.

Well looks like you have some work to do. It doesnt matter how you get em. We dont care if shes sleeping, just coming outta the shower or riding the dick. Make it happen.

I dont know. My dick is clean and majestic. People should feel privaledged to touch it vicariously. But seriously though. Its only skin. No different than if some one rubbed their arm and then shook your hand. The only way I'd be really worried about it is if they had the drip or something and their hand came back with some strange residue on it.

I dont wash my hands after pissing. For one reason, I dont piss all over my hands. I wash my cock and balls at the begining of the day. I think it would be more appropriate to wash my hands before I touch my dick. Although gross, urine is sterile. Just wash your hands after you wipe your ass. You could get doodoo on em.

Menstal blood attracts bears.

Im currently dling illustrator. I have a question, actually its a two part qustion. First, do I need a key gen the same way as i did for the new photoshops? Second, if so can i use the photoshop key gen with illustrator?

Hahaha. I never post anything on 12 oz unless I'm 100% sure of the spelling or usage of word or phrase. Yeah that bitch looks like she just burned down her ex husbands house and she knows she's going to get away with it.

No the shit is awesome. It's just that if I lived next door to dude Id have to be like "Goddamnit Johnson. My kids don't even love me anymore. It's like this every fuckin year." Personally I really hope that music is going loud as fuck day and night.

The level of awesome that those xmas lights has is insane. If I lived next door id either be embarassed or pissed off. I havent made up my mind on which one yet. Oh and that guy getting stuck in the face that damn hard was also excellent.

Yep. That's my one and only. Well I mean, I had girl friends in jr high, but I hardly think that counts for anything.

I need to move somewhere that gets reception from more than one company.

I need that shirt to match some shoes i have. Happy earlated bday fool.

just a real cheesey type nigga... Quoted post [/b] Faggot ass chauncy..

This thread is great. I have only had 1 girlfriend in my entire life. My standards are so rediculously high its insane. I never once got a list. Maybe if she kept it all bottled in long enough i would have gotten a list. I got instant gratification though. That's much easier to deal with.

HAhahaha. Thats great. I have never seen that shit. But yeah his ass would have all kinds of tread marks on him.

I keep it real in these streets. Page 3 in these streets

Thats cool. I will talk to you tomorrow some time for sure. As for right now im bout to go get into some family feud with my boy on SNES.

True. Im dealing with leaky pipes and an enraged roommate right now. I will make some time tomorrow. But like I said I just wanna kick around ideas right now I wont have the funding to do anything for a couple more months. Believe. ^H^

My life has been one gigantic fuck up after another for the past couple of months. Im just getting settled in with the idea of nothing ever going right again.

Word. I used to get my hair cut by a gay man. He always wanted to do gay things with my hair and he even talked me into waxing my unibrow once. Let me tell you that shit has never happend since and will never happen again. I spent countless years looking for a barber that could cut hair descently. A spectacular asshole kept cutting my hair really high above my ears making me look like a gigantic elf. Fuck that. Moral of the story. Cut your own damn hair. AWW DEET DEET.

This looks like a good place to let you all know that a pipe connecting to my hot water heater sprung a small leak. Water was seaping into the bathroom very slowly and i was thinking "No big deal." Well I got up 20 minutes ago to go get something to drink and found water all in the kitchen bathroom and living room. Thats a horrible feeling stepping in puddles of cold water in the dark when the floor is supposed to be dry. Anywho I grab a pair of pliers to try and tighten the pipe cuz your boy knows all about this shit. Well as soon as i turn it a little bit the fuckin pipe explodes and hot ass water is shooting all in my face and genetalia. So I shut the water off but not before completely flooding my living room. Thank god we have gym floors. Carpet would be ruined. Im gonna have to fuck with thsi in the morning. Just wanted to share.

I had so much problems getting into my first appartment. The whole credit check thing was rediculous. The only way around it that i know of is to either have some one co sign or you can save up for a 3 month lease and pay for the whole thing up front. From there all you have to do is resign the lease at 12 months or what ever you want to do. Getting a house was so much easier. We just want to see that you have a job.

I remember reading these books in 2nd grade or so and loving it. Years later when i picked the books back up and re read them, I gained a whole new appreciation for his humor. I also attribute a good portion of my vocabulary to reading these books as a kid. Watterson is number one in the streets.