mr.yuck

Jesus christ yo. Id like to see that. Some oldster lifting 200 lbs straight in front of them for a solid minute.

True. I'll run it down to 0 again soon enough. Tpbm- has money invested for retirement

I have started the wire 4 or 5 times and always stall out after everyone dies and cutty gets his gym started.

@johnnywhat kind of car is it?

@NightmareOnElmStreetnot gonna lie breh. That looks tasty as shit.

Lorelei Gilmore is an annoying ass bitch.

False. I thought all of 2016 was joke time and all of the wild ass shit that came out of his mouth was hilarious up until he won. Tpbm- has a wildly unnecessary hand shake for people theyve jist met.

I just had a prison snitch I havent seen or talked to in around a decade call me out of the blue just to hear my voice. 1. This dude should never have my number. 2. Who is hanging out with this snitch that has my number? 3. Why was he so interested in where I live now? Is my past finally coming back to rear its ugly head. Ugh. Cant fucking sleep now.

I just figured out home wiring by trial and error. It all makes perfect sense now.

False. Outside of wine to cook with, I dont even keep alcohol in the house. Tpbm has some lightbulbs they need to change

Nice.

You got a link for that?

Yeah. I gotta have some heavy leaning indicas. 65-70% at least.

I was at an estate sale yesterday and saw this doll throwin up the W.

True. I have spent the past few days raking creeping charlie out of the back yard. Its super satisfying revealing all of these giant patches of dirt with no grass. Tpbm Enjoys contemporary classical music

That should come standard with the purchase of a new bronco.

I started smokin big ol doinks again here recently. I havent really smoked since I was about 19. Shit would give me mad fits of soul crushing anxiety and was just an over all terrible experience. Turns out I had just been smoking the wrong shit. Dont know how it took me 19 years to figure it out.

@earmuffsI pocket carry. I have a pocket holster for my m&p. I have a big ass extended clip on it so I just let it hang out of my pocket where ever I go. I have a .38 special that fits real good in my pockets and thats what I carry in the winter in hoodie pouches, jacket pockets or what ever. I got into it with an ex cop buddy of mine when I told him this is how I roll. He was talking about how unreliable that was and how it can get hung up trying to pull it out of the pouch. I told him you act like I have to do things the "police way." I would just shoot through the pouch like

I havent been this excited about a new truck since the lincoln navigator dropped in the 90s. From what I understand, you can pretty much configure any model with any option? Im lookin real hard at that badland model and upgrading to the twin turbo jank.

Lol. I know a lady that has that same body

False. I am working strictly on uninhabited homes right now, though. Tpbm has never seen wild wild west