mr.yuck

I used to be a voracious tipper. My views on tipping have changed recently. Like MFers aren't even pretending to give a shit about you or your experience anymore. At first I was bothered by it. But now I get it; these jobs do suck. And I no longer expect anything from these people. I hope they no longer expect anything from me either.

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2 at the same time? Look at that look on his face! Hes bout to do work!

Hell yeah. We called them long backs. I joked this one long back at a house party about how I was gonna slide down her back like Fred Flintstone when he's leaving work and shoot into the whip to hit the liquor store. She thought that shit was hilarious. She was also a sleep talker and that provided entertainment as well.

I can't wait til cup o noodles and chester cheetah team up to make flaming hot swole. Come with a Slim Jim taped to the side of it.

I wish I knew that was an option. Bleeding from my ass would have been way more exciting than those wild donkey filets.

@Fist 666I misread your comment and thought you said you weren't going to judge them as white trash, nascar, fucktards. I was like "no one is saying that. That's really accurate though."

He definitely handled that cob ProHomo™ style.

That dudes got one of those 80s mom long butts. I didn't think those existed outside of high waisted jeans. Somebody call a scientist!

I really didn't know where to share this

Thank God there's not a mustard foot intertwined. They missed a good opportunity for a solid footlong joke.

This is absolutely going to make my old lady retch. Thank you

Lol. I got this bubblegum flavored soda from the south American store down the road. It was off the hook good but had like 370 grams of sugar. Who don't want they legs?

WHO CANT BE BEAT? A DEAD HORSE!

Some days your the eater, others your the eatee.

I remember the first time a girl ate my booty. This shit had to be like 18+ years ago. Way before rap songs made this shit mainstream. She was a dirty old broad. A real trail blazer in the sack.

C'mon bro, you know you wanna turn that old booty sleeve inside out.

Trevor Noah is not very funny for a comedian.

Tell him his mustache looks like it's dropping a baby shit into his "chin hair thing". Refuse to call it a beard.

Ask him how is he holding that gun with his foot!

Haha. My man is spittin excellent investment advice. You gotta diversify your bonds.