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mr.yuck

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    ^^haha. This dudes funny as shit. I've been watching his videos for far too long now good post
  2. I'm gonna change your life. Go back there and get black. I don't know if it's the same as our local "black lady" scent, but it's fire.
  3. I hope he tears ass into the driveway and drifts his Ferrari around that circle.
  4. @ndvThat order of operations makes a lot more sense. These developments have to be years in the making even if you and I don't know about it until the silt fence goes up. A billion dollars? That's outrageous!
  5. I have been noticing 4 new car washes being built in our little town all within a 5 min drive of each other. I really couldn't understand why. Once the last one was completed housing developments around all of the carwashes started booming. I wonder if this is some weird human hack where developers know they will be able to sell their shit boxes better if people have some where to wash their car right around the corner.
  6. Lol. My old lady has that shit. It's some Victoria secret mystery cake/vanilla/coconut scent.
  7. Everyone has their limits, man. Orange juice is one of them for me. Drink only, no pulp. When I was a kid I saw my uncle one morning and he was eating a bowl full of Trix or some shit in a bowl of Orange juice. I thought I had died in my sleep and woke up in hell. He reassured me that it was good. I didn't believe him.
  8. Orange juice is probably trash but I just know there's some lunatic out there and that's their shit.
  9. I really liked that show. They were wildin times back in the days being unencumbered by any kind of regulatory commissions.
  10. Fact: it's the acidity in a drink that makes Oreos soft. Coffee and orange juice both work well as substitutes for milk.
  11. Level up for sure. Lol. The flu kills even more people than COVID actin like shits a step down.
  12. When I was like mid 20s sometime I was yakked up out of my mind and decided to start prank calling infomercials. There was some exercise machine that Christie Brinkley was selling. I called up and they started selling me on that shit. I was like "Ooh wow! Really?" And then I asked the lady how long I would have to use the machine before I was strong enough to beat the shit out of Christie Brinkley. The lady on the other end of the line straight went the fuck off. Shit was hilarious.
  13. I hate that shit too. As soon as the barbershop opened back up there was some dude sick as shit coughing and sneezing all over the place. People were looking at him like a plague monster and he said "Don't worry y'all, it's not COVID, I just have the flu." Just the flu? Guess what ding ding? Nobody wants that shit either.
  14. I make lots of jokes about punching kids and fighting women even though I don't condone such fuckery That being said, how many dickhead little kids do you think you could fight off before you got too tired and they over took you?
  15. True- never even been to the west coast TpBm- would grown man punch a dickhead little kid if they could.
  16. I just discovered the other day that some one let their dog about 15 feet deep into my yard to let their dog shit. Unacceptable.
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