mr.yuck

They just got all new playground equipment installed. That would have been the lick right there. Goodle what the fuck playground equipment costs real quick. I think all those pallets are rubber mulch. You got a buyer for that shit?

Another pro tip. Don't kneel down to get on their level to talk to them. After rejecting their booger snacks, they will attempt to sneeze directly into your open mouth while you are talking.

Shoulda just went with old faithful.

Haha. There's all kinds of specialized rust inhibiting primer under that black coat. I didn't realize how much paint I was going to lose to over spray. It's literally doubled my paint cost.

Fuck that. Bullshit slowing me down. The grass will grow back. I way underestimated the amount of paint I'm gonna need to do this job. I burned up $1000 on that long stretch of fence. Gonna need to go get another $1200 worth just to be safe.

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Haha! Eat a dick COVID. I'm gonna go find a Thanksgiving to get into after work.

Today I learned that Institutional vandalism is a thing. The church is so uptight.

I'm going to work today! Happy Thanksgiving everyone.

But did you get the back pack and a good pair of shoes though?

Ice-T is a boomer

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/deaths-reported-virginia-walmart-gunman-dead-police-say-2022-11-23/ This is sad really. Imagine being at your minimum wage job early getting ready to go deal with the non stop 'fuck shit' that is Walmart only to get smoked by your boss.

Bro. You can be a rich idiot. The two things aren't mutually exclusive. The older I get the more I think being smart might actually be a hindrance to becoming insanely rich. I tend to over analyze every aspect of everything in my life to the point where once I've made up mind on something, the market is already dead lol. I need to start yelling shit like "America first," and "YOLO," as daily affirmations in the mirror before heading out to do some reckless shit that might make me rich.

I guess when you become the personification of "straight outta Compton" and that type of behaviour is accepted and expected by everyone around you, reading books for a deeper understanding on subjects takes a back seat to what ever emotionally driven hard point you are trying to make. I was pretty young when I realized that learning something new isn't a priority to most people.

Good for him

Best thing I've seen on the internet in ages. It's nice.

This just in: Rosie O'Donnell gives dry head!

Some one help me glaze grandma's cakes.

This just in: Rosies veneers are looking brand new as her dead mouth shrivels up and decays around them!

Yeah bro! Simplify that Y a touch on the last one.

"Gobble, gobble, bitch!"

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You just gotta remix that shit every single time you pull it out man. The whole jar too. Not just the top your gonna use. The oil to peanut butter still gonna be all off.