dowmagik

i shave every other day cause i have sensitive skin. i use a venus, which is a girl razor, but it works well. use some good shave gel and some vitamin e cream afterwards.

i got dollar dbl cheese and dollar big macs in my hood. your city sucks.

i ran a redlight and hit a car yesterday in my work truck, so i may be getting a drug test this week and lose my job. the person i hit didnt pull over or contact the police, so im not sure how its going to pan out. fuck 2008. fuck smoking weed once in a matter of months the day before i do something stupid.

i dated some cool girls when i was younger that didnt give up ass, so i feel ya a little bit. but there are loads of cool girls that WILL give up ass. and i don't mean slutty girls, i mean semi-normal girls. dont high school kids listen to tom leykis anymore?

she'll be getting her drivers license soon dude, you gotta stick with her. orrr..get with a chick thats older, smarter and wont have your balls in a glass jar. lets be real, you arent going to marry this girl. so forget about it, leave her and find a better girl.

no parents no rules

i posted this from a mac, so i win by default.

Re: Im starving for attention look at me 200forever thread heres my chihuahua fucking my bulldog:

no, i do eat meat and lots of it - i eat jack n the box religiously. i was asking dawood, if asked by god, would he sacrifice his own son for him. i dunno if i could slit an animals throat though. ive shot at animals before, but using a blade and pushing it into an animal seems a bit more personal.

my chute boxe shirt is better cause it was given to my homie from wand when they trained together. i win!

if god asked you to kill your son, would you be down?

fill that shit with krink!$@#%#@111

streaming vids from ufc 79: http://www.mmatko.com/category/fight-videos/

fuck. enough said.

an og that lost his last two fights and is fighting one of the sport's best fighters. nigga please.

yamaha comes correct again and again.

money half of my cadillac paid off fred meyer gift card digital tire gauge (sweet!) gps nav

you may have a future writing for The Onion

was uriah a mennonite? a town near mine has a shitload of them.

spud mckenzie!

on a seperate note - how did i miss that matt roloff was arrested for dui a few months ago? awesome.

the little one is half chihuahua / half mini dachsund, he is 1 yr 3 months and full grown. the pic doesnt do him justice, but when hes standing straight you can really see the weiner dog in him. did i mention the bulldog has HUGE balls?

they have quite a bit of health issues, and yes, im aware of them. he'll be in an air conditioned house during the hotter months.

blurry phone pics, but heres the savage

shai - ive had my heart set on an english bulldog for quite some time, and they arent exactly a breed you can scoop up at your local pound. puppies in my state go for 2-4 grand a piece.