dowmagik

I'm chillin in an airport on my way to Vegas to marry my Ukrainian princess. Buzzed off pino noir and patron. Her old man gave us a grand from the money he won from the scratchit ticket. WHAT. Weekend plans: Booze Lots of Sexor Booze Sexor Gambling Booze Madness Crew scribes while getting chewed out by my girl Sexor Gambling Booze have a good one fellas!

the mormons and the scientologists need to have a battle to the death.

yesterday a local radio station had some local strippers hooked up to a lie detector machine that would electrocute them if they lied. shit was halarious, they caught this stripper lieing about if she had ever been 'touched as a child'. one stripper avoided the shock by admitting she had an std.

im still here, was using pornbooth as my name until i got the orig back. i thought ttboy was still around...hrmf

you're trying to scratch something, not cut it. pick up a stone/rock and give it a shot.

jack in the box doesnt get enough love - their sirloin burgers are teh bestest portland trailblazers need more love - rip city rap city, bitches

24. im surprised theres so many youngins, i thought a lot of you were older.

if you bleed, you get fucked

you're an addict if you've ever paid to get on wifi somewhere just so you can check 12oz.

fist fucker

you gotta check your order before you leave mcdonalds - its look before you leap type shit. they will fuck you.

Re: Kleenex.... that's mad funny. she used to run camchicks.com and had a bunch of skanky bitches living in her house for free if they would put up with being on webcam 24/7, that pic is at least 3 years old. what a small world. i first banged my fiance in a car outside that girls house.

my old lady just came home and informed me her father won $30,000 on a scratchit. god damn. we're getting hitched next weekend, so hopefully i can get get a piece of that shit!

military funerals are ruthlessly sad.

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Re: Kleenex.... where did you get this pic?? im 99.9999% sure thats gina, a friend of my girl. fucking crazy.

shit is hot and would be great for someone such as a student/business person that has to travel a lot with their computer. when i was in school i carried my ibook all over hell and back and would have loved to have this thing. plus, the touch pad is fuckin ill. after being able to scroll by using two fingers on my ibook, all other laptops seem to suck at internet browsing.

Re: when it's all said and done, modest mouse will probably be one of my favorite bands ev the moon & antartica is def my favorite gets a lot of play in my whip - paper thin walls always makes me smile and compliments the 'fuck, im glad work is done for the day' feeling very well.

sleepers was a good flick, rip.

a dog is a filthy animal

hopefully never

damn, i wish there was one more close to me.

smash that prego ass like a viking

i dunno, i went to bed. hah.

fred meyer usually has good deals on levis. scored some nice fitting 514 slim fit for $29.