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I thought my friday couldn't get any better, then i come on the oontz and see DAO is still alive and posting, and he blessed us with some sik graff'n'loosejeans5 points
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we also call these “Gems”. Or “free jewelry.” Lots of it lol. @One Man Banned @mr.yuck I’ve gone on 3 separate estimates recently with older ladies who just lost their husband. Shit is MAAAD awkward. They’re trying to hold it together talking about the job then say something about how their husband did this or that and bam. Fuckin water works. I’ve fucked off on all three of those quotes.4 points
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This thread delivers. @DRUNKEN ASSHOLE ONER stop by more often G3 points
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Being hungover and not at work where I should be. Feels great. Super responsible.3 points
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Haha. I had a homie that got this belt buckle from like hot topic or some shit. The buckle part was a picture frame. He took a picture of his dick and put it in there. Inevitably girls would ask a question about his belt buckle and he would let them in for a closer look. That shit was non stop lulz.3 points
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I usually just put my limp dick over my wrist and ask girls to tell me what time it is3 points
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Took my dawg swimming in a shallow river today and dude loved it. I also re-learned that swimming stimulates a dog to poo.3 points
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Apple swisher are now just called “green”. Societal collapse confirmed.2 points
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I’m juiced to see he has developed his very own Sik K! Celebrate!2 points
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I'm sure that's what it is. But there's so many other ways you could play that scenario. "My wife started this and despite her best efforts, we just don't have time to finish it ourselves before we move in," is way better than trashing her to a complete stranger.2 points
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Not quite. I stopped giving a fuck later on, but when it happened I was like hey, just like....2 points
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On the one hand, true. On the other, he's the man, but his wife's the one getting busy with the tools, so he might be feeling a little lesser than. By showing that she couldn't do it or do it right, he might feel like he redeems some of his manhood in front of you, Mr. Man. Still aint right tho.2 points
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Hahaha this also reminds me of more repressed memories from that nightmare landscaping job I described in another thread. The client was this young rich eye doctor, and his wife came out and was like “my husband bought you guys a special 6 pack, you want them now?” It was hot as fuck and 10am, so we all declined since we never drank until after work. Come check out time, no beers come around. We came back numerous times for jobs and they never offered the special beers. We all wondered what the doctor considered special beer, probably some Land Shark.2 points
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@NightmareOnElmStreet@mr.yuckhad to have a general contractor do some simple work I couldn't get done. Hot as fuck, dude was dripping sweat, so I offer him some water or a beer and before 11am you know he went for that beer without hesitation. I can't laugh much because I had one too.2 points
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Haha. I had this guy offer me a beer yesterday after I was done. I declined because he was giving mad "washed up, alcoholic, private eye, who's business isn't going so good and dame just left him" energy.1 point
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It's important when making eye contact with your homie in a sus situation that it's unwavering.1 point
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Was it aisle #2? Props. Maybe she puts on makeup in the bathroom so she drops fudge in makeup store aisles. Who doesn't drive on parkways and parks on driveways?? Not guilty!1 point
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