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Yard Stories...

Discussion in 'Third Rail' started by Revolt, Feb 24, 2002.

  1. Revolt

    Revolt Guest

    tell some of your stories in a yard
  2. Clever Name

    Clever Name Junior Member

    Joined: Jan 29, 2002 Messages: 189 Likes Received: 0
    One time I was mowing and I hit this sprinkler head that totally fucked up my riding lawnmower (brand new John Deere, with an extra cushioned seat). I took it to a repair shop and they said it would be a week or two before I got it back. I had to use this old school push-mower until they fixed it. "Hella wack."
  3. C-O-K PBScru

    C-O-K PBScru Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2002 Messages: 339 Likes Received: 0
    lol hahahahahahah that shit is funny i love cats on this board i get some good laughs
  4. whiteboy 516

    whiteboy 516 Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 18, 2002 Messages: 219 Likes Received: 0
    very cleverrrrrrrrrrrr........
  5. sectorTVA

    sectorTVA Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 8, 2000 Messages: 1,272 Likes Received: 1
    ran over a frog once with a push mower...it was still alive afterwards, just really fucked up, had the skin torn off its back, so i just went over it again to put it out of its misery....sad day in the yard....

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    i was vicously attacked by garden slugs
  7. dai

    dai Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2001 Messages: 1,052 Likes Received: 0
    man don't be scared...i still eat those things!
  8. mapo wc

    mapo wc Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 23, 2001 Messages: 3,119 Likes Received: 0
    thats a good name, cant believe it isnt taken already :confused:
  9. Clever Name

    Clever Name Junior Member

    Joined: Jan 29, 2002 Messages: 189 Likes Received: 0
    That's hot.
  10. Clogged Cans

    Clogged Cans New Jack

    Joined: Feb 21, 2002 Messages: 18 Likes Received: 0
    I dont do yard work!! its too... i dont know... dirty!:rolleyes:
  11. footsoldier

    footsoldier Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 1,885 Likes Received: 2

    SHELLTOES Member

    Joined: Feb 25, 2002 Messages: 499 Likes Received: 0
    dont be a pussy, i cant even see ur house anymore cause ur grass looks like a cornfeild in Iowa without the corn!
  13. Smart

    Smart Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 14, 2000 Messages: 17,017 Likes Received: 178
    yo, I saw this fink ninja by the weights so I stepped up and shanked that ass... now they got me on lockdown
  14. JoeHatesCops

    JoeHatesCops Guest

    I stepped in dogshit today in my yard fuck, last night I ran into a tree, int his girls yard, when I was running tog et my swimtrunks from my house, so I could get in the hot tub,

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    one time while investigating my back yard i came across a big pile of cat shit. it was very random. how it got there i do not know, but i had to take a hose and water it away