Guest Revolt Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 tell some of your stories in a yard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clever Name Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 One time I was mowing and I hit this sprinkler head that totally fucked up my riding lawnmower (brand new John Deere, with an extra cushioned seat). I took it to a repair shop and they said it would be a week or two before I got it back. I had to use this old school push-mower until they fixed it. "Hella wack." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
C-O-K PBScru Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 lol hahahahahahah that shit is funny i love cats on this board i get some good laughs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whiteboy 516 Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 very cleverrrrrrrrrrrr........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sectorTVA Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 ran over a frog once with a push mower...it was still alive afterwards, just really fucked up, had the skin torn off its back, so i just went over it again to put it out of its misery....sad day in the yard.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 i was vicously attacked by garden slugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dai Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 Originally posted by REGULATOR i was vicously attacked by garden slugs man don't be scared...i still eat those things! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mapo wc Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 Revolt thats a good name, cant believe it isnt taken already :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clever Name Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 Originally posted by sectorTVA ran over a frog once with a push mower...it was still alive afterwards, just really fucked up, had the skin torn off its back, so i just went over it again to put it out of its misery.... That's hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clogged Cans Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 I dont do yard work!! its too... i dont know... dirty!:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
footsoldier Posted February 25, 2002 Share Posted February 25, 2002 yard....hmmm..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SHELLTOES Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 dont be a pussy, i cant even see ur house anymore cause ur grass looks like a cornfeild in Iowa without the corn! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smart Posted March 17, 2002 Share Posted March 17, 2002 yo, I saw this fink ninja by the weights so I stepped up and shanked that ass... now they got me on lockdown Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoeHatesCops Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 I stepped in dogshit today in my yard fuck, last night I ran into a tree, int his girls yard, when I was running tog et my swimtrunks from my house, so I could get in the hot tub, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 one time while investigating my back yard i came across a big pile of cat shit. it was very random. how it got there i do not know, but i had to take a hose and water it away Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onesandzeros Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 Originally posted by Revolt tell some of your stories in a yard its one thing that you fucked up the building next to my legal its another that you fucked around with the business and the trains(that dont move) parked next to my favorite chill spot but I swear to god if you are fucking up any of my train spots, you are on borrowed time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deformatron Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 oh snap! thats gotta be revolt! on snap, that bull got his card pulled! on snap! by the way, onesandzeroes is one of my definite all time favorite grafitti makers. oh snap! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eessee Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 yo, i saw this fink ninja by the weights so I stepped up and shanked that ass.. now they got me on lockdown damn thats hilarious..... you can get some mad laughs in this place i love it... :P :D :crazy: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
socks Posted March 18, 2002 Share Posted March 18, 2002 for a while in this old spot i used to paint at things started to get really heatty, break ins, new construction, partyers etc. I didn't have a car so i didn't make it to to many other spots. one night as i crawled into the staging area i heard a loud bang on the side of an empty box car. My imeadeate thoughts where of drunks throwing rocks at the cars or sombody prying a door ajar. I was freight-end to tell the truth(he he he). I mustered the courage to sneak up on the purpetrators. The thing was that i couldn't see anybody around that could have made the sound; but once again i started to hear the same sound of hollow metal banging, this time softer and more rhythmically from the same car. I stole up the side of the cars as the sound continued on my stomach. I took off my pack once i reached the car in question and stealthily went under the boxcar (a major faux pa i know). Once on the other side i saw that the door was open. I poked my head up and peared into the thrumping car to see two rubby, scruffy looking male bums having sexual intercourse there before my eyes. I said nothing and left them to their carnal pleasures of the night. Mind you I was so shocked that I left the yard and didn't paint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
unk star Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 I took a piss in my yard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
*SIZEROKS* Posted March 19, 2002 Share Posted March 19, 2002 Originally posted by socks I poked my head up and peared into the thrumping car to see two rubby, scruffy looking male bums having sexual intercourse there before my eyes. I said nothing and left them to their carnal pleasures of the night. Mind you I was so shocked that I left the yard and didn't paint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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