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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ETHREADZNY, Nov 19, 2002.


    ETHREADZNY Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 11, 2002 Messages: 3,129 Likes Received: 4
    Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

    Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

    I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

    If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

    Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag.

    You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

    You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.

    You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala.

    I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

    Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo.

    Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.

    I want to call your mother and thank her.

    Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes.

    Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

    Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night?

    My name is [your name]. That's so you know what to scream.

    Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of

    Look at his / her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?", you say, "Checking to see if you were made in heaven."

    All those curves, and me with no brakes.

    If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

    Is it hot in here or is it just you?

    Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. [Cheese alert!]

    If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

    I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

    I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away.

    Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
  2. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    Thats a brilliant list you copied from somewhere else.

    ETHREADZNY Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 11, 2002 Messages: 3,129 Likes Received: 4
    your point, never claimed it to be mine. enjoy or dont, doesnt matter to me.
  4. IDrinkSprite

    IDrinkSprite Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 11, 2002 Messages: 1,165 Likes Received: 7
    Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag

    that was a nice one.never heard that before.
  5. loudhardfast

    loudhardfast Member

    Joined: May 15, 2002 Messages: 737 Likes Received: 0
    i dont think i am cool enough to pull any of those off. in fact if a girl fell for those i wouldnt wanna be with her stupid ass anyway.
  6. dai

    dai Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2001 Messages: 1,052 Likes Received: 0
    "so how much do i owe you?" :king:
  7. ~KRYLON2~

    ~KRYLON2~ 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 10,475 Likes Received: 203
  8. socrates

    socrates Guest

    "I feel liike I should know your name, I jack off to you all the time............"

    ETHREADZNY Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 11, 2002 Messages: 3,129 Likes Received: 4
    I've always liked, "do you have a hangar" and when they ask why, you say "to get out of my trunk"
  10. dELiSs

    dELiSs Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 13, 2001 Messages: 2,898 Likes Received: 2
    hey let's play carpenter..first i'll ...yeah

    i just throw rocks to hollahhhh at a guy. always gets his attention..
  11. socrates

    socrates Guest

    I just grab girls and put them in my dungeon...they don't really get the choice of liking me
  12. FlamingHobo

    FlamingHobo Guest

    i prefer "hey sluts...want some cock?"..say it out loud to yourself...it just sounds right...
  13. socrates

    socrates Guest

  14. Just Like Me

    Just Like Me Guest


    ETHREADZNY Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 11, 2002 Messages: 3,129 Likes Received: 4
    I keep saying this to myself on the public bus, and i keep getting weird looks from the dude that looks like a chicken on the back of the bus. I think it is time for me to stop.