ETHREADZNY Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy. You be the tree, and I'll wrap you like a Koala. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room. Want to play conductor? You be the engineer and I'll go choo choo. Can I borrow a quarter? I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams. I want to call your mother and thank her. Your daddy must be a thief, because he stole the sparkle of the stars and put it in your eyes. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. Do your legs hurt from running through my dreams all night? My name is [your name]. That's so you know what to scream. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns. Look at his / her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?", you say, "Checking to see if you were made in heaven." All those curves, and me with no brakes. If I told you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Is it hot in here or is it just you? Can I have directions? ["To where?"] To your heart. [Cheese alert!] If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together. I lost my phone number. Can I have yours? I hope you know CPR, 'cause you take my breath away. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suburbian bum Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 Thats a brilliant list you copied from somewhere else. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETHREADZNY Posted November 20, 2002 Author Share Posted November 20, 2002 your point, never claimed it to be mine. enjoy or dont, doesnt matter to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDrinkSprite Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille nametag that was a nice one.never heard that before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
loudhardfast Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 i dont think i am cool enough to pull any of those off. in fact if a girl fell for those i wouldnt wanna be with her stupid ass anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dai Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 "so how much do i owe you?" :king: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 hahahah.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 "I feel liike I should know your name, I jack off to you all the time............" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETHREADZNY Posted November 20, 2002 Author Share Posted November 20, 2002 I've always liked, "do you have a hangar" and when they ask why, you say "to get out of my trunk" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dELiSs Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 hey let's play carpenter..first i'll ...yeah i just throw rocks to hollahhhh at a guy. always gets his attention.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 I just grab girls and put them in my dungeon...they don't really get the choice of liking me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest FlamingHobo Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 i prefer "hey sluts...want some cock?"..say it out loud to yourself...it just sounds right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest socrates Posted November 20, 2002 Share Posted November 20, 2002 Loom ma a virgin:rolleyes: :rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Just Like Me Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 wow Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ETHREADZNY Posted November 22, 2002 Author Share Posted November 22, 2002 Originally posted by FlamingHobo i prefer "hey sluts...want some cock?"..say it out loud to yourself...it just sounds right... I keep saying this to myself on the public bus, and i keep getting weird looks from the dude that looks like a chicken on the back of the bus. I think it is time for me to stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eseLokE1uno Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 I've always liked: "So. . .wanna hump?" or -grab her ass or tits--->"Can I borrow these?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dignan Posted November 22, 2002 Share Posted November 22, 2002 not so much a pick up line.....but if she likes it, things can get a bit more interesting. tell her you can guess her favorite bird, "swallow" chuckle:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wrkr Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 Originally posted by dELiSs i just throw rocks to hollahhhh at a guy. always gets his attention.. i was wondering who kept hitting me. :beat: :beat: :beat: :beat: :beat: :beat: :beat: :beat: :beat: :beat: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluntedMonky Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 wanna fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest illwill Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 im no good with girls. i usually just indroduce myself i guess. thats how i met this girl that i think im in love with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you. Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rectum Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 did you trip over a brach today? How bout a root? but usually i just entice them with my lean physique and soul full eyes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jah Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 "id like to fuck your cunt!!" gets em everytime... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weapon X Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 Originally posted by Rectum did you trip over a brach today? How bout a root? but usually i just entice them with my lean physique and soul full eyes easy, ozfest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Born Loser Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 Those are hella funny. Here's a classic... "Nice pants wanna fuck?" :p Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ComicBookGuy Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 "how do you feel about 40 year old virgins who still live with their mothers?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 looks like i just stepped into a wet dream. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 just rap to them... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted November 23, 2002 Share Posted November 23, 2002 Originally posted by YG Blood Those are hella funny. Here's a classic... "Nice pants wanna fuck?" :P damn fool....its nice SHOES....wanna fuck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest mikro137 Posted November 24, 2002 Share Posted November 24, 2002 ok heres one from the yinzer xpress files him "hey bitch why dont you suck my dick whore , while your mother watches , and lets me hit her in dat azzz whore , slut whore" her (running in terror of the perverted 12 yearold with the foul ass mouth) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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