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taking shits in public restrooms

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by taper, Jan 25, 2002.

  1. taper

    taper Elite Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2000 Messages: 4,509 Likes Received: 0
    an or school. so whats your guys's deal. do or dont
     
  2. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    do...but I coat the seat in TP...you don't know who's ass critters might be hanging out

    don't hover
    just rest your feet
    because the crabs in here
    jump 10 feet
     
  3. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    do. with all the paint i've inhaled over the years i only take a shit about once a week, so when it's coming, i don't make it wait
     
  4. taper

    taper Elite Member

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    i just kind of hover too. but you gotta wach them heavy ones so the water dont get on your ass and shit. droppin bombs like afganistan.
     
  5. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 27
    don't.

    ....droppin' the Cosby's off at the pool.....
     
  6. taper

    taper Elite Member

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  7. shameless self promotion

    shameless self promotion 12oz Legend

    Joined: Mar 7, 2001 Messages: 16,306 Likes Received: 104
    HAHAH, a classic.
     
  8. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    never have never will. Even if I have to take a humongoid shat, I'll hold it in till I get home.
     
  9. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113

    throw a couple pieces of toilet paper into the water before you sit down, this will stop the dreaded 'splash-back'
     
  10. taper

    taper Elite Member

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    yea. plus i always flush first. i flush the shitter with my foot too. fuck that shit.;) ive prefected the art of public restrooom shitting. normal shit at my house io can shit it at a bathroom in 5 secons or less as opposed to 30 mins.
     
  11. Zack Morris

    Zack Morris Veteran Member

    Joined: Jun 23, 2001 Messages: 9,728 Likes Received: 4
    negotiate the release of a chocolate hostage
     
  12. Pilau Hands

    Pilau Hands Guest

    do...smoke at the same time. amazing tension reliever. you shit, spit, ash, and piss...and when done, flush that shit away forever. it's like going to a hypnotist. follow the tp lay down technique. thou shalt not splash.

    "Doc it hurts real bad. When I move my ass it feels like I'm on fire."
    "Oh, alright well let me just take a littl...OH MY SWEET JESUS!"
    "WHAT WHAT?!"
    "You didn't...by any chance, get some Thailand airport water spalshed into your ass did you?"
    "Oh my god yes I did. What's wrong?"
    "Well I don't know how to tell you this...but there's a gigantic worm living in your anus..."
     
  13. willy.wonka

    willy.wonka Guest

    honestly

    i will wipe the seat off then spread my cheeks over the bowl and sit like a mad man..
    on ocassion i will wipe my arse and throw the tiolet paper in another tiolet...so people think that i didnt wipe my ass....i do this in peoples houses....i get a kick out of it..;)

    i still want to go in to a public restroom and shit along the seat...

    my homeboy stuckone did a shit tag all over TACO BELLS wall...



    shit is such a funny thing
     
  14. printer

    printer Guest

    i took a bigg ass shit today in school, i put mad toilet paper down on the sit tho . .. shits gross people pissin all over the sit and what not. yah first time i ever toook a shit in this school year/
     
  15. When

    When 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 4, 2000 Messages: 10,294 Likes Received: 3
    if extra rolls of paper are around you can put 4 of them around the seat to make a pedestal to sit on
     
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