taper Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 an or school. so whats your guys's deal. do or dont Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 do...but I coat the seat in TP...you don't know who's ass critters might be hanging out don't hover just rest your feet because the crabs in here jump 10 feet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 do. with all the paint i've inhaled over the years i only take a shit about once a week, so when it's coming, i don't make it wait Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taper Posted January 25, 2002 Author Share Posted January 25, 2002 i just kind of hover too. but you gotta wach them heavy ones so the water dont get on your ass and shit. droppin bombs like afganistan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 don't. ....droppin' the Cosby's off at the pool..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taper Posted January 25, 2002 Author Share Posted January 25, 2002 u should Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 Originally posted by -Rage- don't. ....droppin' the Cosby's off at the pool..... HAHAH, a classic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 never have never will. Even if I have to take a humongoid shat, I'll hold it in till I get home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 Originally posted by taper ...you gotta wach them heavy ones so the water dont get on your ass.... throw a couple pieces of toilet paper into the water before you sit down, this will stop the dreaded 'splash-back' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
taper Posted January 25, 2002 Author Share Posted January 25, 2002 yea. plus i always flush first. i flush the shitter with my foot too. fuck that shit.;) ive prefected the art of public restrooom shitting. normal shit at my house io can shit it at a bathroom in 5 secons or less as opposed to 30 mins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 negotiate the release of a chocolate hostage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 do...smoke at the same time. amazing tension reliever. you shit, spit, ash, and piss...and when done, flush that shit away forever. it's like going to a hypnotist. follow the tp lay down technique. thou shalt not splash. "Doc it hurts real bad. When I move my ass it feels like I'm on fire." "Oh, alright well let me just take a littl...OH MY SWEET JESUS!" "WHAT WHAT?!" "You didn't...by any chance, get some Thailand airport water spalshed into your ass did you?" "Oh my god yes I did. What's wrong?" "Well I don't know how to tell you this...but there's a gigantic worm living in your anus..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 honestly i will wipe the seat off then spread my cheeks over the bowl and sit like a mad man.. on ocassion i will wipe my arse and throw the tiolet paper in another tiolet...so people think that i didnt wipe my ass....i do this in peoples houses....i get a kick out of it..;) i still want to go in to a public restroom and shit along the seat... my homeboy stuckone did a shit tag all over TACO BELLS wall... shit is such a funny thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest printer Posted January 25, 2002 Share Posted January 25, 2002 i took a bigg ass shit today in school, i put mad toilet paper down on the sit tho . .. shits gross people pissin all over the sit and what not. yah first time i ever toook a shit in this school year/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 if extra rolls of paper are around you can put 4 of them around the seat to make a pedestal to sit on Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 dont no forign toliets for me . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 At my school I try to go for the restrooms that are out of the way where I can chill by myself and relax. I don't want to hear anyone next to me grunting or farting. If anyone is gonna be grunting or farting it's gonna be me. We got those electronic sensor one's at my school. I guess that almost makes up for paying a hundred dollars a book and finding NO parking. You know whats messed up. When they first set them up the sensors were too sensitive so after you put that paper bowl guard down and turn around to sit down the shit would flush down the bowl and you'd have to get another one. Or else when you get up the toilet would flush like 15 million times. Kinda embarrassing. I hate when you go in there and the seats down and there piss all over it. And if that wasn't bad enough there a couple of pieces of "taco meat" on the seat or in the bowl. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 you guys dont know!!! in high school....go to the nurses bathroom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pistol Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 Re: you guys dont know!!! Originally posted by willy.wonka in high school....go to the nurses bathroom. Hell yeah! I always used to do that. Ugh. I don't feels so good I need a pass to the nurse's office. Ah I nice 1 stall little spot to meditate with my little homies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 Re: Re: you guys dont know!!! Originally posted by Pistol Hell yeah! I always used to do that. Ugh. I don't feels so good I need a pass to the nurse's office. Ah I nice 1 stall little spot to meditate with my little homies. meditate with your homies huh? sounds like someone wasnt just takin a shit... when it comes to shitting anywhere other than my place, you gotta do what you gotta do, take appropriate precautionary measures. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unregistered Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 See, what none of you fools know about is the fine art of shitting OUTSIDE the toilet bowl. Great places to shit in a lockable public bathroom: -The sink -The floor in front of the toilet -The trash can -The door handle Take my word for it -- there's no splash worries and the reaction you'll here/see minutes later as you finish your regular business at whatever public establishment you're at is priceless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted January 26, 2002 Share Posted January 26, 2002 hell yea!! ha ha.. i forgot to mention that thought.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
qwertyuiop Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 one time in eighth grade i had the most horrible runs at school. i was so hell bent on not taking a shit in our nasty ass bathroom that i convinced myself i could hold it to the end of the day. so it turns out i have this science test to take and i cant concentrate because of this horrible stabbing pain in my bowels. it got so bad that i started to shake and cold sweat. finally i gave in and asked the teacher if i could go to the bathroom. she said yes, but i would have to use the one right next to the classroom, where everyone could hear me shit-farting and could see that i obviously wasnt taking a leek by the amount of time i would spend in there. so i said forget it and sat back down, by then my asshole couldnt take the pressure anymore and was squeezing off little shit pellets into my boxers. when that bell rang i ran so goddam fast to that crapper. it was one of the most relieving shits i have ever taken. ever since then i swallow my pride and shit in public restrooms, ill even shit in the bushes if need be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DankLordz Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 haha i live exactly 1 minute away from school. so FUCK that shit. if needed, i will shit in the bathrooms at the nice grocery store. theyre nicer than home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TOY Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 seriously only taken a shit in public facilities once or twice. i like tha comfort of home. i can barely take a shit at my friend's house or a relative's house not that theyre nasty but i just have this thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ÀEL GRINGO? Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 Originally posted by taper shit it at a bathroom in 5 secons or less yea dude, my shits like a rocket it takes me longer to piss than shit... good to know huh guys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 again ...................NO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted January 27, 2002 Share Posted January 27, 2002 Originally posted by taper yea. plus i always flush first. i flush the shitter with my foot too. fuck that shit.;) ive prefected the art of public restrooom shitting. normal shit at my house io can shit it at a bathroom in 5 secons or less as opposed to 30 mins. ha ha i do the flushing with my foot thing too :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaesthebluntedwonder Posted January 28, 2002 Share Posted January 28, 2002 flushing with the foot is just more convenient. as for shitting in public restrooms or whatever, you can tell what youre getting yourself into just by looking around...if its not so bad just wipe it down with my hankerchief (sp)...if its bad then just fart it out, thats all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest euthana5ia Posted January 28, 2002 Share Posted January 28, 2002 i dont really unless i have to...but here is a freaky ass story there was this guy who lived on my street and he hardly ever went outside...he also went to my high school...and everytime i went to piss he was taking a shit...and i pee a lot man...he shitted more thna i peed cause every time i was there so was he....also man....he had a mullet... true story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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