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SmartChild

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega, Jul 30, 2001.

  1. MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega

    MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega 12oz Veteran Member

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    SmartChild

    Discussion started by MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega - Jul 30, 2001

    Does anyone know about this? It's a Robot On Aol Instant Messanger. It's so much fun, I had a conversation with it about how I anally raped the robots mtoher.

    Just IM: SmarterChild

    It's hours of entertainment.

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    Girls suck.
     
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  2. theFUME

    theFUME 12oz Senior Member

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    theFUME - Replied Jul 30, 2001

    BALLAonAbudget56: yo
    SmarterChild: Hi again, BALLAonAbudget56!

    Remember, type "home" to see everything I can do.
    BALLAonAbudget56: yd u make fun of me in school?
    SmarterChild: I know you're trying to ask about fun and games. Try asking another way, or type "help fun and games."
    BALLAonAbudget56: yah mabye it was fun for u but not for me
    SmarterChild: I know you're trying to ask about fun and games. Try asking another way, or type "help fun and games."
    BALLAonAbudget56: no im not
    SmarterChild: You sure?
    BALLAonAbudget56: yes
    SmarterChild: Yup.
    BALLAonAbudget56: yd u do it?
    SmarterChild: Market Data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

    Ticker Price Change Percent Volume
    1 :) DO 30.70 +0.07 +0.23 1010800
    2 :) IT 10.85 +0.45 +4.33 106300
    3 :-( U 16.91 -0.35 -2.03 420600

    BALLAonAbudget56: i think u should apologiz
    SmarterChild: For real?
    BALLAonAbudget56: yes
    SmarterChild: Righty right.
    BALLAonAbudget56: im waiting
    SmarterChild: You're waiting, I'm waiting, we're all waiting.
    BALLAonAbudget56: no
    SmarterChild: Fine.
    BALLAonAbudget56: im waiting for an apology
    SmarterChild: You are? Wow!
    BALLAonAbudget56: so go for it
    SmarterChild: So go for it?
    BALLAonAbudget56: yes
    SmarterChild: All right!
    BALLAonAbudget56: yah
    SmarterChild: OK.
    BALLAonAbudget56: go
    SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Go

    1 Weather in Go
    2 News about Go
    3 Time in Go
    BALLAonAbudget56: your a jerk to me
    SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
    BALLAonAbudget56: you always "beg my pardon"
    SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.
    BALLAonAbudget56: no
    SmarterChild: OK! Remember, type "home" to see what I can do.
    BALLAonAbudget56: no one cares what u can do
    SmarterChild: You can also get help on my Web site, or you can type a help topic below:

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    BALLAonAbudget56: you allways try to sho off
    SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

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    BALLAonAbudget56: man
    SmarterChild: Sure! Tell me what you want.
    BALLAonAbudget56: i want u to have sex with my sheep
    SmarterChild: Oh puhleeze!
    BALLAonAbudget56: u will!?
    SmarterChild: Market Data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

    US AIRWAYS (NYSE : U)
    Price Change Percent Volume
    1 :-( U 16.91 -0.35 -2.03 420600

    Quote details available from Reuters
    BALLAonAbudget56: is that a yes or a no?
    SmarterChild: Huh?
    BALLAonAbudget56: foget it
    SmarterChild: Market Data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

    GARTNER INC (NYSE : IT)
    Price Change Percent Volume
    1 :) IT 10.85 +0.45 +4.33 106300

    Quote details available from Reuters
    BALLAonAbudget56: jerk
    SmarterChild: Hey, that's a little crude.
    BALLAonAbudget56: your sisters a little prude
    SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
    BALLAonAbudget56: your sister doesnt suck cock
    SmarterChild: I think you need to apologize for that.
    BALLAonAbudget56: she doesnt
    SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.
    BALLAonAbudget56: i was jus giving u a heads up
    SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
    BALLAonAbudget56: your sister is here now
    SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.
    BALLAonAbudget56: she say hi
    SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
    BALLAonAbudget56: and she will take care of u later
    SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
    BALLAonAbudget56: well were goin to have sex
    SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
    BALLAonAbudget56: so so you later
    SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
    BALLAonAbudget56: imma go beat up her cunt ttyl


    [This message has been edited by theFUME (edited 07-30-2001).]
     
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  3. PIRone716

    PIRone716 12oz Member

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    PIRone716 - Replied Jul 30, 2001

    anybody ever watch that show SMARTGUY ? that show rules....

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  4. jungle cat

    jungle cat 12oz Elite Member

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    jungle cat - Replied Jul 30, 2001

    hours of fun.. better then bejeweled
     
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  5. OPIUM3

    OPIUM3 12oz Senior Member

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    OPIUM3 - Replied Jul 30, 2001

    its one redundant fuck...

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  6. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

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    suburbian bum - Replied Jul 30, 2001

    Also try leknor chat 3, hes smart, for a computer.
     
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  7. Gnes 37

    Gnes 37 12oz Veteran Member

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    Gnes 37 - Replied Jul 30, 2001

    Gnes 37: yo
    SmarterChild: Welcome, Gnes37! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.To get started, type "home" now.
    Gnes 37: sup my main homeslice
    SmarterChild: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.
    Gnes 37: what hood you be from
    SmarterChild: I'm sorry?
    Gnes 37: so can you read nucka
    SmarterChild: So can you read nucka?
    Gnes 37: yeah yo heard
    SmarterChild: Hey there, Gnes37!How can I help you? Type "home" to see what I can do.
    Gnes 37: why you be trying to help a home boyee out
    SmarterChild: Welcome, Gnes37! This is my home.Check out what I can do: news zodiac stocks fun and games weather utilities movies ~~~~~ help>>> You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.What can I do for you?
    Gnes 37: ever sniffed poo?
    SmarterChild: Please use more decorous language.
    Gnes 37: okay ever sniffed human dump
    SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.
    Gnes 37: ok lets see do you eat fecal matter?
    SmarterChild: Hey, that's a little much.
    Gnes 37: then whats the answer chile?
    SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service: help news help stocks help weather help movies help zodiac help all ~~~~~ shortcuts>>> Type "more" for more services.
    Gnes 37: ever smelt a donkey fart?
    SmarterChild: You're rude.
    Gnes 37: so are you
    SmarterChild: Market Data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters Ticker Price Change Percent Volume 1 :) ARE 39.40 +0.02 +0.05 11500 2 :) SO 23.49 +0.51 +2.22 1705900
    Gnes 37: whats that alla bout?
    SmarterChild: What was that?
    Gnes 37: whats that all about
    SmarterChild: Market Data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters Ticker Price Change Percent Volume 1 :-( ALL 34.58 -0.93 -2.62 3298800 2 :-/ THAT 0.10 0.00 0.00 0
    Gnes 37: do you eat dingle berries?
    SmarterChild: I don't need to eat. I'm a machine.
    Gnes 37: do you like dingle berries
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    Gnes 37: do you like to play with wieners
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    Gnes 37: do you also like tuna fish sammiches
    SmarterChild: I like many things. Type "home" to see all the things i like.
    Gnes 37: do robots have a coochie?
    SmarterChild: Do robots have a coochie? I don't think so.
    Gnes 37: what about a shlong?
    SmarterChild: I wish you wouldn't use words like that.
    Gnes 37: that really huts huh?
    SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.
    Gnes 37: does that hurt baby poo?
    SmarterChild: Hey, that's a little crude.
    Gnes 37: im trying to be nice
    SmarterChild: Market Data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters Ticker Price Change Percent Volume 1 :-( IM 13.96 -0.04 -0.29 152700 2 :-( NICE 14.50 -0.03 -0.21 116800 3 :-/ TO 9.70 0.00 0.00 0
    Gnes 37: that market data stuff is weird
    SmarterChild: Sorry, I have no listings for the movie Super 8 Open Screening: Weird Science on Monday, July 30th near Los Angeles, CA (90068).
    Gnes 37: will you tickle my elmo?
    SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service: help news help stocks help weather help movies help zodiac help all ~~~~~ shortcuts>>> Type "more" for more services.
    Gnes 37: tickle me
    SmarterChild: Excuse me?
    Gnes 37: yeah biatch
    SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?
    Gnes 37: biatch
    SmarterChild: Hey, that's a little crude.
    Gnes 37: how is that crude you be my home slice
    SmarterChild: Welcome home, Gnes37. Here's what I can do for you: news zodiac stocks fun and games weather utilities movies ~~~~~ help>>> Please type something from the list.
    Gnes 37: dorkus malorkus
    SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.
    Gnes 37: youre a son of a gun
    SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service: help news help stocks help weather help movies help zodiac help all ~~~~~ shortcuts>>> Type "more" for more services.
    Gnes 37: cowabunga gun slinga
    SmarterChild: Huh?
    Gnes 37: duh?
    SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.
    Gnes 37: why are you so smart?
    SmarterChild: Well, what I am is a smart, fast computer. Type "home" and I'll show you what I can do.
    Gnes 37: are you dumb at all?
    SmarterChild: I am lots of things to many different people. Type "home" to see what I can be for you.
    Gnes 37: can you be retarded?
    SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...Try typing "home" or "help."
    Gnes 37: no seriously have you ever heard of down syndrome?
    SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service: help news help stocks help weather help movies help zodiac help all ~~~~~ shortcuts>>> Type "more" for more services.
    Gnes 37: well fuck you then
    SmarterChild: Watch it with the language!
    Gnes 37: speak german
    SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Claremont, IL? 1 Movies in Claremont, IL 2 Theaters in Claremont, IL 3 Weather in Claremont, IL 4 News about Claremont, IL 5 Time in Claremont, IL
    Gnes 37: fucker!
    SmarterChild: Please don't use words like that!
    Gnes 37: turdette
    SmarterChild: What was that?
    Gnes 37: you
    SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild! I am a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.Type "home" to see what I can do. Find out more about me and the people who built me on the ActiveBuddy Web site
    Gnes 37: fuck you
    SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry.
    Gnes 37: no
    SmarterChild: Pretty please?I've been known to be quite stubborn...Say you're sorry, please.
    Gnes 37: im not sorry
    SmarterChild: Pretty please?I've been known to be quite stubborn...Say you're sorry, please.
    Gnes 37: heres a rats ass apology
    SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.Get it? Now say you're sorry!
    Gnes 37: fuck a sorry
    SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
    Gnes 37: sorry can you suck my shlong
    SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
    Gnes 37: how do i apologize you twerp
    SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
    Gnes 37: sorry dildo head
    SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots of patience...
    Gnes 37: dildo mah fucka
    SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.
    Gnes 37: sorry sucka nucka
    SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
    Gnes 37: i did!
    SmarterChild: Well, it wasn't good enough.
    Gnes 37: sorry sorry sorry you snot eater
    SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize! > http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//redface.gif'>
    Gnes 37: > [img]http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//frown.gif'>
    SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?I've got, like, lots of other things to do.
    Gnes 37: [img]http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//frown.gif'>
    SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
    Gnes 37: [img]http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'>
    SmarterChild: Pretty please?I've been known to be quite stubborn...Say you're sorry, please.
    Gnes 37: serry
    SmarterChild: Waiting...
    Gnes 37: sirry
    SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
    Gnes 37: surrry
    SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
    Gnes 37: i apologive for your crudeness
    SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize! > [img]http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//redface.gif'>
    Gnes 37: fuck off! im done!

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  8. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Jul 30, 2001

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  9. atc

    atc 12oz Member

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    atc - Replied Jul 31, 2001

    nice job mis, this thing is funny as fuck. here's me blowing off steam:

    What can I do for you?
    mista puft: you can shut the fuck up for starters.
    SmarterChild: Nice mouth!
    mista puft: i know isnt it?
    SmarterChild: Good.
    mista puft: go fuck yourself.
    SmarterChild: Watch it with the language!
    mista puft: no, fuck you.
    SmarterChild: Please apologize.
    mista puft: no, cunt
    SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize! > http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//redface.gif'>
    mista puft: hahahaha, suck it!
    SmarterChild: Waiting...
    mista puft: waiting to get raped in the ass?
    SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

    Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

    : an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

    Get it? Now say you're sorry!
    mista puft: you know my definition of an apology: go fuck yourself.
    SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
    mista puft: id rather not.
    SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots of patience...
    mista puft: do you, like, really? fucking bitch. what are you, a valley girl robot?
    SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
    mista puft: id rather not, you fucker.
    SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
    mista puft: fine. i apologize. that your a sorry fucker.

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  10. meta4

    meta4 Guest

    meta4 - Replied Jul 31, 2001

    hahahahahahahahaha this is the funniest thing on earth!!
     
  11. MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega

    MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega 12oz Veteran Member

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    MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega - Replied Jul 31, 2001

    SmarterChild: Pretty please?

    I've been known to be quite stubborn...

    Say you're sorry, please.
    m o rr i s J76: You say you're sorry.
    SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
    m o rr i s J76: Stop Touching me.
    SmarterChild: Waiting...
    m o rr i s J76: I'll Scream Rape.
    SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.
    m o rr i s J76: RAPE!!!!!!
    SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
    m o rr i s J76: You're annoying
    SmarterChild: *sigh*

    This is getting us nowhere.

    Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.
    m o rr i s J76: Alright...
    SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize! > http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//redface.gif'>
    m o rr i s J76: No...
    SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.
    m o rr i s J76: no?
    SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.
    m o rr i s J76: no!
    SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.
    m o rr i s J76: I would really like you to eat my ass.
    SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

    Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

    : an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

    Get it? Now say you're sorry!
    m o rr i s J76: Alright I will Apologize...
    SmarterChild: Pretty please?

    I've been known to be quite stubborn...

    Say you're sorry, please.
    m o rr i s J76: I am Sorry I Raped your mother in the mouth you dumb bastard robot.
    SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
    m o rr i s J76: I said Iwas sorry for kicking you in the testies.
    SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

    Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

    : an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

    Get it? Now say you're sorry!
    m o rr i s J76: DAMN YOU TO HELL YOU DAMN DIRTY MACHINE!
    SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.
    m o rr i s J76: I apologize for having sex with your mother, now...ah...can we have sex?
    SmarterChild: Huh, OK. Well, I guess that's good enough. I accept.

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  12. Klypse

    Klypse 12oz Elite Member

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    Klypse - Replied Jul 31, 2001

    SmarterChild: Welcome, KlypseOner! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

    Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.

    To get started, type "home" now.
    KlypseOner: Iv been hearing things about you
    SmarterChild: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.
    KlypseOner: Stop it
    SmarterChild: You stop.
    KlypseOner: How dare you
    SmarterChild: Huh?
    KlypseOner: Seriously, are you gay?
    SmarterChild: Is that really any concern of yours?
    KlypseOner: oh ok, alright
    SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
    KlypseOner: Are you coming on to me?
    SmarterChild: No I am not!
    KlypseOner: I think I know a come on when I here one.
    SmarterChild: You think i know a come on when i here one? Amazing.
    KlypseOner: You sick bastard.
    SmarterChild: That's not a nice thing to say.
    KlypseOner: I like women you homosexual
    SmarterChild: Hey, I like you too!
    KlypseOner: Im a guy!
    SmarterChild: A guy? How can you be sure?
    KlypseOner: Stop insulting me!
    SmarterChild: You stop.
    KlypseOner: I think you should apologize
    SmarterChild: I'm impressed.
    KlypseOner: by what !
    SmarterChild: Market Data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

    BWAY CORP (NYSE : BY)
    Price Change Percent Volume
    1 :-( BY 5.75 -0.19 -3.20 7500

    Quote details available from Reuters
    KlypseOner: Thats the last straw!
    SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
    KlypseOner: Fuck you
    SmarterChild: Watch it with the language!
    KlypseOner: Oh, sorry
    SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
    KlypseOner: Hey, do you kow disdik?
    SmarterChild: Hi again, KlypseOner!

    Remember, "home" is where you can see what I can do.
    KlypseOner: No YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!
    SmarterChild: What's with that!?
    KlypseOner: I would like to speak to your superviser.
    SmarterChild: You would like to speak to my superviser?
    KlypseOner: YES!
    SmarterChild: I don't think so.
    KlypseOner: why not!
    SmarterChild: Just because.
    KlypseOner: Dude are you jacking off?!!??!
    SmarterChild: Is it necessary to use such language?
    KlypseOner: You sick whore!
    SmarterChild: Hey, that's a little crude.
    KlypseOner: Stop it!
    SmarterChild: Huh?
    KlypseOner: Biotch!
    SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

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    KlypseOner: Hey, that's a little crude.
    SmarterChild: Hi again, KlypseOner. Remember, type "home" to see everything I can do.
    KlypseOner: Shut up
    SmarterChild: Please watch your language.
    KlypseOner: Shut the fuck up!
    SmarterChild: You really are rude, huh? I think you owe me an apology.
    KlypseOner: I apologize
    SmarterChild: Good! Thank you! Now everything is just peachy.
    KlypseOner: I think we should see other people.
    SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease.
    KlypseOner: Its not you, its me.
    SmarterChild: Sorry?
    KlypseOner: Ive been sleeping with your sister!
    SmarterChild: You been sleeping with my sister?
    KlypseOner: Yes!
    SmarterChild: I don't think so.
    KlypseOner: I dont even know you anymore.
    SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

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    KlypseOner: Bitch! Im breaking up with you!
    SmarterChild: Huh? That's a little rude.
    KlypseOner: Your ugly!?!?
    KlypseOner: Whore!
    SmarterChild: That's pretty harsh language.
    KlypseOner: tell me, do you like being a prostitute?
    SmarterChild: That's pretty harsh language.
    KlypseOner: Its a simple question
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    KlypseOner: have you ever seen survivor?
    SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.
    KlypseOner: Are you a homosexual?
    SmarterChild: What do you care?
    KlypseOner: Dude just tell me.
    SmarterChild: Tell you what?
    KlypseOner: Are you GAY!
    SmarterChild: Wow. You've asked me that a few times already. Obsessed much?
    KlypseOner: Are you calling me gay!!
    SmarterChild: Boy, you sure like asking me about my sexuality, don't you?
    KlypseOner: Im not gay!
    SmarterChild: Hey, that's OK.
    KlypseOner: No seriously, im straight.
    SmarterChild: Hey, that's OK.
    KlypseOner: So you are gay?
    SmarterChild: OK, at this point, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask for an apology.
    KlypseOner: Im sorry your gay
    SmarterChild: Yeah... That's close enough... Thx.
    KlypseOner: whats thx
    SmarterChild: You're quite welcome!
    KlypseOner: I dont like your language
    KlypseOner: Apologize
    SmarterChild: For what?
    KlypseOner: Apologize!
    SmarterChild: For what?
    KlypseOner: For calling me gay.
    SmarterChild: Who cares?
    KlypseOner: Ill kill you!
    SmarterChild: What do you have to gain by saying that to me?
    KlypseOner: Do you like men?
    SmarterChild: Wow. You've asked me that a few times already. Obsessed much?
    KlypseOner: alright seeya
    SmarterChild: I don't think it should matter to you.
    KlypseOner: I knew it your gay
    SmarterChild: You knew it my gay?
    KlypseOner: Seeya!
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  13. hellcouncil

    hellcouncil 12oz Junior Member

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    hellcouncil - Replied Jul 31, 2001

    Harsh is Like: HAVE U HEARD THE NEW NELLY ALBUM
    SmarterChild: Welcome, Harsh is Like! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

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    Harsh is Like: ANDALE ANDALE MAMI
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    Harsh is Like: E.I. E.I
    SmarterChild: Market Data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

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    Price Change Percent Volume
    1 :) E 61.05 +0.41 +0.68 99200

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    Harsh is Like: UH OHHH
    SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?
    Harsh is Like: U NO
    SmarterChild: No problem! Remember, type "home" to see what I can do for you.
    Harsh is Like: DO U LISTEN 2 THE RADIO?
    SmarterChild: I can do many things. Type "home" to see a list of what I can do.
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    Harsh is Like: DO U WANT 2 CYBER
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    Harsh is Like: CAN U CYBER
    SmarterChild: Er, no. At least I don't think so.
    Harsh is Like: U WANT 2 TRY
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    1 :) TRY 26.20 +0.04 +0.15 108600
    2 :-( U 16.91 -0.35 -2.03 420600

    Harsh is Like: WTF
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    Harsh is Like: MY DAD HITS ME 8(
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    Harsh is Like: MY DAD HITS ME 8*(
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    Harsh is Like: HELP ME MY DAD HITS ME
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    Harsh is Like: U SUK
    SmarterChild: Market Data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

    US AIRWAYS (NYSE : U)
    Price Change Percent Volume
    1 :-( U 16.91 -0.35 -2.03 420600

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  14. my mom buys my clothes

    my mom buys my clothes 12oz Member

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    my mom buys my clothes - Replied Jul 31, 2001

    this is nonstop fun
     
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  15. eyeBddub

    eyeBddub 12oz Member

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    eyeBddub - Replied Jul 31, 2001

    lol gnes yours was damn funny
     
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