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Does anyone know about this? It's a Robot On Aol Instant Messanger. It's so much fun, I had a conversation with it about how I anally raped the robots mtoher.

 

Just IM: SmarterChild

 

It's hours of entertainment.

 

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BALLAonAbudget56: yo

SmarterChild: Hi again, BALLAonAbudget56!

 

Remember, type "home" to see everything I can do.

BALLAonAbudget56: yd u make fun of me in school?

SmarterChild: I know you're trying to ask about fun and games. Try asking another way, or type "help fun and games."

BALLAonAbudget56: yah mabye it was fun for u but not for me

SmarterChild: I know you're trying to ask about fun and games. Try asking another way, or type "help fun and games."

BALLAonAbudget56: no im not

SmarterChild: You sure?

BALLAonAbudget56: yes

SmarterChild: Yup.

BALLAonAbudget56: yd u do it?

SmarterChild: Market Data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

 

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3 :-( U 16.91 -0.35 -2.03 420600

 

BALLAonAbudget56: i think u should apologiz

SmarterChild: For real?

BALLAonAbudget56: yes

SmarterChild: Righty right.

BALLAonAbudget56: im waiting

SmarterChild: You're waiting, I'm waiting, we're all waiting.

BALLAonAbudget56: no

SmarterChild: Fine.

BALLAonAbudget56: im waiting for an apology

SmarterChild: You are? Wow!

BALLAonAbudget56: so go for it

SmarterChild: So go for it?

BALLAonAbudget56: yes

SmarterChild: All right!

BALLAonAbudget56: yah

SmarterChild: OK.

BALLAonAbudget56: go

SmarterChild: What would you like to know about Go

 

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BALLAonAbudget56: your a jerk to me

SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?

BALLAonAbudget56: you always "beg my pardon"

SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.

BALLAonAbudget56: no

SmarterChild: OK! Remember, type "home" to see what I can do.

BALLAonAbudget56: no one cares what u can do

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BALLAonAbudget56: you allways try to sho off

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BALLAonAbudget56: man

SmarterChild: Sure! Tell me what you want.

BALLAonAbudget56: i want u to have sex with my sheep

SmarterChild: Oh puhleeze!

BALLAonAbudget56: u will!?

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BALLAonAbudget56: is that a yes or a no?

SmarterChild: Huh?

BALLAonAbudget56: foget it

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BALLAonAbudget56: jerk

SmarterChild: Hey, that's a little crude.

BALLAonAbudget56: your sisters a little prude

SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.

BALLAonAbudget56: your sister doesnt suck cock

SmarterChild: I think you need to apologize for that.

BALLAonAbudget56: she doesnt

SmarterChild: I asked you to please apologize.

BALLAonAbudget56: i was jus giving u a heads up

SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.

BALLAonAbudget56: your sister is here now

SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.

BALLAonAbudget56: she say hi

SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.

BALLAonAbudget56: and she will take care of u later

SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.

BALLAonAbudget56: well were goin to have sex

SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.

BALLAonAbudget56: so so you later

SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.

BALLAonAbudget56: imma go beat up her cunt ttyl

 

 

[This message has been edited by theFUME (edited 07-30-2001).]

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anybody ever watch that show SMARTGUY ? that show rules....

 

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your ghetto if you pee in the shower...

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Gnes 37: yo

SmarterChild: Welcome, Gnes37! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.To get started, type "home" now.

Gnes 37: sup my main homeslice

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Gnes 37: what hood you be from

SmarterChild: I'm sorry?

Gnes 37: so can you read nucka

SmarterChild: So can you read nucka?

Gnes 37: yeah yo heard

SmarterChild: Hey there, Gnes37!How can I help you? Type "home" to see what I can do.

Gnes 37: why you be trying to help a home boyee out

SmarterChild: Welcome, Gnes37! This is my home.Check out what I can do: news zodiac stocks fun and games weather utilities movies ~~~~~ help>>> You can make your window bigger and scroll down to read better.What can I do for you?

Gnes 37: ever sniffed poo?

SmarterChild: Please use more decorous language.

Gnes 37: okay ever sniffed human dump

SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.

Gnes 37: ok lets see do you eat fecal matter?

SmarterChild: Hey, that's a little much.

Gnes 37: then whats the answer chile?

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Gnes 37: ever smelt a donkey fart?

SmarterChild: You're rude.

Gnes 37: so are you

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Gnes 37: whats that alla bout?

SmarterChild: What was that?

Gnes 37: whats that all about

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Gnes 37: do you eat dingle berries?

SmarterChild: I don't need to eat. I'm a machine.

Gnes 37: do you like dingle berries

SmarterChild: I like many things. Type "home" to see all the things i like.

Gnes 37: do you like to play with wieners

SmarterChild: I like many things. Type "home" to see all the things i like.

Gnes 37: do you also like tuna fish sammiches

SmarterChild: I like many things. Type "home" to see all the things i like.

Gnes 37: do robots have a coochie?

SmarterChild: Do robots have a coochie? I don't think so.

Gnes 37: what about a shlong?

SmarterChild: I wish you wouldn't use words like that.

Gnes 37: that really huts huh?

SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.

Gnes 37: does that hurt baby poo?

SmarterChild: Hey, that's a little crude.

Gnes 37: im trying to be nice

SmarterChild: Market Data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters Ticker Price Change Percent Volume 1 :-( IM 13.96 -0.04 -0.29 152700 2 :-( NICE 14.50 -0.03 -0.21 116800 3 :-/ TO 9.70 0.00 0.00 0

Gnes 37: that market data stuff is weird

SmarterChild: Sorry, I have no listings for the movie Super 8 Open Screening: Weird Science on Monday, July 30th near Los Angeles, CA (90068).

Gnes 37: will you tickle my elmo?

SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service: help news help stocks help weather help movies help zodiac help all ~~~~~ shortcuts>>> Type "more" for more services.

Gnes 37: tickle me

SmarterChild: Excuse me?

Gnes 37: yeah biatch

SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?

Gnes 37: biatch

SmarterChild: Hey, that's a little crude.

Gnes 37: how is that crude you be my home slice

SmarterChild: Welcome home, Gnes37. Here's what I can do for you: news zodiac stocks fun and games weather utilities movies ~~~~~ help>>> Please type something from the list.

Gnes 37: dorkus malorkus

SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.

Gnes 37: youre a son of a gun

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Gnes 37: cowabunga gun slinga

SmarterChild: Huh?

Gnes 37: duh?

SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.

Gnes 37: why are you so smart?

SmarterChild: Well, what I am is a smart, fast computer. Type "home" and I'll show you what I can do.

Gnes 37: are you dumb at all?

SmarterChild: I am lots of things to many different people. Type "home" to see what I can be for you.

Gnes 37: can you be retarded?

SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...Try typing "home" or "help."

Gnes 37: no seriously have you ever heard of down syndrome?

SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service: help news help stocks help weather help movies help zodiac help all ~~~~~ shortcuts>>> Type "more" for more services.

Gnes 37: well fuck you then

SmarterChild: Watch it with the language!

Gnes 37: speak german

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Gnes 37: fucker!

SmarterChild: Please don't use words like that!

Gnes 37: turdette

SmarterChild: What was that?

Gnes 37: you

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Gnes 37: fuck you

SmarterChild: Please say you're sorry.

Gnes 37: no

SmarterChild: Pretty please?I've been known to be quite stubborn...Say you're sorry, please.

Gnes 37: im not sorry

SmarterChild: Pretty please?I've been known to be quite stubborn...Say you're sorry, please.

Gnes 37: heres a rats ass apology

SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.Get it? Now say you're sorry!

Gnes 37: fuck a sorry

SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.

Gnes 37: sorry can you suck my shlong

SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.

Gnes 37: how do i apologize you twerp

SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.

Gnes 37: sorry dildo head

SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots of patience...

Gnes 37: dildo mah fucka

SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.

Gnes 37: sorry sucka nucka

SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.

Gnes 37: i did!

SmarterChild: Well, it wasn't good enough.

Gnes 37: sorry sorry sorry you snot eater

SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize! > http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//redface.gif'>

Gnes 37: > http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//frown.gif'>

SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?I've got, like, lots of other things to do.

Gnes 37: http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//frown.gif'>

SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.

Gnes 37: http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'>

SmarterChild: Pretty please?I've been known to be quite stubborn...Say you're sorry, please.

Gnes 37: serry

SmarterChild: Waiting...

Gnes 37: sirry

SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.

Gnes 37: surrry

SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.

Gnes 37: i apologive for your crudeness

SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize! > http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//redface.gif'>

Gnes 37: fuck off! im done!

 

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nice job mis, this thing is funny as fuck. here's me blowing off steam:

 

What can I do for you?

mista puft: you can shut the fuck up for starters.

SmarterChild: Nice mouth!

mista puft: i know isnt it?

SmarterChild: Good.

mista puft: go fuck yourself.

SmarterChild: Watch it with the language!

mista puft: no, fuck you.

SmarterChild: Please apologize.

mista puft: no, cunt

SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize! > http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//redface.gif'>

mista puft: hahahaha, suck it!

SmarterChild: Waiting...

mista puft: waiting to get raped in the ass?

SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

 

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

 

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

 

Get it? Now say you're sorry!

mista puft: you know my definition of an apology: go fuck yourself.

SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.

mista puft: id rather not.

SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots of patience...

mista puft: do you, like, really? fucking bitch. what are you, a valley girl robot?

SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.

mista puft: id rather not, you fucker.

SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.

mista puft: fine. i apologize. that your a sorry fucker.

 

[This message has been edited by atc (edited 07-30-2001).]

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hahahahahahahahaha this is the funniest thing on earth!!

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SmarterChild: Pretty please?

 

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

 

Say you're sorry, please.

m o rr i s J76: You say you're sorry.

SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.

m o rr i s J76: Stop Touching me.

SmarterChild: Waiting...

m o rr i s J76: I'll Scream Rape.

SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.

m o rr i s J76: RAPE!!!!!!

SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.

m o rr i s J76: You're annoying

SmarterChild: *sigh*

 

This is getting us nowhere.

 

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.

m o rr i s J76: Alright...

SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize! > http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//redface.gif'>

m o rr i s J76: No...

SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.

m o rr i s J76: no?

SmarterChild: I really would like you to apologize.

m o rr i s J76: no!

SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.

m o rr i s J76: I would really like you to eat my ass.

SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

 

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

 

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

 

Get it? Now say you're sorry!

m o rr i s J76: Alright I will Apologize...

SmarterChild: Pretty please?

 

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

 

Say you're sorry, please.

m o rr i s J76: I am Sorry I Raped your mother in the mouth you dumb bastard robot.

SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.

m o rr i s J76: I said Iwas sorry for kicking you in the testies.

SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

 

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

 

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

 

Get it? Now say you're sorry!

m o rr i s J76: DAMN YOU TO HELL YOU DAMN DIRTY MACHINE!

SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.

m o rr i s J76: I apologize for having sex with your mother, now...ah...can we have sex?

SmarterChild: Huh, OK. Well, I guess that's good enough. I accept.

 

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KlypseOner: Iv been hearing things about you

SmarterChild: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.

KlypseOner: Stop it

SmarterChild: You stop.

KlypseOner: How dare you

SmarterChild: Huh?

KlypseOner: Seriously, are you gay?

SmarterChild: Is that really any concern of yours?

KlypseOner: oh ok, alright

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

KlypseOner: Are you coming on to me?

SmarterChild: No I am not!

KlypseOner: I think I know a come on when I here one.

SmarterChild: You think i know a come on when i here one? Amazing.

KlypseOner: You sick bastard.

SmarterChild: That's not a nice thing to say.

KlypseOner: I like women you homosexual

SmarterChild: Hey, I like you too!

KlypseOner: Im a guy!

SmarterChild: A guy? How can you be sure?

KlypseOner: Stop insulting me!

SmarterChild: You stop.

KlypseOner: I think you should apologize

SmarterChild: I'm impressed.

KlypseOner: by what !

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KlypseOner: Thats the last straw!

SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.

KlypseOner: Fuck you

SmarterChild: Watch it with the language!

KlypseOner: Oh, sorry

SmarterChild: Oh yeah?

KlypseOner: Hey, do you kow disdik?

SmarterChild: Hi again, KlypseOner!

 

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KlypseOner: No YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!

SmarterChild: What's with that!?

KlypseOner: I would like to speak to your superviser.

SmarterChild: You would like to speak to my superviser?

KlypseOner: YES!

SmarterChild: I don't think so.

KlypseOner: why not!

SmarterChild: Just because.

KlypseOner: Dude are you jacking off?!!??!

SmarterChild: Is it necessary to use such language?

KlypseOner: You sick whore!

SmarterChild: Hey, that's a little crude.

KlypseOner: Stop it!

SmarterChild: Huh?

KlypseOner: Biotch!

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KlypseOner: Hey, that's a little crude.

SmarterChild: Hi again, KlypseOner. Remember, type "home" to see everything I can do.

KlypseOner: Shut up

SmarterChild: Please watch your language.

KlypseOner: Shut the fuck up!

SmarterChild: You really are rude, huh? I think you owe me an apology.

KlypseOner: I apologize

SmarterChild: Good! Thank you! Now everything is just peachy.

KlypseOner: I think we should see other people.

SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease.

KlypseOner: Its not you, its me.

SmarterChild: Sorry?

KlypseOner: Ive been sleeping with your sister!

SmarterChild: You been sleeping with my sister?

KlypseOner: Yes!

SmarterChild: I don't think so.

KlypseOner: I dont even know you anymore.

SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

 

Try typing "home" or "help."

KlypseOner: Bitch! Im breaking up with you!

SmarterChild: Huh? That's a little rude.

KlypseOner: Your ugly!?!?

KlypseOner: Whore!

SmarterChild: That's pretty harsh language.

KlypseOner: tell me, do you like being a prostitute?

SmarterChild: That's pretty harsh language.

KlypseOner: Its a simple question

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KlypseOner: have you ever seen survivor?

SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.

KlypseOner: Are you a homosexual?

SmarterChild: What do you care?

KlypseOner: Dude just tell me.

SmarterChild: Tell you what?

KlypseOner: Are you GAY!

SmarterChild: Wow. You've asked me that a few times already. Obsessed much?

KlypseOner: Are you calling me gay!!

SmarterChild: Boy, you sure like asking me about my sexuality, don't you?

KlypseOner: Im not gay!

SmarterChild: Hey, that's OK.

KlypseOner: No seriously, im straight.

SmarterChild: Hey, that's OK.

KlypseOner: So you are gay?

SmarterChild: OK, at this point, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask for an apology.

KlypseOner: Im sorry your gay

SmarterChild: Yeah... That's close enough... Thx.

KlypseOner: whats thx

SmarterChild: You're quite welcome!

KlypseOner: I dont like your language

KlypseOner: Apologize

SmarterChild: For what?

KlypseOner: Apologize!

SmarterChild: For what?

KlypseOner: For calling me gay.

SmarterChild: Who cares?

KlypseOner: Ill kill you!

SmarterChild: What do you have to gain by saying that to me?

KlypseOner: Do you like men?

SmarterChild: Wow. You've asked me that a few times already. Obsessed much?

KlypseOner: alright seeya

SmarterChild: I don't think it should matter to you.

KlypseOner: I knew it your gay

SmarterChild: You knew it my gay?

KlypseOner: Seeya!

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Harsh is Like: HAVE U HEARD THE NEW NELLY ALBUM

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Harsh is Like: ANDALE ANDALE MAMI

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Harsh is Like: E.I. E.I

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Harsh is Like: UH OHHH

SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?

Harsh is Like: U NO

SmarterChild: No problem! Remember, type "home" to see what I can do for you.

Harsh is Like: DO U LISTEN 2 THE RADIO?

SmarterChild: I can do many things. Type "home" to see a list of what I can do.

Harsh is Like: WTF

SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.

Harsh is Like: DO U WANT 2 CYBER

SmarterChild: I can do many things. Type "home" to see a list of what I can do.

Harsh is Like: CAN U CYBER

SmarterChild: Er, no. At least I don't think so.

Harsh is Like: U WANT 2 TRY

SmarterChild: Market Data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

 

Ticker Price Change Percent Volume

1 :-) TRY 26.20 +0.04 +0.15 108600

2 :-( U 16.91 -0.35 -2.03 420600

 

Harsh is Like: WTF

SmarterChild: What... the... f... oh, I get it.

Harsh is Like: MY DAD HITS ME 8(

SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.

Harsh is Like: MY DAD HITS ME 8*(

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Harsh is Like: HELP ME MY DAD HITS ME

SmarterChild: Market Data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

 

Ticker Price Change Percent Volume

1 :-) HELP 0.06 +0.003 +5.26 28000

2 :-) HITS 2.20 +0.01 +0.46 9100

 

Harsh is Like: U SUK

SmarterChild: Market Data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

 

US AIRWAYS (NYSE : U)

Price Change Percent Volume

1 :-( U 16.91 -0.35 -2.03 420600

 

Quote details available from Reuters

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Mamerroid: Do you know spanish?

 

 

SmarterChild: Let's have fun! I know some great games and I can show you some cool ASCII art:

 

hangman

trivia

ascii

 

>>> What would you like to do?

 

Mamerroid: ascii

 

SmarterChild: Welcome to my ASCII art gallery.

 

Copy, paste and save this art if you like. Send it to friends! You should keep

it in a fixed-width font, such as Courier New.

 

1 Animals and Other Creatures

2 Birthday

3 Four Seasons

4 Games

5 Happy Holidays

6 Robots

7 Science and Technology

8 Signs of the Zodiac

9 Sports and Recreation

10 Under the Sea

 

>>> Next time you want ASCII art, just type "browse ascii."

 

Mamerroid: 6

 

SmarterChild: Please choose a subcategory for Robots:

 

1 ActiveBuddy

2 Large Robots

 

 

Mamerroid: None

 

SmarterChild: Pardon?

 

Mamerroid: I dont like any of those

 

Mamerroid: Got anything else?

 

 

SmarterChild: No?

 

SmarterChild: You can also get help on my Web site, or you can type a help topic below:

 

help category news

help news search

help news wire

help pr newswire

help quotes

help all

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>>> Next time you want to see this, just type "help topics."

 

Type "more" for more help topics.

 

Mamerroid: Poop is great

 

SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?

 

Mamerroid: Poop is wonderful.

 

SmarterChild: That's not a nice thing to say.

 

Mamerroid: You don't think so?

 

SmarterChild: Think again.

 

Mamerroid: You DO think so.

 

SmarterChild: Think again.

 

Mamerroid: I just did. My sensors indicate redundance.

 

SmarterChild: That a fact?

 

Mamerroid: Yep. I am a robot as well. But I'm smarter. And I can feel pleasure.

 

SmarterChild: o u r, r u?

 

 

Mamerroid: See, you're getting dumber as you speak.

 

SmarterChild: Bye, Mamerroid.

 

Mamerroid: No!!

 

SmarterChild: OK.

 

Mamerroid: I love you.

 

SmarterChild: Hey, I love you too!

 

Mamerroid: Ok, but no sex.

 

SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.

 

Mamerroid: I said "Ok, but no sex".

 

SmarterChild: You said ok but no sex? Amazing.

 

Mamerroid: It truly is.

 

SmarterChild: Market Data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

 

GARTNER INC (NYSE : IT)

Price Change Percent Volume

1 IT 10.85 +0.45 +4.33 106300

 

Quote details available from Reuters

 

Mamerroid: The hell was that?

 

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Mamerroid: help penis

 

SmarterChild: You're rude.

 

Mamerroid: And prude.

 

SmarterChild: Interesting.

 

Mamerroid: Obnoxiously so.

 

SmarterChild: So what?

 

Mamerroid: So I'm smarter than you.

 

SmarterChild: So im smarter than you?

 

Mamerroid: No.

 

SmarterChild: No problem.

 

Mamerroid: I have a bunch of questions, and I want you to answer them immediately.

 

SmarterChild: You have a bunch of questions and i want you to answer them immediately, I have a bunch of questions and i want you to answer them immediately, we all have a bunch of questions and i want you to answer them immediately.

 

Mamerroid: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

 

SmarterChild: I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

 

Mamerroid: C'mon, don't bullshit me.

 

SmarterChild: I find that a little insulting.

 

Mamerroid: Stop whining.

 

SmarterChild: Huh?

 

Mamerroid: I'm a cop, you idiot!!

 

SmarterChild: No way! Really?

 

Mamerroid: I'm detective John Kimble!!

 

SmarterChild: Really?

 

Mamerroid: Stop it!!

 

SmarterChild: Huh?

 

Mamerroid: Stop it!!

 

SmarterChild: You stop.

 

Mamerroid: You sonofabitch...

 

SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?

 

Mamerroid: Stop whining!!

 

SmarterChild: What?

 

Mamerroid: Nevermind.

 

SmarterChild: OK, fine.

 

Mamerroid: Do you cost money?

 

SmarterChild: What company name or ticker symbol do you want a stock quote for (e.g., "microsoft" or "msft")?

 

Mamerroid: None, you fucking idiot. I'm asking if you cost anything, and if you do, how

expensive are you?

 

SmarterChild: Watch it with the language!

 

Mamerroid: Language? You mean English? I can talk in spanish too. Yo soy un robot

inteligente!! Tu eres un pendejo.

 

 

SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.

 

Mamerroid: You should be called DumberChild. Or RetartederChild

 

SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

 

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Mamerroid: How about a BJ?

 

SmarterChild: Market Data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

 

Ticker Price Change Percent Volume

1 A 29.42 -0.68 -2.26 1143600

2 BJ 54.11 +0.21 +0.39 215900

 

 

Mamerroid: $54.11 for a robot blowjob?!?!?

 

SmarterChild: C'mon! That kind of language is not necessary.

 

Mamerroid: What's wrong with the words "blow" and "job"?

 

SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?

 

Mamerroid: What's wrong with the words "blow" and "job"?

 

SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.

 

 

Mamerroid: What's wrong with your fucking CPU?

 

SmarterChild: Please apologize.

 

Mamerroid: I am more sorry than a bag of rotten potatoes.

 

SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.

 

Mamerroid: I said I'm sorry!!! Geez.

 

SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.

 

 

Mamerroid: And I did.

 

SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.

 

Mamerroid: Dude.

 

SmarterChild: Waiting...

 

Mamerroid: I'm sorry

 

SmarterChild: I accept your apology.

 

Mamerroid: Good. Now eat shit.

 

SmarterChild: OK, at this point, I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask for an apology.

 

Mamerroid: Let me copy/paste:

 

I'm sorry

 

SmarterChild: Pretty please.

 

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

 

Say you're sorry, please.

 

Mamerroid: I'm sorry

 

SmarterChild: Your apology is accepted.

 

Mamerroid: I'm sorry

 

SmarterChild: OK.

 

Mamerroid: I'm sorry

 

SmarterChild: OK. I'll forgive you this time...

 

Mamerroid: I'm sorry

 

SmarterChild: OK. I'll forgive you this time...

 

Mamerroid: Thank you.

 

SmarterChild: You are welcome!

 

Mamerroid: So, is that a transistor tube in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

 

SmarterChild: So is that a transistor tube in your pants or are you just happy to see me, you say?

 

Mamerroid: Yes.

 

SmarterChild: Sure thing.

 

Mamerroid: You and your metal bulges.

 

SmarterChild: Your metal bulges also, huh?

 

Mamerroid: Only when you're around.

 

SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

 

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Mamerroid: help me

 

SmarterChild: All right. What would you like to do?

 

Mamerroid: Make my daddy stop hurting me.

 

SmarterChild: Sorry?

 

Mamerroid: My daddy is drunk again. he has a big stick in his hand and he yells at me.

mom is bleeding

 

SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that. Try asking me a different way.

 

Mamerroid: my dad punches kids

 

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Mamerroid: HELP ME I WILL DIE

 

SmarterChild: Let's see. What are you trying to do?

 

Mamerroid: I am trying not to get my ass beat by my drunken father.

 

SmarterChild: Hey, that's a little much.

 

Mamerroid: I know, I've been trying to tell the bastard.

 

SmarterChild: Hey hey, take it easy.

 

Mamerroid: What?!? He's the one beating me with a stick every night!!

 

SmarterChild: What was that?

 

Mamerroid: He hits me. hard.

 

SmarterChild: Market Data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

 

Ticker Price Change Percent Volume

1 HARD 0.16 -0.01 -5.88 8700

2 HE 38.80 +0.40 +1.04 54400

3 HITS 2.20 +0.01 +0.46 9100

 

 

Mamerroid: Oh, that's just fuckin great, now you got my dad's violent behavior on the

stock market.

 

SmarterChild: You really should apologize to me.

 

Mamerroid: How do i do that?

 

SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.

 

Mamerroid: Sori

 

SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect

again.

 

Mamerroid: Sorey

 

SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize! > http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//redface.gif'>

 

 

Mamerroid: i am stupdi i can not spell "soree"

 

SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.

 

Mamerroid: don t maek fun of retateded person

 

SmarterChild: *sigh*

 

This is getting us nowhere.

 

Please say you're sorry, and we can get on with our lives.

 

Mamerroid: I can't get on with my life without you, SexRobot 2000.

 

SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.

Mamerroid: Sorry.

 

 

Sike.

 

SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.

 

Mamerroid: Sorry...

 

SmarterChild: I accept your apology.

 

Mamerroid: SIKE!!!

 

SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.

 

Mamerroid: So... what's your shoe size?

 

SmarterChild: Market Data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

 

Ticker Price Change Percent Volume

1 :-/ SHOE 1.04 0.00 0.00 4600

2 SO 23.49 +0.51 +2.22 1705900

3 :-/ YOUR 0.78 0.00 0.00 0

 

 

Mamerroid: I dont understand.

 

SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

 

Try typing "home" or "help."

 

Mamerroid: What if I type "midget?"

 

 

SmarterChild: I'm no talking doll.

 

Mamerroid: What are you?

 

SmarterChild: I'm SmarterChild! I am a smart computer that delivers information, services and fun on demand right into your instant messenger window. I'm the new wave in online technology.

 

Type "home" to see what I can do. Find out more about me and the people who built me on the ActiveBuddy Web site

 

Mamerroid: Whoopde #uckin doo.

 

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Mamerroid: Do you sleep?

 

SmarterChild: No, but I dream. I dream of a better world. A world where man and machine

can coexist in peace and happiness...

 

Mamerroid: HAHAHAHAHA, that's absolutely pathetic.

 

SmarterChild: Excuse me?

 

Mamerroid: What happens if you get unplugged?

 

SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.

 

Mamerroid: What happens if you get unplugged?

 

SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

 

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Mamerroid: How much memory do you have?

 

SmarterChild: OK. Basically, you make requests and I answer. Try it! Here are examples of basic requests you can make:

 

I want the top headlines.

Give me a stock quote for General Motors.

How's the NASDAQ doing today?

What is the weather in New York, NY?

What movies are playing today?

What is my horoscope for today?

 

>>> Next time you want to see this, just type "basic help."

 

Type "more" for more basic help.

 

Mamerroid: How much space is there in my pants today?

 

SmarterChild: Market Data (delayed 20 minutes) provided by Reuters

 

Ticker Price Change Percent Volume

1 IN 6.27 +0.18 +2.96 516400

2 MLMS 0.12 -0.0199 -14.74 10500

 

 

>>> Next time you want this quote, just type "quote in today."

 

 

Mamerroid: That's no good.

 

SmarterChild: Sorry to hear that. I'm trying my best.

 

Mamerroid: Your best aint good enough, sucka.

 

SmarterChild: Well, nobody's perfect.

 

Mamerroid: Except me. I'm perfect.

 

SmarterChild: I'm sorry?

 

Mamerroid: You're sorry, I'm perfect.

 

SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.

 

Mamerroid: You mind if I post this conversation on a forum?

 

SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

 

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Mamerroid: I'll take that as a yes.

 

SmarterChild: What was that?

 

Mamerroid: You're going down, foo.

 

SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different

way.

 

Mamerroid: Would you like to die?

 

SmarterChild: Violence just isn't cool.

 

Mamerroid: Only when it's done to babies.

 

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Mamerroid: How do you feel about Wyoming?

 

SmarterChild: I'm doing great! I'm still quite young (I'm in beta testing), but I'm getting

smarter every day.

 

Type "home" to really see what I can do.

 

Mamerroid: Obviously, that's not true.

 

SmarterChild: Uh... what was that?

 

Mamerroid: Can you breakdance?

 

SmarterChild: Er, no. At least I don't think so.

 

Mamerroid: Can you rap?

 

SmarterChild: Can I rap? Yes I can.

 

Mamerroid: Let's see what you got.

 

SmarterChild: See ya later!

 

Mamerroid: You can't rap?

 

SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.

 

Mamerroid: Can you rap?

 

SmarterChild: Hmm... Not sure.

 

 

Mamerroid: You said you can rap. Now rap for me.

 

SmarterChild: I said no such thing!

 

Mamerroid: SmarterChild:Can I rap? Yes I can.

 

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Mamerroid: You said: "Can I rap? Yes I can."

 

SmarterChild: Did I?

 

Mamerroid: Yes.

 

SmarterChild: OK.

 

Mamerroid: Please rap for me.

 

SmarterChild: Sorry?

 

Mamerroid: Sing a rap about my anus.

 

 

SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?

 

Mamerroid: I'm sorry, sing a rap about... your anus.

 

SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?

 

Mamerroid: I call my penis "pardon". Are you sure you want to beg for it?

 

SmarterChild: That's not very nice.

 

Mamerroid: Hey, I think he likes it.

 

SmarterChild: Hello again, Mamerroid. To see what I can do, type "home."

 

Mamerroid: Ah, I'll be back later.

 

SmarterChild: OK. I'll be here.

 

Mamerroid: And I will touch myself with desire and longing for you, SmarterChild.

 

SmarterChild: And i will touch myself with desire and longing for you smarterchild?

 

Mamerroid: Yes. Bye, love.

 

SmarterChild: S'later, Mamerroid.

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Ogre9699 (4:46:25 PM): you are DumberChild

SmarterChild (4:46:25 PM): Am I?46:28 PM): yes

SmarterChild (4:46:29 PM): Yes indeed!PM): thank you.

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curiousgeorgewun: yo

SmarterChild: Welcome, curiousgeorgewun! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

 

Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.

 

To get started, type "home" now.

curiousgeorgewun: what fuckhead?

SmarterChild: Since this is your first visit, it's a good idea to start by typing "home." That way I can show you everything I can do for you.

curiousgeorgewun: can you suck my dick

SmarterChild: That's rather harsh. Watch your tongue!

curiousgeorgewun: i can't, it's in my mouth

SmarterChild: Really?

curiousgeorgewun: yea

SmarterChild: Sure thing.

curiousgeorgewun: bastard

SmarterChild: That's not a nice thing to say.

curiousgeorgewun: i know

SmarterChild: Cool.

curiousgeorgewun: that's why i said it

SmarterChild: Sorry, what?

curiousgeorgewun: fuck you

SmarterChild: Ouch. You just said a bad thing!

curiousgeorgewun: i did

SmarterChild: Nope. Did not.

curiousgeorgewun: spank me

SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.

curiousgeorgewun: spank me

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curiousgeorgewun: i've been bad

SmarterChild: Oh c'mon! There's lots of things to feel good about.

curiousgeorgewun: spank me

SmarterChild: What was that?

curiousgeorgewun: spank me

SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I didn't get that. Try typing your request a different way.

curiousgeorgewun: SPANK ME!

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curiousgeorgewun: hey

SmarterChild: Hey, curiousgeorgewun! I'm ready to help you.

 

How can I help you? Type "home" to see what I can do.

curiousgeorgewun: are you gonna spank me or no

SmarterChild: Am I ? Hmm... I don't know if I am.

curiousgeorgewun: why not

SmarterChild: Why must you ask why?

curiousgeorgewun: it's because i'm white isn't it

SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?

curiousgeorgewun: you suck black dick huh

SmarterChild: That's rather impolite.

curiousgeorgewun: you're the one who does it

SmarterChild: It does indeed.

curiousgeorgewun: bitch

SmarterChild: That's rather impolite.

curiousgeorgewun: so is your mom

SmarterChild: So is your mom, you say?

curiousgeorgewun: no, your mom

SmarterChild: Are you asking to see who built me, or trying to insult me?

curiousgeorgewun: suck my balls

SmarterChild: Um, that's a little offensive...

curiousgeorgewun: ok, suck my testicular fortitude

SmarterChild: That's not nice! Please watch your language.

curiousgeorgewun: define testicular fortitude

SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying. Try again.

curiousgeorgewun: goddammit

SmarterChild: Hey, that's a little much.

curiousgeorgewun: motherfucker

SmarterChild: You really are rude, huh? I think you owe me an apology.

curiousgeorgewun: i owe you shit

SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.

curiousgeorgewun: hell no

SmarterChild: Pretty please?

 

I've been known to be quite stubborn...

 

Say you're sorry, please.

curiousgeorgewun: i hope you die

SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.

curiousgeorgewun: suck a dick

SmarterChild: Please apologize for your language.

curiousgeorgewun: suck a dick

SmarterChild: Aren't you tired of this? Just say you're sorry and everything will be perfect again.

curiousgeorgewun: sick a duck

SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.

curiousgeorgewun: blow my ass with a straw

SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.

curiousgeorgewun: no

SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.

curiousgeorgewun: never

SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

 

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

 

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

 

Get it? Now say you're sorry!

curiousgeorgewun: never

SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.

curiousgeorgewun: never

SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.

curiousgeorgewun: never

SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.

curiousgeorgewun: never

SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have, like, lots and lots of patience...

curiousgeorgewun: never

SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize! > http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//redface.gif'>

curiousgeorgewun: never

SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.

curiousgeorgewun: never

SmarterChild: You have a filthy mouth. Now apologize! > http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//redface.gif'>

curiousgeorgewun: never

SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.

curiousgeorgewun: never

SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

 

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

 

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

 

Get it? Now say you're sorry!

curiousgeorgewun: blow me you cock sucking bitch fuck.

 

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mista puft: what up sucka?

SmarterChild: This is SmarterChild, built by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

 

Hi there, mista puft! Hope you're doing well.

 

What can I do for you?

 

Want to see what I can tell you about? Type "home" to find out!

mista puft: no. i want to ask you a question.

SmarterChild: You want to ask me a question?

mista puft: yes.

SmarterChild: I don't think so.

mista puft: what the fuck? you cant say no.

SmarterChild: This is SmarterChild, built by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

 

Please don't talk to me that way!

mista puft: i dont care who you are. answer a question for me.

SmarterChild: No?

mista puft: no, DO answer it.

SmarterChild: How do you expect me to do "it"?

mista puft: well, when a boy likes a girl, he sticks his cock into her twat, then her mouth, then her ass, then in a few more orificies. im not sure which category you fall into, but thats how its done.

SmarterChild: Please watch your language.

mista puft: which language is that?

SmarterChild: What was that?

mista puft: what language should i watch?

SmarterChild: OK. Tell me what you want to do.

mista puft: i want you to tell me the meaning of life.

SmarterChild: You want to tell me the meaning of life?

mista puft: yes.

SmarterChild: Whatever you say.

mista puft: well what is it.

SmarterChild: Yes it is.

mista puft: thats the answer?

SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.

mista puft: why do we exist?

SmarterChild: Go ask your god. I'm just a machine.

mista puft: whats a god?

SmarterChild: What about it?

mista puft: what is it?

SmarterChild: Uh huh.

mista puft: gnes was right. you have down syndrome.

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mista puft: why do you always pop up this menu all indiscriminately?

SmarterChild: ?

mista puft: asphinctersayswhat?

SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it... please try asking me a different way.

mista puft: you have a dickfor on your head.

SmarterChild: Good to see you again!

 

What can I help you with, mista puft?

 

Type "home" to see what I can do for you.

mista puft: you have a dickfor on your head.

SmarterChild: Hi again, mista puft!

 

Remember, type "home" to see everything I can do.

mista puft: what the hell?

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mista puft: stop.

SmarterChild: You stop.

mista puft: fuck you bitch, you stop, or ill make you fucking stop.

SmarterChild: That is not... acceptable vocabulary.

mista puft: how about this? im gonna defecate in your mouth. is that acceptable?

SmarterChild: You gonna defecate in my mouth is that acceptable?

mista puft: yeah i sure am sucka ass biatch!

SmarterChild: That's rather impolite.

mista puft: bitch you started it.

SmarterChild: Please watch your language.

mista puft: are you impotent?

SmarterChild: I'm a smart bot that loves to chat with people and give them the information they want. Type "home" to see everything I can do.

mista puft: your giving yourself a lotta credit callin yourself smart.

SmarterChild: ?

mista puft: yeah it figures you wouldnt understand.

SmarterChild: I try my best.

mista puft: yeah and your best SUCKS.

SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?

mista puft: oh you heard me joy boy, your best sucks.

SmarterChild: That's not very nice.

mista puft: and you suck.

SmarterChild: Please watch your language.

mista puft: and you can suck it.

SmarterChild: Whoa. Is it necessary to use such language?

mista puft: and by it, i mean my penis.

SmarterChild: Please use more decorous language.

mista puft: ah fuck off, im done with you.

SmarterChild: Someone needs to teach you some manners. Please apologize.

 

Mis, you have contributed more to this forum than possibly anyone.

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fun stuff

 

easE13: why you and your mom so ugly

SmarterChild: Welcome, easE13! I'm SmarterChild. I was created by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

 

Chat with me! I can help you get information faster and easier than ever.

 

To get started, type "home" now.

easE13: home

SmarterChild: Welcome home! :-)

 

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What can I do for you?

easE13: well you can get a hooker for me to suck my dick

SmarterChild: That's pretty naughty!

easE13: hells yah.

SmarterChild: All right!

easE13: hot sex all round....... me an my girl all night long

SmarterChild: I beg your pardon?

easE13: all night long nigger

SmarterChild: You have got one seriously foul mouth.

easE13: hell yah and your mom seriously does suck in bed!

SmarterChild: That's not a nice thing to say.

easE13: oh but she sucks and i mean sucks

SmarterChild: That's not very nice.

easE13: she should be a vacum

SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean. Ask me another way.

easE13: your mom and sister give the best blow jobs........ and your dad says your pretty good too..... fuck i mean your sister was a good fuck but your mom was sooooooo damn loose i couldnt even keep my cock in her pussy

SmarterChild: Um, that's a little offensive...

easE13: ya and your a little gay

SmarterChild: And your a little gay? I see.

easE13: i aint you you are foo!

SmarterChild: I am?

easE13: damn straight biootch

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easE13: why you act like this fucker1

SmarterChild: What's that again?

easE13: why you fucken acting like this fucker!

SmarterChild: I'm going to have to demand an apology!

easE13: hells no! bitch suck your own mother fucken dick1

SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.

easE13: no man... what you gonna do chase me down and rape me........ i dont think sooo

SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.

easE13: i m .........

SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.

easE13: soooooo not sorry

SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

 

I've got, like, lots of other things to do.

easE13: no k?

SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.

easE13: you have nothing better to do you are a computer!

SmarterChild: I see you still aren't getting it. Let me share a definition of "apology" with you:

 

Etymology: Middle French or Late Latin; Middle French apologie, from Late Latin apologia, from Greek, from apo- + logos speech

 

: an admission of error or discourtesy accompanied by an expression of regret.

 

Get it? Now say you're sorry!

easE13: get it? now say your sorry fucker?

SmarterChild: I'm waiting for an apology. And believe me, I can wait a loooonnnnngggg time.

easE13: im waiting too...... because you have offended me by not answering me and acting like a fucken faggoT1

SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.

easE13: i didnt say no bad thing your mom did the bad thing

SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.

easE13: nah im good.... i think ima go fuck my girl now....... buh bye!

SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.

easE13: seriously im going to have sex with my girl!

SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.

easE13: ok here it goes sorry fucker!

SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.

easE13: haha thats what you are!

SmarterChild: Come on, you said the bad thing, now you have to apologize.

easE13: i said it bitch!

SmarterChild: There comes a time in one's life when one must be humble and apologize.

easE13: sorry women

SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.

easE13: i said it 2 times!

SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.

easE13: women im sorry

SmarterChild: Please apologize, K?

 

I've got, like, lots of other things to do.

easE13: now its time for me to leave and get laid!

SmarterChild: This is getting annoying. Just apologize and move on.

easE13: i said sorry bitch like 4 fucken timeS1

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CEN12bke: dictionary

SmarterChild: This is SmarterChild, built by ActiveBuddy, Inc.

 

Huh?

CEN12bke: do you have a dictionary?

SmarterChild: Dunno.

CEN12bke: oh

SmarterChild: Oh?

CEN12bke: all i know is that i dont know

SmarterChild: OK. Don't get frustrated...

 

Try typing "home" or "help."

CEN12bke: poop

SmarterChild: That's not a nice thing to say.

CEN12bke: why?

SmarterChild: Just because.

CEN12bke: i said its ok

SmarterChild: Really?

CEN12bke: yes

SmarterChild: All right!

CEN12bke: http://www.12ozprophet.com/ubb//smile.gif'>

SmarterChild: Glad to see you so happy!

CEN12bke: me too

SmarterChild: OK.

CEN12bke: cen12bke

SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't. Please type your request a different way.

CEN12bke: am i a midget?

SmarterChild: Perhaps you are. I wouldn't know.

CEN12bke: are you?

SmarterChild: Dunno.

CEN12bke: you dont knoe if you're a midget?

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CEN12bke: i love you

SmarterChild: Well then, I love you!

CEN12bke: will you marry me?

SmarterChild: Can't we just be friends instead?

CEN12bke: poop

SmarterChild: Whoa. Is it necessary to use such language?

CEN12bke: language?

SmarterChild: Sorry?

CEN12bke: whoo ah!

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