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MY NEW JOB RULES....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Abracadabra, Apr 16, 2002.

  1. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    i am, at this very moment, sitting at my desk checkin out 12 oz smoking a cigarette. that's right. smoking a cigarette at my desk. you wish you were me.
     
  2. sectorTVA

    sectorTVA Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 8, 2000 Messages: 1,272 Likes Received: 1
  3. KASTsystem

    KASTsystem Member

    Joined: Jul 3, 2001 Messages: 832 Likes Received: 0
    that sounds pretty cool (even though i don't smoke). you should try to crack open a beer too.
     
  4. footsoldier

    footsoldier Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2000 Messages: 1,885 Likes Received: 2
    nothin could top the job i got offered this summer as a Good Humor man, at the beach...i would an ice cream truck all day, and get paid between 6500-14000 for the summer to do it. they also said they didnt mind if i wore a shirt or shoes at all..haha...sounds perfect? it was....am i taking it? no. my roommate for the summer bailed on me and i don't feel like living down there alone...fuck my life.
     
  5. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    nah, beers are for friday nite after work.
     
  6. SHELLTOES

    SHELLTOES Member

    Joined: Feb 25, 2002 Messages: 499 Likes Received: 0
    nothing wrong with a few on the clock.
     
  7. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    im sick of all you kids with your office jobs. its fucking unjust. i hate everything

    except for things i, like which is a lot.

    argh. im going to get a job today...or at least apply for one. someday i will sit at a desk with a computer and my only job is to type things off of paper. oh man...i want a job like that...where i type things for a website or something. wow ill never get it thought because i dont know how.

    how do i find such office jobs? data entry stuff? anyone know? holy shit im gonna kill everyone...except for everyone which means no one at all! STARS FOR EVERYONE

    fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffire
     
  8. SHELLTOES

    SHELLTOES Member

    Joined: Feb 25, 2002 Messages: 499 Likes Received: 0
    is it a gold star?
     
  9. !CEBERG

    !CEBERG Member

    Joined: Apr 13, 2002 Messages: 444 Likes Received: 0
    fuck gold i want a silver one

    but since im gangster its platinum
     
  10. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    do you know how to talk a convincing load of shit? that's all i've ever done to get a job. i got my first tech support job with no experience whatsoever. i used a few buzz words and talked a load of twat, and next thing i know i'm watching free porn movies all day.
     
  11. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    i can talk computer shit till my ass turns into a football and a bunch of third graders decide to play a game with my buttox of glory.


    in other words...i think i can say some shit. but i just need help FINDING the places themselves. where do i look? im a dummy hee hee ASL?!?!?!?!

    -dangerface
     
  12. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    just check out any employment websites for your area and check the IT/customer service/administration type areas. you'll be in a suit and tie playing windows solitaire before you know it
     
  13. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    WOW I CANT WAIT TO BECOME A DIPSHIT!

    this is going to be breath taking.

    thanks for the tipface.
     
  14. Step8

    Step8 Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 25, 2000 Messages: 1,366 Likes Received: 8
    so do u need any sort of training or qualifications for these office jobs? i need a job like that! Manual labor is killing me, and with my egotistical attitude i feel i am above it.
     
  15. ODW

    ODW Member

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 462 Likes Received: 0
    my new job is sweet too. i drive around in a truck thats not mine delivering pizzas. all i do is drive and listen to the radio and make tips. honestly, i really like it. there were days last week where i was like "i wish i was at work right now." 2 weeks ago i was delivering to this trailer park and i past a layed up car and caught a JABER. its been layed up for awhile.
     
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