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MY NEW JOB RULES....

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Abracadabra, Apr 16, 2002.

  1. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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    MY NEW JOB RULES....

    Discussion started by Abracadabra - Apr 16, 2002

    i am, at this very moment, sitting at my desk checkin out 12 oz smoking a cigarette. that's right. smoking a cigarette at my desk. you wish you were me.
     
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    sectorTVA 12oz Senior Member

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    sectorTVA - Replied Apr 16, 2002

    indeed.....
     
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    KASTsystem - Replied Apr 16, 2002

    that sounds pretty cool (even though i don't smoke). you should try to crack open a beer too.
     
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    footsoldier - Replied Apr 16, 2002

    nothin could top the job i got offered this summer as a Good Humor man, at the beach...i would an ice cream truck all day, and get paid between 6500-14000 for the summer to do it. they also said they didnt mind if i wore a shirt or shoes at all..haha...sounds perfect? it was....am i taking it? no. my roommate for the summer bailed on me and i don't feel like living down there alone...fuck my life.
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Apr 16, 2002

    nah, beers are for friday nite after work.
     
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    SHELLTOES - Replied Apr 16, 2002

    nothing wrong with a few on the clock.
     
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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Apr 16, 2002

    im sick of all you kids with your office jobs. its fucking unjust. i hate everything

    except for things i, like which is a lot.

    argh. im going to get a job today...or at least apply for one. someday i will sit at a desk with a computer and my only job is to type things off of paper. oh man...i want a job like that...where i type things for a website or something. wow ill never get it thought because i dont know how.

    how do i find such office jobs? data entry stuff? anyone know? holy shit im gonna kill everyone...except for everyone which means no one at all! STARS FOR EVERYONE

    fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffire
     
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    SHELLTOES - Replied Apr 16, 2002

    is it a gold star?
     
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    !CEBERG - Replied Apr 16, 2002

    fuck gold i want a silver one

    but since im gangster its platinum
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Apr 16, 2002

    do you know how to talk a convincing load of shit? that's all i've ever done to get a job. i got my first tech support job with no experience whatsoever. i used a few buzz words and talked a load of twat, and next thing i know i'm watching free porn movies all day.
     
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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Apr 16, 2002

    i can talk computer shit till my ass turns into a football and a bunch of third graders decide to play a game with my buttox of glory.


    in other words...i think i can say some shit. but i just need help FINDING the places themselves. where do i look? im a dummy hee hee ASL?!?!?!?!

    -dangerface
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Apr 16, 2002

    just check out any employment websites for your area and check the IT/customer service/administration type areas. you'll be in a suit and tie playing windows solitaire before you know it
     
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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Apr 16, 2002

    WOW I CANT WAIT TO BECOME A DIPSHIT!

    this is going to be breath taking.

    thanks for the tipface.
     
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    Step8 - Replied Apr 16, 2002

    so do u need any sort of training or qualifications for these office jobs? i need a job like that! Manual labor is killing me, and with my egotistical attitude i feel i am above it.
     
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    ODW - Replied Apr 16, 2002

    my new job is sweet too. i drive around in a truck thats not mine delivering pizzas. all i do is drive and listen to the radio and make tips. honestly, i really like it. there were days last week where i was like "i wish i was at work right now." 2 weeks ago i was delivering to this trailer park and i past a layed up car and caught a JABER. its been layed up for awhile.
     
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