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MY NEW JOB RULES....

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i am, at this very moment, sitting at my desk checkin out 12 oz smoking a cigarette. that's right. smoking a cigarette at my desk. you wish you were me.

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nothin could top the job i got offered this summer as a Good Humor man, at the beach...i would an ice cream truck all day, and get paid between 6500-14000 for the summer to do it. they also said they didnt mind if i wore a shirt or shoes at all..haha...sounds perfect? it was....am i taking it? no. my roommate for the summer bailed on me and i don't feel like living down there alone...fuck my life.

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Originally posted by KASTsystem

you should try to crack open a beer too.

 

nah, beers are for friday nite after work.

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im sick of all you kids with your office jobs. its fucking unjust. i hate everything

 

except for things i, like which is a lot.

 

argh. im going to get a job today...or at least apply for one. someday i will sit at a desk with a computer and my only job is to type things off of paper. oh man...i want a job like that...where i type things for a website or something. wow ill never get it thought because i dont know how.

 

how do i find such office jobs? data entry stuff? anyone know? holy shit im gonna kill everyone...except for everyone which means no one at all! STARS FOR EVERYONE

 

fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffire

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Originally posted by Kr430n5_666

how do i find such office jobs? data entry stuff? anyone know?

 

do you know how to talk a convincing load of shit? that's all i've ever done to get a job. i got my first tech support job with no experience whatsoever. i used a few buzz words and talked a load of twat, and next thing i know i'm watching free porn movies all day.

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i can talk computer shit till my ass turns into a football and a bunch of third graders decide to play a game with my buttox of glory.

 

 

in other words...i think i can say some shit. but i just need help FINDING the places themselves. where do i look? im a dummy hee hee ASL?!?!?!?!

 

-dangerface

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just check out any employment websites for your area and check the IT/customer service/administration type areas. you'll be in a suit and tie playing windows solitaire before you know it

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so do u need any sort of training or qualifications for these office jobs? i need a job like that! Manual labor is killing me, and with my egotistical attitude i feel i am above it.

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my new job is sweet too. i drive around in a truck thats not mine delivering pizzas. all i do is drive and listen to the radio and make tips. honestly, i really like it. there were days last week where i was like "i wish i was at work right now." 2 weeks ago i was delivering to this trailer park and i past a layed up car and caught a JABER. its been layed up for awhile.

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC

just check out any employment websites for your area and check the IT/customer service/administration type areas. you'll be in a suit and tie playing windows solitaire before you know it

 

you sick sick poor person. haha. desk jobs. you damn suit.

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dam i wish i had that job. im a receptionist but in tha summer il be workin at john hine mazda dealership then in september air force here i come.

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Originally posted by bodice_ripper

I'd rather hook my clit ring up to a car battery than work an office job.

 

and she ain't lying.

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Originally posted by bodice_ripper

I'd rather hook my clit ring up to a car battery than work an office job.

 

it beats the old nipples and hot wax technique...

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Nah, I reserve my nipples for bigger things, ie

 

 

I'd rather suspend that same car battery from my nipple piercing than become a civil servant

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

ever notice that any woman working in a post office is invariably a harpy?

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i could never sit behind a desk...

i go to work get greasey and dirty

drink beer and smoke while working

drive around to get parts or collect money people owe us

wear a cool workshirt

and fuck with peoples rides all day long

i love my job

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Originally posted by TEAMWOLF

you sick sick poor person. haha. desk jobs. you damn suit.

 

i'm neither sick (well, maybe a little), poor (i'm paid baby), or wearing a suit. i've got a hoody and jeans on right now, with a marlboro sticking out of my mouth

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