Gunm Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 I'm currently applying to become a sperm donor. I used to think the idea of giving up my piping hot DNA was kinda immoral and more than a little freaky...I mean, how weird would it be to see someone who looked just like me 20 years from now? But, I think it will ensure my immortality in a way as my genes will live on in some families kid. That and if I qualify, i can donate 3 times a week, $75 a pop. Not a bad way to supplement my income eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 we have enough problems inthis world... haha we should open up a team handsome sperm bank, oh and a handsomettes egg bank as well we can breed an incredibly handsome race Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 I wanna be a sperm donor..what kinda shit is involved in the application process? I figure if I'm gunna do it anyways, might as well be paid, yahmean? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 that shit's a bitch to do... no drugs no sex a commitment - good luck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysBombin Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Well I don't do drugs, but no sex? What the fuck? How would they even know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveAustin Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 I've thought about donating as well...then I thought about a hundred different little me's running around and I got scared. I can't unleash that kind of infestation on society...it just wouldn't be right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 they can find out anything if they have access to the wangage anything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_El Mamerro Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 My brother did this 3 times a week for the few months Ricky Martin was famous. Latino sperm was in demand, and he made bank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunTimePartyTeam Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Thats funny mams. Id like to do this, just for the only the fittest type instinct. If I had mad kids through different women, its almost like Im an Alpha-Man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 22, 2006 Author Share Posted March 22, 2006 Originally posted by count chocula@Mar 22 2006, 06:02 PM they can find out anything if they have access to the wangage anything Quoted post like...what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jackson Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Haha, yea it is the ultimate way to have loads of kids on the cheap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THANKYOU Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 you get $75 fucking bucks a session and can go up to 3 times a week to jerk off in a cup? i love jerking off and if i could get paid for it, that would be ill... ill have like 2 billion crazy kids out there... i need to go sign up for real Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Originally posted by count chocula@Mar 22 2006, 09:51 AM that shit's a bitch to do... no drugs no sex a commitment - good luck Quoted post im seriously thinking of doing this shit 75$ a session? 3 times a week? thats an extra 225$ of income, im getting to the point where i might just take that up but the no sex and no drugs, thats the ying to that yang or whatever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nyarlathotep Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 hmmmm 75 bucks ya say Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 22, 2006 Author Share Posted March 22, 2006 yeah....$75 bucks a session...usually 3 times a week So, do they do the whole drug screening thing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 If they pay that much for guys, I wonder what I could get for a couple of ova... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 22, 2006 Author Share Posted March 22, 2006 ^^ About $5000-6000 per egg I have heard upwards of $30-40 if you become a surrogate mother Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the shitz Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 my aunt was willing to paythis women 50000 dollars to have a baby for her. Needless to say, we said it was a bad idea and told her it would fuck up her kid. but 50000$........id do it, i dont care that i dont have an ova! its happpening Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Sounds like a great deal, until 18 years later and some kid knocks on your door wondering where all his past birthday presents are and how fucked up he is because of you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 yeah- and they put you through like 2 months of screening before you get paid *sperm donors Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 "piping hot DNA" wow. :rolleyes: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiliStCynical Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 I couldn't be a surrogate mother. Ever. There would just be too much emotional attachment. But, I only intend to have 1 kid so I've got a couple of eggs to spare. Hey LENS, do you have a website for this shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Dude you can have sex you just cant bust for 2 days prior to the session i saw some dude on mtv he wanted to be a cage fighter and had to do it to get extra income to pay for training Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 i cant have kids out there that dont know their daddy. its just too messed up. ive smoked far too many els my sperm are probably mad fucked up god Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted March 22, 2006 Author Share Posted March 22, 2006 Originally posted by LiliStCynical@Mar 22 2006, 07:36 PM Hey LENS, do you have a website for this shit? Quoted post here: http://www.cryobank.com :ballcap: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 half shark-alligator half man Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KRONOLOGIK Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 I tittie fucked my girl and donated her a lovely pearl necklace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 As long as they rotate out there porn, 3 time a week at $75, sounds sweet! I may get on this. Can you scan in the applacation for us to see, or give us some of the questions. Hello Edit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hulk hogan Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 i think new regulations allow you to be anonymous for-ever. but yeah craigiists has some openings for guinea pigs to try out new drugs. 4,000 - 5,000 to try obesity drugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 22, 2006 Share Posted March 22, 2006 Hulkamania is correct you are known only by a # thats it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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