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I'm becoming a sperm doner

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I'm currently applying to become a sperm donor.

 

I used to think the idea of giving up my piping hot DNA was kinda immoral and more than a little freaky...I mean, how weird would it be to see someone who looked just like me 20 years from now?

 

But, I think it will ensure my immortality in a way as my genes will live on in some families kid.

 

That and if I qualify, i can donate 3 times a week, $75 a pop. Not a bad way to supplement my income eh?

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we have enough problems inthis world...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

haha

 

we should open up a team handsome sperm bank, oh and a handsomettes egg bank as well

 

we can breed an incredibly handsome race

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I wanna be a sperm donor..what kinda shit is involved in the application process?

 

I figure if I'm gunna do it anyways, might as well be paid, yahmean?

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I've thought about donating as well...then I thought about a hundred different little me's running around and I got scared. I can't unleash that kind of infestation on society...it just wouldn't be right.

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Guest imported_El Mamerro

My brother did this 3 times a week for the few months Ricky Martin was famous. Latino sperm was in demand, and he made bank.

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Originally posted by count chocula@Mar 22 2006, 06:02 PM

they can find out anything if they have access to the wangage

 

 

anything

 

like...what?

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you get $75 fucking bucks a session and can go up to 3 times a week to jerk off in a cup?

 

i love jerking off and if i could get paid for it, that would be ill...

 

ill have like 2 billion crazy kids out there...

 

i need to go sign up for real

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Originally posted by count chocula@Mar 22 2006, 09:51 AM

that shit's a bitch to do...

 

no drugs

no sex

a commitment

 

- good luck

 

 

im seriously thinking of doing this

 

shit 75$ a session? 3 times a week?

 

thats an extra 225$ of income, im getting to the point where i might just take that up

 

 

 

 

but the no sex and no drugs, thats the ying to that yang or whatever

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yeah....$75 bucks a session...usually 3 times a week

 

So, do they do the whole drug screening thing?

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^^

About $5000-6000 per egg I have heard

 

upwards of $30-40 if you become a surrogate mother

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my aunt was willing to paythis women 50000 dollars to have a baby for her. Needless to say, we said it was a bad idea and told her it would fuck up her kid.

 

but 50000$........id do it, i dont care that i dont have an ova! its happpening

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

Sounds like a great deal, until 18 years later and some kid knocks on your door wondering where all his past birthday presents are and how fucked up he is because of you.

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I couldn't be a surrogate mother. Ever. There would just be too much emotional attachment. But, I only intend to have 1 kid so I've got a couple of eggs to spare.

Hey LENS, do you have a website for this shit?

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Dude you can have sex you just cant bust for 2 days prior to the session i saw some dude on mtv he wanted to be a cage fighter and had to do it to get extra income to pay for training

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i cant have kids out there that dont know their daddy. its just too messed up.

 

ive smoked far too many els my sperm are probably mad fucked up god

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