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i'll soon be on my way to blacking out at the company xmas party!!!!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by mental invalid, Dec 20, 2002.

  1. mental invalid

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    i'll soon be on my way to blacking out at the company xmas party!!!!

    Discussion started by mental invalid - Dec 20, 2002

    yeah!!! hip hip hooray for the black out!

    these are always a great time to watch people make complete asses of themselves...like one guy last year sodomized the receptionist with a beer bottle and almost got brought up on charges....

    you have to mingle with people who you really cant stand, and but atleast the food is free and the liquor a plenty....ill be getting stoned en route to the resturant...should be fun

    anyone else going through the ole company party???
     
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  2. yoshy

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    yoshy - Replied Dec 20, 2002

    definitely! tonight i am going to our small office party which i have
    skipped in years past. this year they got a keg and we can invite our
    friends, so i couldnt pass it up.


    debaucheryoshy
     
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  3. mikro137

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    mikro137 - Replied Dec 20, 2002

    my crew has been getting fed all week. no beer though :(
     
  4. ubejinxed

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    ubejinxed - Replied Dec 20, 2002

    i went to mine 2 weeks ago. the appetizers were really tasty but tiny and there was the open bar which was no good. no one really got crazy though cus there are only 40 people in our company and people watch out a bit. it was still a good time and i was plastered by 9pm. next year they need more food.

    the company i worked at before i was laid off had this crazy holiday party that was formal, had ice luges and sculptures had the whole first floor of the Copley plaza (which is a much nicer place than i will ever end up) they had a separate dessert room and smoking room. the food was plentiful and good, they had a separate vodka bar, beer bar, and other liquor bar as well as free photo service. they had rooms rented out in the hotel for people to stay in if need be. people got nuts.

    needless to say this party probably contributed to our layoff.
     
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    awkward eye - Replied Dec 20, 2002

    we had ours last week,there was wine but no beer which is fine because i dont drink..and besides if i was to get drunk who knows what i would say,id probably end up screwing myself and pissing off my boss.
     
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    --zeSto-- - Replied Dec 20, 2002

    today is my last working day for 2 weeks...
    and the graphics guys are already into the scotch.
    A coulouist brought in his karoke machine,
    and I expect it to be harmless and silly.

    the company is WAY to small for anyone to get sodomized
    (or do some sodomizing) and not have everyone else know in 4 seconds.
     
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  7. HESHIANDET

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    HESHIANDET - Replied Dec 20, 2002

    holla roe, i'll be back on monday.
     
  8. fr8oholic

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    fr8oholic - Replied Dec 20, 2002

    wow roe, sounds like our company xmas partys
     
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  9. SteveAustin

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    SteveAustin - Replied Dec 20, 2002

    owner of the place I work is a cheap bastard, so no Christmas office party here. It'd probably suck if they had one anyway. Our summer company picnic sucks pretty bad...no alcohol at all. Although its kinda funny watching the old, bitter, man hating women play bingo. Some of um really get into that shit. Rediculous.
     
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    sieb - Replied Dec 20, 2002

    no xmas party, i dont work at an office, but im going to a hotel party tonight that is about to be so cracking. if i was at one of those xmas gatherings id be all up on the sexy female receptionist no doubt.
     
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    --zeSto-- - Replied Dec 20, 2002

    I went to a BIG christamas party with an ex-girl last year.
    There were about 150 people, who all work with tech logistics (read: boring).
    So the food was crap, the music wasn't even top 40. It was YMCA, Abba and classic rock.
    blah! The wine was godawful, and there were 2 bottles per table of 8.

    Thank God that I dont work in that world.

    On the positive note:
    I was with the youngest, prettiest, pantyless girl in the entire company.
     
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    SteveAustin - Replied Dec 20, 2002

    nice.
    I came this close | | to going to my ex's ad agency Christmas party. People watching at its finest. There is always one dumbass that drinks too much and pisses someone off enough to get fired.
     
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    --zeSto-- - Replied Dec 20, 2002

    how close?

    | | <- that's close!

    So I just helped the boss unload the booze truck.
    there's enough liquor here to stock a small bar for a night.
    50ish beers, a case of coolers, about 10 liters of wine, a few scotches...

    and this is all for about 20 people, 10 of which dont really drink at all.
    Looks like I'm getting hammed and taking a run at whoever's close.
    or I'll just get so drunk that I think I can pull off El Mammerrro bboy freezes!
     
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    angry xbox - Replied Dec 20, 2002

    i wanna hear this story about the receptionist getting sodomized.

    We dont have an office party as far as i know, this company is like working for the NAZIS, i fucking hate this place so much i wanna blast my head off in front of all my co-workers one day but fuck it im winnign this goddamn xbox hands down.
     
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    --zeSto-- - Replied Dec 20, 2002

    ahhh... beer 5, lots of lemon chicken and greek salad, a nip of scotch.. and I'm good!

    I work with such lightweights. This one guy's had 2 lemonade coolers
    and he's turning all red. Oh shit... he's going to sing karoke. damn, it's too funny!

    well on such a positive note...

    Kilo7- signing off for 2 weeks... hold it down for me.
     
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