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If 12oz had a Talent Show...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by -Rage-, Oct 27, 2001.

  1. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 11,276 Likes Received: 71
    Who would perform what?

    Beardo - the mad radiohead bootlegger (can make a bootleg in 1 minute)
    Mental Invalid - would try to beat beardo
    Seeking - Winona Ryder's ping pong ball trick (South Park reference)
    BIGMETALCIRCUS - we can see how many of those circus peanuts he can eat in a half-hour
    Poop Man Bob - juggling three toilet bowls at once
    Dr. Frink Oner - inventing a machine that will have him win the talent show
    Boogie Hands - sitting on his ass
    Gnes - "gettin' drunk"
    Taco Bell Bomber - how many hot sauce packets he can drink in a half-hour
    Smart - holding the longest bong hit
    fr8oholic - pulling a caboose with his teeth
    Secret - "gettin' drunk" and trying to beat Gnes at his own game

    More later...
  2. platapie

    platapie Guest

    i might wanna be the crazy midget carnie who dresses up like a mad clown. yeah thats me i called it.
  3. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 11,276 Likes Received: 71
    How's that a talent though Platapie?
  4. Ammo

    Ammo Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 9, 2001 Messages: 1,146 Likes Received: 0
    ill be the guy who eats MORE hot sauce packets than taco bell bomber
  5. bug

    bug Guest

    i'd be the one around here that actally does graffiti. :cool:
  6. xiderock

    xiderock Junior Member

    Joined: Aug 22, 2001 Messages: 127 Likes Received: 0
    -insert sarcasm here... you left that litle part out dood.

    SIELOETTE Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 13, 2000 Messages: 1,107 Likes Received: 0
    okay..this is a weird subject but im bored..

    I would be the Gypsy on the hill..Which huge hoop earings..and a small lit up globe..that I took with me everywhere..and shook menacely in people faces.."I know your future"
    I never wear shoes..
    I would have a small string of herum girls with strings of small bells around thier ankles..Our tour van would be stacked with everything you need..this are breakdancing herum girls by the way..

    mr lonely heart is my fan boy..haha..he feeds me grapes..

    along in my string of talent would be

    the incredible beard..a man who unlike any other could build sky scrapers out of popsickle sticks..amusement parks..skate parks..tree forts..and so on..quite a joy to have along on the tour..

    he too has an army..with consists of mental invalid,pilau hands and drake mallard..these kids get the fun job of eating all the popsicles to deliver the sticks.,you will know them by their rainbow mouths..and constantly blue toungues..

    up on the hill..is a large stage..where a wizard lives..with a booming voice he grants your wishes..from a projection..smart runs the whole show in a small cut of cutain behind the stage..

    el mammero is his host..and also magician..who turns femme bots into real ladies..who also give lap dances for a small fee..

    mune is a magician as well..tortured by his past..he looms in the shadows only to come on during the second act..and can contort his body into any shape..

    secret is the lion tamer..whippeeesh..

    mesthree is that chick from the levis commercial with the hoola hoops..hot damn..

    seeking is the best harmonica player youve ever seen..
    southern kid is his banjo back up..get along little doggy

    boring bastard is the hot dog vendor..who yacks about the old town..and the stories oh the stories..but can never seems to give you correct change

    brown twinkie..can bend steel..he has a workshop..where you can have anything scuplted out of metal..

    ouija is the invisible man..hold onto your wallets..

    shit im running out of things..dammit ill be back..
  8. dosoner

    dosoner Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 8, 2000 Messages: 3,735 Likes Received: 26
    At this time I saw the force field like some sort of sparkling psychic plasma which covered me and starting crawling and covering everything I touched. The look of the transparent plasma I saw is very hard to describe. It made me and everything I touched a bit sparkling and different and at one time it seemed like another reality trying to slide over the usual reality. I was a bit afraid to get my girlfriend also trapped in this field and so I left the room and closed the door and followed the force and went down the second staircase. At this point I felt quite sober and clear mentally but the force field was still there pulling on me but now I tried to oppose it with my will and this sort of worked but was very difficult. At this point another friend who lived there just came in and looking at me he asked if I was felling well. I said 'Yes. . but I don't wanna follow this. . (force)' and than I realized that he was not feeling it and I was the only one. I felt embarassed as a experienced psychonaut to be in a situation like this but I was happy not to be alone. I now had the sensation that the forcefield is getting weaker and it was easier to control it. I told him that I have smoked a new plant and that it is unlike anything I had before and very strong but I could handle it.
  9. theFUME

    theFUME Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 6, 2001 Messages: 2,489 Likes Received: 1
    im the dj
    (with several others)
  10. suburbian bum

    suburbian bum 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 14,673 Likes Received: 3
    iim a freestyle mad man

    wword, yo check it
    Im a taggin man,
    i grab da can
    watch out, i might tag your van.
    my real name is dan.
  11. Harpo Marx

    Harpo Marx Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2001 Messages: 1,525 Likes Received: 3
    Makros- satan man. the lives unwelcomedly in the raftors and terroizes the audience.

    Webmaster- the the kind hearted ringleader

    Seeking Innocense- ?

    Drake Mallard- duckman

    Pilau Hands- the stinky handed man

    boogie hands- pickpocket

    bigmetalcircus- peanut man

    fred kreug- fortune teller
  12. dr. frink one

    dr. frink one Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 7, 2001 Messages: 3,638 Likes Received: 1
    whatever I invented wouldn't work...
    I would probably sulk for about an hour and...
    go home and get on 12oz.
  13. garcia_vega

    garcia_vega Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 6, 2001 Messages: 2,931 Likes Received: 2
    i think it that 12oz is more of a side show than a talent show, with all the freaks on here. i'd be the tattooed man.
  14. Gnes 37

    Gnes 37 Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 30, 2001 Messages: 7,071 Likes Received: 2
    ill sport spandex and wear an eye patch striped pants and do back spins while ballacing a forty on my nose so i dont think secret can compete!!! :)
  15. beardo

    beardo Guest