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i just got hit in the face

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by nutsonmychin!, May 30, 2006.

  1. so....

    im walking to get some soup for lunch, minding my own buisness. An insane wind strom happens, and a piece of newspaper comes and hits me right in the fucking face. I am trying to get the shit off, but its like glued on and wrapped around me.

    i finally break free, and like a million people are staring. so i ran into wallgrees. i didnt know what to do.

    that really sucked,. and if it happened to anyone else it would have made my day.
  2. count chocula

    count chocula Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2004 Messages: 8,540 Likes Received: 392
    was it one of those slutty asian papers?
  3. Flavicon

    Flavicon Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 18, 2005 Messages: 2,367 Likes Received: 18
    when something embarassing like that happens to me in public, i just start dancing
  4. Spitfire15

    Spitfire15 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 11, 2006 Messages: 10,640 Likes Received: 585
    Thats what you get for fucking your cousin.
  5. Better change your ways before Jesus comes.
  6. count chocula

    count chocula Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2004 Messages: 8,540 Likes Received: 392
    what if some homeless guy had wiped his ass with it
    then it hit u in the face
    and gave you a hitler - and you didnt know it
  7. !@#$%

    [email protected]#$% Moderator Crew

    Joined: Oct 1, 2002 Messages: 18,517 Likes Received: 622
    ugh, i hope it wasn't yank.

    no wonder that shit got stuck to your face.

    every few months i fall over on my bike while people are watching.
    who cares.
  8. ^ . ^

    ^ . ^ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Aug 13, 2003 Messages: 8,231 Likes Received: 73

    Sometimes I get a good laugh out of others misfortunes. Thanks pc!
  9. Some1

    Some1 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 13, 2001 Messages: 14,836 Likes Received: 93
    hahahahaha I wish i saw that it would of made my day
  10. 1/4FareMetrocard

    1/4FareMetrocard 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Feb 6, 2006 Messages: 12,962 Likes Received: 690
    haha i was hoping somone punched you but hey cant have everything
  11. careful youngster.

    i have your myspace
  12. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,026 Likes Received: 121
    No wonder your glass is half empty today...
  13. shotgun

    shotgun New Jack

    Joined: May 25, 2006 Messages: 18 Likes Received: 0
    it's like when it's pouring rain and a peds unbrella gets flipped and it's really funny and I'm laughing, sitting in my car with warmth and protection.


    it's still funny because it's you, sorry.