Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 so.... im walking to get some soup for lunch, minding my own buisness. An insane wind strom happens, and a piece of newspaper comes and hits me right in the fucking face. I am trying to get the shit off, but its like glued on and wrapped around me. i finally break free, and like a million people are staring. so i ran into wallgrees. i didnt know what to do. that really sucked,. and if it happened to anyone else it would have made my day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 was it one of those slutty asian papers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flavicon Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 when something embarassing like that happens to me in public, i just start dancing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 God dont like ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Thats what you get for fucking your cousin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 YANK Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest R@ndomH3ro Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Better change your ways before Jesus comes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 - what if some homeless guy had wiped his ass with it then it hit u in the face and gave you a hitler - and you didnt know it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 ugh, i hope it wasn't yank. no wonder that shit got stuck to your face. every few months i fall over on my bike while people are watching. who cares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 hhahaahhahaahhahhahahaha. Sometimes I get a good laugh out of others misfortunes. Thanks pc! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 hahahahaha I wish i saw that it would of made my day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 haha i was hoping somone punched you but hey cant have everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 careful youngster. i have your myspace Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 No wonder your glass is half empty today... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shotgun Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 it's like when it's pouring rain and a peds unbrella gets flipped and it's really funny and I'm laughing, sitting in my car with warmth and protection. hahaha. it's still funny because it's you, sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 rude. i didnt laugh when you rode your bike into a chain link fence. only cuz i wasnt there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shotgun Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 rude. i didnt laugh when you rode your bike into a chain link fence. only cuz i wasnt there. I didn't ride my bike into a fence, fell asleep from "rocking too hard", and ran into it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatalist Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 i felt like hitting someone in the face yesterday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG HECZ Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Thats what you get for fucking your cousin. :D HAHA Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Mamerro Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 YOU GOT HIT IN THE FACE WITH A PILLOW FULL OF UGLY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nutsonmychin! Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 why in the world would you want the name 10 dollar blow jobs? are you offering??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 ha ha, it would have been a better thread had you been hit in the face with somebody's penis Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trackstand Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 every few months i fall over on my bike while people are watching. who cares. Yeah, totally. When this happens I just look down at the drive train all like "oh damn this is fucked up". Now I just laugh at myself and keep going about my business. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
^ . ^ Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 trackstand, i would never laugh at you :heartbeat: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 - 3dollar cream pies Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
10 Dollar Blowjobs Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 $4 TICKETS FOR THE CHANCE TO PUNCH PORKCHOP IN HER FAT PUFFY ASS FACE I WOULD BUY LIKE...40$ WORTH OF TICKETS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 ha ha' date=' it would have been a better thread had you been hit in the face with somebody's penis[/quote'] That thread would be posted daily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 ^^^ zing x10 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shameless self promotion Posted May 30, 2006 Share Posted May 30, 2006 was it one of those slutty asian papers? Or the cousin humping ones?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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