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i just got hit in the face

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Guest nutsonmychin!

so....

 

im walking to get some soup for lunch, minding my own buisness. An insane wind strom happens, and a piece of newspaper comes and hits me right in the fucking face. I am trying to get the shit off, but its like glued on and wrapped around me.

 

i finally break free, and like a million people are staring. so i ran into wallgrees. i didnt know what to do.

 

that really sucked,. and if it happened to anyone else it would have made my day.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

God dont like ugly.

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Guest R@ndomH3ro

Better change your ways before Jesus comes.

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-

what if some homeless guy had wiped his ass with it

then it hit u in the face

and gave you a hitler - and you didnt know it

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ugh, i hope it wasn't yank.

 

no wonder that shit got stuck to your face.

 

 

every few months i fall over on my bike while people are watching.

who cares.

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hhahaahhahaahhahhahahaha.

 

 

Sometimes I get a good laugh out of others misfortunes. Thanks pc!

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Guest nutsonmychin!

careful youngster.

 

i have your myspace

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it's like when it's pouring rain and a peds unbrella gets flipped and it's really funny and I'm laughing, sitting in my car with warmth and protection.

 

 

hahaha.

 

 

it's still funny because it's you, sorry.

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Guest nutsonmychin!

rude.

 

i didnt laugh when you rode your bike into a chain link fence.

 

only cuz i wasnt there.

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rude.

 

i didnt laugh when you rode your bike into a chain link fence.

 

only cuz i wasnt there.

 

I didn't ride my bike into a fence, fell asleep from "rocking too hard", and ran into it.

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Guest nutsonmychin!

why in the world would you want the name 10 dollar blow jobs?

 

are you offering???

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ha ha, it would have been a better thread had you been hit in the face with somebody's penis

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every few months i fall over on my bike while people are watching.

who cares.

 

Yeah, totally. When this happens I just look down at the drive train all like "oh damn this is fucked up".

 

Now I just laugh at myself and keep going about my business.

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