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I got in a fight!

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega, Aug 14, 2002.

  1. MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega

    MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 6,494 Likes Received: 1
    It's easier to cut and paste the convo I had with Rage...:
    (names were changed to initials...J.=abusive ex-boyfriend K.=My good friend.)

    Me: I got in a fight tonight!

    Rage: sweet!!!!!!

    Rage: how'd it go

    Me: It was so cool, I went with my friend to pick up his yearbook(Yeah, in august...we get them at the beginning of the next school year, so if you just graduated you get yours in august...) So we were up at school and this kid J. was there...
    Me : Now J. is a real asshole, he went out with my good friend K., he used to beat up K. all the time, so they broke up and last week he stopped over her house to say goodbye before he went off to college, then for no reason at all he decides it's a good idea to push her to the ground and kick her two times in her side. So now my poor friend K. has a cracked rib.

    Rage: wow

    Me: I told K. if I ever see J. I'd put him in a coma. So needless to say I saw him tonight.
    Me: I was waiting in the parking lot for my friends to get out of school. I was sitting on J.'s car, right on the roof so it got kinda messed up, plus I jumped on it a few times. So he comes out and sees me, this kid has only met me once and he probably forgets me so he comes over and starts screaming, "You wanna die you pussy? what the fuck did you do that to my car for?" so I got off his car, introduced myself, "Hey, How's it going, you're J. right? I'm Kevin, Nice to meet you. I heard what you did to K....That's pretty fucked up, I bet you think your tough?" Then he looked all freaked out then he swung at me and I moved to the left and punched him in the stomach. He fell to the ground so I kicked him two times really hard in his side where he had kicked K..

    Rage: holy shit
    Rage: damn kid
    Rage: that's a story worthy of 12oz

    Me: While he was on the ground I told him if he ever comes near her again no matter how good his intentions are I'd kill him. I stood there for about 5 minutes, smoked a cigarette the whole time he was on the ground. He started to get up so I gave him my hand and helped him up as he was coming up he punched me in the stomach and i kinda stumbled back.
    Me: At the time he punched me my friends were coming out of school and saw it so they all ran over to see what was going on. Meanwhile, I'm regaining my footing and J. swings at me again and misses so my friend dan runs over with his yearbook in hand and hits J. right in the back of the head with his yearbook.

    Rage: slick, get your money's worth

    Me: hahaha hell yeah
    Me: J. fell to the ground after being hit in the head with a yearbook and I'm pretty sure he was knocked out. Then some teacher starts screaming "What the hell are you kids doing!?! I'm calling the cops!" so naturally we ran.
    Me: end of story.
    Me: Justice is served, I feel like a super hero.

    Rage: sweet

    Conclusion: I'm gonna start beating more people up. I feel good about myself, I'm gonna go make myself a spandex suit and go around beating up bad guys!
     
  2. -Rage-

    -Rage- 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Apr 12, 2001 Messages: 10,006 Likes Received: 27
    "You got knocked the fuck out!"
     
  3. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
    word, fighting's hot.
     
  4. Mr. Mang

    Mr. Mang Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 27, 2002 Messages: 2,901 Likes Received: 1
  5. avils

    avils Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 26, 2001 Messages: 1,574 Likes Received: 0
    yeah thats pretty cool.. but you should have done a bit more than kicked him in the side. he beat a girl up man, he deserves at least a busted nose and black eyes for that.

    but still, good work !
     
  6. MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega

    MisPantalonesEstaEnfuega Veteran Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2000 Messages: 6,494 Likes Received: 1
    Yeah I was gonna go to town on him after he punched me. I'm pretty sure I messed up his ribs somehow.

    But yeah, as much as I hate women they don't deserve to be beat up for nothing, it makes me sick. My friends were talking about going to J.'s house and beating him up some more...
     
  7. KIND

    KIND Member

    Joined: Feb 18, 2002 Messages: 342 Likes Received: 0
    he fell to the ground after getting hit once in the stomach???what a puss
     
  8. avils

    avils Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 26, 2001 Messages: 1,574 Likes Received: 0
    :king: :king:
     
  9. JohnnyHorton

    JohnnyHorton Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 2,201 Likes Received: 0
    no doubt
    i'd be pretty psyched out if i came out and saw someguy sitting on the roof of my car
     
  10. REGULATOR

    REGULATOR Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 6, 2001 Messages: 3,383 Likes Received: 0
    you should tell K and maybe she will *wink wink*
     
  11. ledzep

    ledzep Junior Member

    Joined: Feb 21, 2002 Messages: 146 Likes Received: 1
    ..ok..


    goodjob, keep up the good work.
     
  12. ElectricitySucks

    ElectricitySucks Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 13, 2001 Messages: 6,395 Likes Received: 24
    good one but....ehhh...not good enough. there should have been some kung fu involved. im talking swinging krescent kicks, 40 mph punches, chops, throws....ect. make it ninja. next time you get into a fight, do some crazy ninja shit. take this for advice:

    you see your emeny...while your up in a tree that you can jump down from. as soon as the ememy approaches, jump down from the tree right in front of him. this will make the enemy speechless with the "what the fuck just happened" look on his face. oh yeah, dress in some black ninja uniform. right away, introduce yourself with a right roundhouse kick to the side of your enemy's head. this kick to the head will make him swing left very quickly. just as he starts moving to the left, do a spinning left back kick. this will most likely make him/her go to the ground. finish it from there. and, if you wanna be a real dirtbag about it, look in the kids' pockets for money, rob em. heh....

    remember, keep it ninja, and always think of yourself as a better fighter then your apponent..........
     
  13. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
  14. dahighlifdhl

    dahighlifdhl Senior Member

    Joined: May 4, 2002 Messages: 1,430 Likes Received: 0
  15. d-town_bomber

    d-town_bomber Veteran Member

    Joined: May 20, 2001 Messages: 7,032 Likes Received: 2
     
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