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Gross old man

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Overtime, Dec 11, 2004.

  1. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    ok, my roomate has been having weird ass problems about his english teacher like rubbing his stomach and shit, and him and i just thought it was something that silly old men do and didnt think much about it anymore. Well, as time went on, mike stopped going to class and his teacher started emailing him and shit, which was weird. I dont know exactly what was said, but I know it made mike uncomfortable. Well, i woke up today to hear my roomate saying "yes sir" and "ok, thank you" in a way that i could tell he really just wanted to get off the phone, i guessed it was his english teacher, i was right. well, he opened his email upon request of said teacher, and this is the letter that was sent to mike

    Michael:

    I have reread your essays and prayed so much about you. If you have two hours to meet with me personally next week. (We'll do it at the gym where it's quiet and where I work every day. We can lift weights (light), do treadmill, the whirlpool (for my back and the best place to discuss.)) If you can arrange this, I think we can resurrect a pass for English 1101. Not to announce to anyone because you have missed several classes, but you are a good writer and I have control of the final grade. I just need a two hour discussion with you.
    Call me at home. Tues through Thurs will be good for me--if you are interested in catching up and passing. You have not blown it until you say no here. There are no catches, Michael. I work out every day because 0f my health and I usually work out with somebody. I'll ask questions; you'll answer. We'll change machines and do the same. Sit in the whirlpool--prescribed by the doctor--and have a better time to discuss. (Promise you won't look at my scarred body. Ha)There will be people around but not to listen to our English talk.
    Call me at 770-000-0000. We're going to a wedding at 5 today, Saturday. Don't email.
    I have not forgotten you. I read your papers again and saw that you have great promise in writing.

    Your English teacher and one who believes in you.
    Dr. Drummond


    mike called his parents to find out what the shit he should do, because this has creeped himself and me out like crazy,,,,,,crazy......
     
  2. the_gooch

    the_gooch 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 15, 2002 Messages: 11,566 Likes Received: 431
    hahahahah wow that's classic..........and creepy. i mean is this guy serious??
     
  3. oneeightyone

    oneeightyone Senior Member

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  4. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    holy shit hahah what a wierdo....that shit would freak me out, tell mike to run for his life
     
  5. oneeightyone

    oneeightyone Senior Member

    Joined: May 23, 2003 Messages: 1,289 Likes Received: 0
    scarred body, dude, that's fucking gross, ah, actualy it's pretty funny and disturbing at the same time.
     
  6. the_gooch

    the_gooch 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: May 15, 2002 Messages: 11,566 Likes Received: 431

    oh stop, you were pulling this stuff when we painted....haha

    gooch: "can i borrow some caps?"

    181: "umm yeah, come sit in my car first"
     
  7. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
  8. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
  9. Overtime

    Overtime Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 22, 2003 Messages: 13,986 Likes Received: 311
    yeah, he's going to the dean on monday, he called the guy back upon his request to set up a time to meet, and he repeated "do not email me back or tell anyone about this, this is between you and me, not the dean" and such...
     
  10. sarahyoulose

    sarahyoulose Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 30, 2003 Messages: 1,043 Likes Received: 3
    what makes that picture even more classic is that

    HE IS LASSOED

    who would lasso this man?

    *shudder at the thought
     
  11. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    Your roommate needs to print out the email and give it to the dean of the English school. That's fucked up. Old dude can get severely canned and Mike might get a passing grade - he can just argue that his professor was trying to manipulate him and his grade.
     
  12. LadyNapua

    LadyNapua Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 6, 2004 Messages: 1,376 Likes Received: 52
    This shit is sick. I think your roomate should go to the dean and report him. Good Luck to him.
     
  13. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    I lassoed him with my heart.

    Hi on myspace, btw.
     
  14. Vanity

    Vanity Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 11, 2000 Messages: 7,673 Likes Received: 6
    so did he get any action?
     
  15. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 1
    for real. some guy was bugging me in one of my classes and i missed a bunch of classes. my teacher gave me a passing grade cause i think he knew about it. not even just a passing grade, but a B and i didnt even tell any faculty about it.


    also, is that the real email word for word? cause thats some weird shit. watch this turn into some svu drama shit. "he did it to me too, michael just gave me the courage to talk about it!"
     
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