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fucked in the earhole

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by THE DEVIL!, Jun 27, 2004.

  1. THE DEVIL!

    THE DEVIL! Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 11, 2000 Messages: 1,045 Likes Received: 0
    So. Who has the biggest earlobes on 12oz. I have shit stretched to one inch, and I feel like a giant asshole. I also have a bisexual girlfriend that forces me to have sex with other wicked hot girls that she brings home, but i'm totally in love with this other girl that I work with that is eight years younger than me and shes totally terrrified of my girl, and shes basically a virgin but she told me how bad she wants to be with me and shes a pretty straight jewish girl from nyc whos only been with one dude ever, and shes sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot and I think I love her. fuck. I hate my bisexual girlfriend that makes me have sex with dirty slutty girls. I want the innocent girl all to mself fuuck ima drunkr.
     
  2. KING BLING

    KING BLING Guest

    Tell me where you live and I'll have this whole thing cleared up in 24 hours....
     
  3. krie

    krie Guest

    You are wicked
     
  4. Fox Mulder

    Fox Mulder 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Nov 23, 2000 Messages: 12,434 Likes Received: 86
    did you ever move to virginia?
     
  5. Yellow Feets

    Yellow Feets Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 10, 2004 Messages: 1,958 Likes Received: 0
    I am your bisexual girlfriend.

    edit*
    post pictures k?
     
  6. meateater

    meateater Member

    Joined: Nov 17, 2003 Messages: 789 Likes Received: 6
    if i only had a girlfriend that forced me to have sex with her and her friends!:cry2:
     
  7. rinse

    rinse Member

    Joined: Dec 28, 2003 Messages: 703 Likes Received: 0
    tell your bi-girlfriend the go shoppin' for a little jewish virgin girl for some game-on.
    to tell you the truth, i'm not sure what the problem is.
     
  8. ODS-1

    ODS-1 Elite Member

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  9. StarzAbove

    StarzAbove Veteran Member

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    I say u show of pictures of these BI girls:yum:
     
  10. InnerCityRebel

    InnerCityRebel Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 19, 2002 Messages: 8,297 Likes Received: 117
    I say u show of pictures of these BI girls.


    I agree with both statements..
     
  11. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  12. THE DEVIL!

    THE DEVIL! Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 11, 2000 Messages: 1,045 Likes Received: 0
    So now that I've slept and sobered up...........
    Sorry, no pictures. This shit is so crazy.
    I was at *the other girls house* all night, drinking wine, left her house at like...5am, painted on the way home, just so i'd have paint on my hands to show my crazy girlfriend.......there's no way in hell that I can get this shit to work in my favor.
    I guess I just have to suck it up and deal.
    THe real question here is:
    Do I keep the crazy kinky relationship that i've been in for five years, or let it go, thus saving myself from the many potential hazards that come with dating a crazy BI chick. Or do I sacrafice the hot three, and one time four-way sex with multiple hot chicks...and date the beautiful innocent girl that worships the ground I walk on, but isn't kinky at all?????????

    And no, we never did move to Viginia. All the hot lesbos live in Vermont anyway....
     
  13. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

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  14. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

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  15. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,016 Likes Received: 117
    http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v15/Cluetwo/john_wayne_poster.jpg'>

    I thought this was about earlobes?
     
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