THE DEVIL! Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 So. Who has the biggest earlobes on 12oz. I have shit stretched to one inch, and I feel like a giant asshole. I also have a bisexual girlfriend that forces me to have sex with other wicked hot girls that she brings home, but i'm totally in love with this other girl that I work with that is eight years younger than me and shes totally terrrified of my girl, and shes basically a virgin but she told me how bad she wants to be with me and shes a pretty straight jewish girl from nyc whos only been with one dude ever, and shes sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo hot and I think I love her. fuck. I hate my bisexual girlfriend that makes me have sex with dirty slutty girls. I want the innocent girl all to mself fuuck ima drunkr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest KING BLING Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 Tell me where you live and I'll have this whole thing cleared up in 24 hours.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 You are wicked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fox Mulder Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 did you ever move to virginia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yellow Feets Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 I am your bisexual girlfriend. edit* post pictures k? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meateater Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 if i only had a girlfriend that forced me to have sex with her and her friends!:cry2: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rinse Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 tell your bi-girlfriend the go shoppin' for a little jewish virgin girl for some game-on. to tell you the truth, i'm not sure what the problem is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ODS-1 Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 http://myinsulators.com/commokid/telephones/nba_booths.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 I say u show of pictures of these BI girls:yum: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 Originally posted by meateater if i only had a girlfriend that forced me to have sex with her and her friends!:cry2: I say u show of pictures of these BI girls. I agree with both statements.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/15/epica/EP14_02.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE DEVIL! Posted June 27, 2004 Author Share Posted June 27, 2004 So now that I've slept and sobered up........... Sorry, no pictures. This shit is so crazy. I was at *the other girls house* all night, drinking wine, left her house at like...5am, painted on the way home, just so i'd have paint on my hands to show my crazy girlfriend.......there's no way in hell that I can get this shit to work in my favor. I guess I just have to suck it up and deal. THe real question here is: Do I keep the crazy kinky relationship that i've been in for five years, or let it go, thus saving myself from the many potential hazards that come with dating a crazy BI chick. Or do I sacrafice the hot three, and one time four-way sex with multiple hot chicks...and date the beautiful innocent girl that worships the ground I walk on, but isn't kinky at all????????? And no, we never did move to Viginia. All the hot lesbos live in Vermont anyway.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 BOOOOOO!! HISS!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 scream demon wind Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClueTwo Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v15/Cluetwo/john_wayne_poster.jpg'> I thought this was about earlobes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted June 27, 2004 Share Posted June 27, 2004 ANAL CUNT LYRICS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE DEVIL! Posted July 5, 2004 Author Share Posted July 5, 2004 Originally posted by ClueTwo http://img5.photobucket.com/albums/v15/Cluetwo/john_wayne_poster.jpg'> I thought this was about earlobes? It was about earlobes, until I got distracted by the pussy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Trotter Posted July 5, 2004 Share Posted July 5, 2004 I bet the sweet jewish girl is crazy kinky when you get her in the mood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HESHIANDET Posted July 5, 2004 Share Posted July 5, 2004 shared pain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted July 5, 2004 Share Posted July 5, 2004 If you're into having sex through a sheet... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Pilau Hands Posted July 5, 2004 Share Posted July 5, 2004 my earlobes are the way they came. as for the girls, i have no idea how to relate to your situation, but my advice is obvious and unnecessary. it depends on how old you are, where you are in life, and where you want to go. from what i remember, you're pretty set up in a career, or at least doing what you want to do. the setup you have now sounds great to everyone, but i imagine it'd get old after a few years. that other girl sounds nice but...would take a lot of adjusting too. if you're gonna smash your wild and known world apart, just try to make sure you won't get bored with innocence and want to put your penis into many women's birth canals any time soon. i guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted July 5, 2004 Share Posted July 5, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/15/ierogliph/tm57.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 5, 2004 Share Posted July 5, 2004 My ears are zero guage and I too have a girlfriend who like to intorduce me to BI girls for mutual fun. maybe it's the ears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarzAbove Posted July 5, 2004 Share Posted July 5, 2004 My ears remain untouched by any form of earing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xploda11 Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 weird bro Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odd.pr0ject Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 nice job bumping a thread from 2004. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tops_One Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 hahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OptimusPrime Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 and why is this still going. oh yeah. i just bumped it agin, didn't i? fuck y'all anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HardyHarHar Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 keep the bi-sexs you lush. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted March 9, 2007 Share Posted March 9, 2007 Oh boo-hoo... "my girl makes me fuck other girls"... Whhhaaaaaa!!!! What a fucking fag.:o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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