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Embarrassing Situations (part 3)

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by fatbastard, Jul 28, 2004.

  1. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,880 Likes Received: 11
    So i have this friend who sends me really random text messages usually relating to personal jokes we have. Today im in a small class when a lecturer is telling us about a new refrencing program, and how the university doesnt tolerate plagerism, all of a sudden i read the text message and let out a big laugh..

    he looks at me and is like, "is everything ok?" i reply "sure, and continue lauging" he takes the phone from me and says "lets let the class in on the joke" he reads the messagealoud to the class which goes as follows: (mind you it was 2 merged messages which is why it went over 160 characters)

    "patrick was being irresponsible with the sports equipment his peers justin and josh informed their teacher victor. victor had a quite word with patrick when patrick returned he apologized to the others patrick had pulls his socks up and treated the sports equipment with respect this made the game a fun time for all"

    the class looked really puzzled, this made me laugh even harder, he gave me back the phone shook his head, and resumed the class..

    i felt like an idiot.

    post your embarrassing situations/stories.
  2. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    damn skinny....

    that's about as in as inside jokes can get.
  3. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,880 Likes Received: 11
    thats the thing. it had no meaning to me at all, he just sent it for no apparent reason..
  4. j

    j Guest

    How's this for embarrassing?

  5. If by "embarrasing" you mean "empowering"...
  6. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,880 Likes Received: 11
    and plus, you just wanted to say skinny. :p
  7. JohnnyHorton

    JohnnyHorton Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 2,201 Likes Received: 0
    your friend is a genius
    that's awesome:D
  8. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    i manage to trip on myself only when there are people around; my ankle folds, or i trip on my other foot...that's embarrasing.

    and i don't even wear heels...i'm a dork.
  9. Devilush

    Devilush 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 17,035 Likes Received: 3
    i do a lot of embarrasing shit when i am drunk. luckily, the people around me are usually drunk and dont remember. but for some reason, the hubby remembers everything. the next morning, he would laugh at me and and ask me if i remembered this and that from the night before and i wouldnt. apparently, i'm hilarious.

    last weekend, there was a huge line at the bar for the bathroom and so i couldnt wait and i went in with the hubby. he wasnt holding the door down and one of his friends opened the bathroom door, i just happen to be standing up by the toilet pulling my thong up. yea he saw crotch, i'm sure of it. i go out and we act like nothings happen but he apologized anyway.
  10. SteveAustin

    SteveAustin Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 12, 2002 Messages: 7,042 Likes Received: 2
    I'm sure I've mentioned this before...but I walked right into a glass window the morning after a really heavy drunk. For all intensive purposes...I'd say I was still drunk. Some girl happened to about 5 feet away from the door and watched me do it. She was laughing her ass off. I just laughed and mumbled something about still being drunk.
  11. fortis

    fortis New Jack

    Joined: Dec 31, 2003 Messages: 64 Likes Received: 0
  12. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 2
    Probably when word got out in the sixth grade I wanted to fuck some girl in the shower and one day during P.E. some of said girls friends were sitting in the bleachers and saw me run by on the track.

    As i pass, they yell out "Hey (blank)! We heard you wanted to fuck Ania in the shower!"

    Moritification at it's finest although if i could go back in time I'd turn that situation around so i really could have done that deed.
  13. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

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  14. CrazyLazy

    CrazyLazy Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 17, 2003 Messages: 1,681 Likes Received: 0
    In freshman year of high school, in chemestry class. The teacher was yelling at everyone for like half an hour straight with no break. So I lean over to the guy next to me and say to him "what's up her butt?" And right when I say it, she stops yelling and the whole class is quiet. Everyone looks at me and I just point to the guy next to me. Everyone still knew that I said it though. I don't know if it was all that embarassing, but it was definitley funny.
  15. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    Good thing this thread came up.

    Yesterday I went to a new dentist and the technician is really young and pretty good looking. So shes talking to me about what shes going to do and she needs x-rays. At the time I had just got out of bed, I hadn't showered or shaved, and my shirt has an ink stain on it. Anyway, shes talking to me and she seems kind of upset or something, I get the feeling I know her from somewhere, but I can't put my finger on it. So we get to the point when she needs me to stand for this x-ray and shes like "okay get into the position like I told you" and I start like laughing to myself. And in my head one thing leads to another and I realize that I slept with this girl like a year ago, and never got her number or anything or maybe I just didn't call her. I'm pretty sure she knows it was me, and so we went through the whole thing making small talk and she goes on with the dental shit. Plus I have 2 small cavaties...

    And then I go to eat at "the chinks" and I'm ordering and I can see this cute arab girl looking at me and shit. So I smile when I walk to my table and she smiles and looks down. Then when she's walking out she like smiles again. Anyway, I decide to get a haircut so I walk over to the salon right over there, and she happens to be the receptionist. So I go up to the counter and I'm like "ya uhhh, I didn't folllow you over here I swear." She just looks at me with this blank expression like "who the fuck are you" and all the people in the lobby are looking at me all weird.