avils Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by Nekro So I have a twin brother, for 12oz purposes we'll call him T. couldnt he be called 'ill bill' :lol: i kill me :huh?: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr. Dazzle Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Re: How's this for embarrassing? Originally posted by j http://www.psy.cmu.edu/~kidblount/swif_rave2.jpg'> This guy here sent me a message saying something along the lines of him "wanting to swallow my semen". It popped up right as my dad was grabbing something from next to the computer. He just gave me a look and walked away. Thanks, Swif, now my dad thinks i'm gay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 I walk into things sometimes. It hurts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nekro Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by Glutton antonios is good nekro Gotta love antonio's, I drive in from Barrington at least once a week to eat there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ment2 Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 i was about 15 and i was really stoned walking down my friends street with him and our other friend, and i had a wedgie and i say "my underwear is all up in my ass!" with my hand elbow deep in my pants. and my friends started laughing.. i thought it was at me, but it was because a lady was sitting on her porch watching me.. the funny thing was i ran down these stairs... well, the street is on a big hill and theres like 4 flights of stairs going down it... i thought i could run down the first set and be out of the lady's site, but i realized when i got a ways down the lady could see me anywhere on the 4 flights... so i ran down four flights of stairs laughing my ass off. it was funny at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted July 29, 2004 Share Posted July 29, 2004 Originally posted by SteveAustin I'm sure I've mentioned this before...but I walked right into a glass window the morning after a really heavy drunk. For all intensive purposes...I'd say I was still drunk. Some girl happened to about 5 feet away from the door and watched me do it. She was laughing her ass off. I just laughed and mumbled something about still being drunk. I walked through my friends fly screen door after two drinks the first time I ever actually visited the dudes house ... I chalk it up to being sleepy and fumed out... his girlfriend had done it earlier in the night and I remember being alittle concerned about her intelligence (I thought mabye a life time of party related behaviour had left her a frail shell of a woman) ...Having thought that ofcourse.. I was the one who managed to actually rip the thing of its hinges .. Also this comes to mind ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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