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DeepThoughts...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by CACashRefund, Mar 31, 2005.

  1. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    A little long but really funny at times.
    Some of the better ones are in bold.

     
  2. mkonji

    mkonji Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 384 Likes Received: 0
    that is way to long to read, cant you just give us the highlights?
     
  3. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    "If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a
    dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."

    I've totally thought of this before.
     
  4. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
    A couple good ones

    If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping
    and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward.

    We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to
    their faces, and this is what annoys me.

    The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw

    Instead of mousetraps, what about baby traps? Not to harm the babies, but just to
    hold them down until they can be removed?

    If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're
    gone.

    When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought, Yahoo! We're rich! But it turned out
    to be something different.
     
  5. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    Bolded some of the better ones.
     
  6. MAGS156

    MAGS156 Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 4, 2005 Messages: 1,034 Likes Received: 1
    loven this thred
     
  7. boogie hands

    boogie hands 12oz Legend

    Joined: Feb 15, 2001 Messages: 16,059 Likes Received: 13
    does anyone know who was behind these? they were always kind of hit or miss with me....

    that sears tower bit made me laught though.
     
  8. Herbivore

    Herbivore Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 12, 2004 Messages: 1,431 Likes Received: 1
    it's Jack Handey...
    they featured a quote or two of his on some SNL episodes.

    i like a lot of them... but it's hit or miss for me also.
     
  9. fatalist

    fatalist Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 10, 2004 Messages: 6,354 Likes Received: 25
    Man, i don't have the patience to read long shit today.
     
  10. nomadawhat

    nomadawhat Veteran Member

    Joined: Aug 24, 2001 Messages: 5,001 Likes Received: 2
    "Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you."
     
  11. SPORTO

    SPORTO Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 6, 2005 Messages: 1,086 Likes Received: 10
    BEFORE ANOTHER UNGRATEFUL FUCK
    COMPLAINS ABOUT THE LENGHT OF THE
    ORIGINAL POST,TRY JUST READING THE 'BOLD' LINES.
    IT TAKES ABOUT AS LONG, AS IT TAKES
    YOU, TO BUST A NUT, BEFORE YOUR MOMMY
    CALLS YOU DOWN FOR YOUR DINNER.
     
  12. fatalist

    fatalist Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Mar 10, 2004 Messages: 6,354 Likes Received: 25
    MEH!
     
  13. AORAone

    AORAone Veteran Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 6,460 Likes Received: 32
    Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk


    HAHAHAHAHAHAH
     
  14. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    haha, i didn't know there were that many Deep Thoughts. the SNL of the early to mid 90s seem to be the best ever. although i've yet to see many late 80s episodes, i want to see one with robert downey jr. he was only on the show for a year.
     
  15. teen_014.jpg

    teen_014.jpg Member

    Joined: Jul 8, 2003 Messages: 613 Likes Received: 12
    "It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."
     
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