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DeepThoughts...

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by CACashRefund, Mar 31, 2005.

  1. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

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    DeepThoughts...

    Discussion started by CACashRefund - Mar 31, 2005

    A little long but really funny at times.
    Some of the better ones are in bold.

     
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  2. mkonji

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    mkonji - Replied Mar 31, 2005

    that is way to long to read, cant you just give us the highlights?
     
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    "If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a
    dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy."

    I've totally thought of this before.
     
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  4. deterrent

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    deterrent - Replied Mar 31, 2005

    A couple good ones

    If you define cowardice as running away at the first sign of danger, screaming and tripping
    and begging for mercy, then yes, Mr. Brave man, I guess I'm a coward.

    We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to
    their faces, and this is what annoys me.

    The crows seemed to be calling his name, thought Caw

    Instead of mousetraps, what about baby traps? Not to harm the babies, but just to
    hold them down until they can be removed?

    If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, forget em', cause, man, they're
    gone.

    When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought, Yahoo! We're rich! But it turned out
    to be something different.
     
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  5. CACashRefund

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    CACashRefund - Replied Mar 31, 2005

    Bolded some of the better ones.
     
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    loven this thred
     
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    does anyone know who was behind these? they were always kind of hit or miss with me....

    that sears tower bit made me laught though.
     
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    Herbivore - Replied Mar 31, 2005

    it's Jack Handey...
    they featured a quote or two of his on some SNL episodes.

    i like a lot of them... but it's hit or miss for me also.
     
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    Man, i don't have the patience to read long shit today.
     
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    "Sometimes I think I'd be better off dead. No, wait, not me, you."
     
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    SPORTO - Replied Mar 31, 2005

    BEFORE ANOTHER UNGRATEFUL FUCK
    COMPLAINS ABOUT THE LENGHT OF THE
    ORIGINAL POST,TRY JUST READING THE 'BOLD' LINES.
    IT TAKES ABOUT AS LONG, AS IT TAKES
    YOU, TO BUST A NUT, BEFORE YOUR MOMMY
    CALLS YOU DOWN FOR YOUR DINNER.
     
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    MEH!
     
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    Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo, flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk


    HAHAHAHAHAHAH
     
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    Dick Quickwood - Replied Mar 31, 2005

    haha, i didn't know there were that many Deep Thoughts. the SNL of the early to mid 90s seem to be the best ever. although i've yet to see many late 80s episodes, i want to see one with robert downey jr. he was only on the show for a year.
     
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    "It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man."
     
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